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Help my sister is acting crazy!!!!??

  • 01-12-2011 03:49PM
    #1
    Paulor94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭


    My 18 year old sister is on the couch, hyper as **** screaming at the tv watching lion king. (i shouldnt have given for that coke) (the drink) so ya what should I do?


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  • #2
    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    leave the room?


  • #3
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Slap the shit out of her


  • #4
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Call the vet, have her put down.


  • #5
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Tell her Mufasa dies.


  • #6
    welchy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭welchy


    Its the Lion king! Perfectly understandable IMO


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  • #7
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Paulor94 wrote: »
    My 18 year old sister is on the couch, hyper as **** screaming at the tv watching lion king. (i shouldnt have given for that coke) (the drink) so ya what should I do?

    18, eh?


  • #8
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Put on a nice Andrei Tarkovsky film from your collection to calm her down.


  • #9
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    What's she wearing.....


  • #10
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Get her sectioned


  • #11
    Paulor94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Tell her Mufasa dies.

    I did she screamed it was a bad dream.


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  • #12
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Post a few pics of her here and then tell her about the thread.

    We'll look after the rest.


  • #13
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    Paulor94 wrote: »
    My 18 year old sister is on the couch, hyper as **** screaming at the tv watching lion king. (i shouldnt have given for that coke) (the drink) so ya what should I do?

    Call the AH professionals!

    Where's Dudess?

    Dudesssss!


  • #14
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    Push the reset button


  • #15
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Define Crazy please.


  • #16
    Trigger13222
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭Trigger13222


    ride her


  • #17
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Turn her off and on again.


  • #18
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Define Crazy please.

    When funny is scary.

    Everything is funny, there's nothing to be afraid of.


  • #19
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Walk around the house with your balls in a sling, that should sort her.


  • #20
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    whats the bets some knob will suggest blasting with piss


  • #21
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    sensibleken wrote: »
    whats the bets some knob will suggest blasting with piss

    Blast her with p..............

    :(


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  • #22
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Talk dirty to her


  • #23
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    say how high is the wall in her front garden, and when she stops to think slap her across the forehead with a frying pan and remember to push record BEFORE you say it to her


  • #24
    CuriousOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭CuriousOne


    sensibleken wrote: »
    whats the bets some knob will suggest blasting with piss

    In fairness, he was quicker on the draw - was probably holding it for a while though.


  • #25
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Tell her Mufasa dies.
    He is also Darth Vader. And black.

    True Story.

    And simba is that strange middle-child from home improvement, a 1990s Justin Beiber, to be sure. G'wan JTT.

    The Hyena? He wore a Skyrim Iron Helmet before it was cool.

    And sometimes to this day I will still mumble something about a love-ly bunch of coconuts.


  • #26
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Touch her boob


  • #27
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    sit next to her
    put a caring arm around her
    place one hand on her leg closest to you
    turn into her
    ..........
    wait sister

    tell her shut up


  • #28
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Anyone else think the Lion King is crap?


  • #29
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    sensibleken wrote: »
    whats the bets some knob will suggest blasting with piss

    isnt that what all that knobs say?, that and "blast her with cum", and "I have poo on my head :( "


  • #30
    Paulor94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    Yer all a bunch of pervs.....


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  • #31
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Paulor94 wrote: »
    Yer all a bunch of pervs.....

    You are the one on the couch with your sister watching the lion king.


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