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Worst kiss EVER

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  • #2
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    When i was about 13, i kissed a girl who liked to bite my tongue for some reason


  • #3
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    I want the video of the wedding night!


  • #4
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Ah virgins, sweet, wedding night must have been awkward but fast.


  • #5
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Wait a second, even if they're virgins why have they not kissed someone before?


  • #6
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Urghhhh......Mormons


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  • #7
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    mackg wrote: »
    Wait a second, even if they're virgins why have they not kissed someone before?

    she's not that bad for a virgin,i suspect a set up


  • #8
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I don't see what the problem is....?


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    mackg wrote: »
    Wait a second, even if they're virgins why have they not kissed someone before?

    Waiting for the right moment perhaps.


  • #10
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    Ya can fap to anything these days..:pac::pac:


  • #11
    Kimia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    WindSock wrote: »
    I don't see what the problem is....?

    They are furiously scavenging each other's mouths with their tongues! It looks painful!


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  • #12
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kimia wrote: »
    They are furiously scavenging each other's mouths with their tongues! It looks painful!


    oh, it's not. It's romantic and sexy. I especially like the fish face, head bob, mouth sucking. that's hawt!


  • #13
    Kimia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    WindSock wrote: »
    oh, it's not. It's romantic and sexy. I especially like the fish face, head bob, mouth sucking. that's hawt!

    :eek:


  • #14
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    There were clearly fish in a previous life


  • #15
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    hondasam wrote: »
    Waiting for the right moment perhaps.

    I admire the restraint they showed as teenagers, wait no I don't.


  • #16
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭latenia


    I've seen a lot worse...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdHG_64DzHU



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDP9CFh8HNE


  • #17
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I saw this earlier and my stomach actually turned. Oh, the flashbacks!

    The best bit is one of their Dad's pissing themselves laughing at them. Why would you let your child embarrass themselves like that?

    I'm presuming the virgin thing went as far as not being allowed to kiss either?


  • #18
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    mackg wrote: »
    Wait a second, even if they're virgins why have they not kissed someone before?
    Saw the ad for this the other night over here...said they were waiting till they got married for their first kiss!


  • #19
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    kmart6 wrote: »
    Saw the ad for this the other night over here...said they were waiting till they got married for their first kiss!

    Your man was probably going around proposing to random girls in the street since he was 13.


  • #20
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    thats some pent up passion right there :pac:


  • #21
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    thats some pent up passion right there :pac:

    Hang on, that was a lot of things but passion was not one of them.


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  • #22
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Wow, Eh..., I really cant put into words what I want to say


  • #23
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb1-56aC9YY


    Not to mention in one of George Lucas's previous films there's some subtext that suggested that one of the male characters sister liked to watch her brother jerking off. Mr.Lucas clearly has some familial issues going on there!


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