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Oh dear "Mark"

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  • #2
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    That is one ****e article...


  • #3
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    BONNY BOILER!.

    Q; Whats the difference between a Zanussi washing machine and a virgin?.

    A; You can dump your load in the Zanussi and it won't follow you around for six months.


  • #4
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,494 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Hmmm.....One night stand and she advertises it in a newspaper? :eek:

    What is the world coming to... :pac:


  • #5
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Would you reply to someone who can't distinguish between "were" and "where" ?


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    kingtut wrote: »
    What is the world coming to... :pac:
    Her house from the looks of things.


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  • #7
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Ah Coppers, Dublin's number 1 fertility clinic


  • #8
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    I sense the pitter patter of tiny feet...


  • #9
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    16 months on, I'm sure he remembers well.


  • #10
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    kingtut wrote: »
    Hmmm.....One night stand and she advertises it in a newspaper? :eek:

    What is the world coming to... :pac:

    I'd guess it's the owners doing the advertising.....


  • #11
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,942 ✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    I'm glad my name's not Mark.


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  • #12
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    She must be pregnant - oh, just read again, it was posted last year. Must have gotten pregnant then...

    There was a girl on Ray D'arcy there a couple of years ago who was also looking for a fella she met in Coppers. She had a year old baby at that stage that she wanted to introduce him to. All she knew was that he was English and was wearing a red jumper.

    I'm telling you, that place destroys lives.

    So does having unprotected s&x with randomers as well tho..


  • #13
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    I miss the Gumtree "Missed Connections" page. There was one there a few years back called "Touched My Ball" about a guy who had seen a girl at a bowling alley and couldn't summon up the courage to talk to her. Apparently she touched his ball.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 511 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I got it sorted lads, I just left my jacket after me.
    Sound of her to hold onto it


  • #15
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    I am petite with dark hair and skin

    Well, she has skin.


  • #16
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Would you reply to someone who can't distinguish between "were" and "where" ?

    I couldn't communicate with half of this forum if I didn't ;)


  • #17
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Oops.


  • #18
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Danbo! wrote: »
    Well, she has skin.

    That would set her apart from most of the Coppers zombies...


  • #19
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,002 ✭✭✭bijapos



    Friday December 02 2011

    AN intriguing ad on the Corkman News this week has prompted lots of speculation on Twitter.
    The appeal to find a man who called himself Mark ( she thinks) is made by a woman who doesn’t give her name but describes herself as “petite with dark hair and skin and brown eyes...”
    The woman reminds ‘Mark’ “We met at Copper Face Jacks on the night of the 26 August 2010...I drank Corona that night if that jogs your memory.
    “Was living in Phibsboro in Dublin. You came back to the house.
    “Really need to get in touch, its (sic) urgent....if you read this or your (sic) mates with this person please get in touch via email at: classifiedadvert120511@gmail.com”
    Corkman News is a Mallow based weekly newspaper that publishes three editions covering the Avondhu, North Cork and Muskerry regions.
    Tweeters speculate that the young woman contracted an STD from the encounter, or that she fell pregnant as a result of the meeting over a year ago – if that's the case 'Mark' might be meeting a new relative this Christmas!


    I presume from the email that the sprog was born on 12.05.11, 9 months after 26 Aug 10 so its a bit obvious its a kid. I reckon "Mark" is either keeping low, booking a ticket to Amerikay or content to read The Star for the foreseeable future.

    Worth a shot nonetheless and there are plenty of lads who would come forward if ti was their own child.

    Best of luck to her with it either way.


  • #20
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I got it sorted lads, I just left my jacket after me.
    Sound of her to hold onto it

    Check the pockets for a baby.


  • #21
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    I sense the pitter patter of tiny feet...

    He infested her house with mice?:confused:


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 511 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mathie wrote: »
    Check the pockets for a baby.

    Just my lint and knives


  • #23
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    The best part of the advert is that his name might not even be Mark in the first place, she might have just conjured up the name in his head :D

    She must get so many e-mails now of people wumming her,


  • #24
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    The best part of the advert is that his name might not even be Mark in the first place, she might have just conjured up the name in his head :D

    She must get so many e-mails now of people wumming her,

    Not to mention that, as pointed out in the GAA forum, the match took place on the 21st, not the 26th August.


  • #25
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Looking for "Mark", may or may not be your name

    Oh dear... :D


  • #26
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Can you imagine reading that as the bottom falls out of your world! :eek::eek::eek:


  • #27
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    classifiedadvert120511@gmail.com

    Right AH, your wittiest email responses please.... :p


  • #28
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    Not to mention that, as pointed out in the GAA forum, the match took place on the 21st, not the 26th August.

    Haha oh dear.

    It could be a Mark Darcy. A modern day Pride and Prejudice perhaps?


  • #29
    StephenHendry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭StephenHendry


    i remember hearing that on the radio, i thought that she tracked him down, didnt' realise she was still looking for him !!!


  • #30
    Tiocfaidh Armani
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Tiocfaidh Armani


    He left her fridge open and her crispy pancakes defrosted. She wants a new pack and now! Mince beef and onion mind!


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  • #31
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Homer wrote: »
    classifiedadvert120511@gmail.com

    Right AH, your wittiest email responses please.... :p

    Dear Mary (statistical guess)
    I'm really nervous about contacting you but I suppose I should
    what is it you need to discuss?
    regards
    Mark


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