Banged up abroad?

jimpump · 01-12-2011 01:57AM #1

just been watching a few episodes, would you risk smuggling H,Coke etc. for 100 k quid?

Celly Smunt · 01-12-2011 02:01AM

been there done that.

now i have a swimming pool.

Saila · 01-12-2011 02:01AM

yes because after watching that I know no one ever gets caught...easy money!

Latchy · 01-12-2011 02:03AM

Watched a few episodes in this series and last one and the one about the Irish girl who was banged up abroad was on last week although it seems she had the stuff implanted in her bag .

Answer to question is NO ...never

mackg · 01-12-2011 02:03AM

No, risking spending your whole life in some pit of a jail in Thailand is not worth it. I assume people that do it are heavily in debt already and have no real choice in the matter. Either that or they have no sense what so ever.

Hasmunch · 01-12-2011 02:05AM

jimpump wrote: »

just been watching a few episodes, would you risk smuggling H,Coke etc. for 100 k quid?

Where do you need it delivered to?

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:06AM

Hasmunch wrote: »

Where do you need it delivered to?

my gaff

Saila · 01-12-2011 02:07AM

Stained Class wrote: »

Ummm, maybe, if I'd have a clown's sleeve for a rectum & no morals.

so that why they do that in prison, breaking in the mules :eek:

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:07AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

been there done that.

now i have a swimming pool.

a bath aint a swimming pool

mackg · 01-12-2011 02:07AM

jimpump wrote: »

my gaff

getting it delivered to your house, you're clearly an experienced operator :pac:

starbelgrade · 01-12-2011 02:08AM

I used to go to Amsterdam regularly & always brought home bags of drugs.

The only time I didn't carry some back, I got stopped by a dude with a sniffer dog & had my bags & myself searched.

Stupid dog.

TheUsual · 01-12-2011 02:09AM

Banged up.

And then Gang-Banged up.

Nope.

Saila · 01-12-2011 02:10AM

Latchy wrote: »

Watched a few episodes in this series and last one and the one about the Irish girl who was banged up abroad was on last week although it seems she had the stuff implanted in her bag .

Answer to question is NO ...never

in her gee?......ballbag?

mojesius · 01-12-2011 02:10AM

F*ck no.

That programme cracks me up. They are always complete morons on it. And it's always in the dodgiest countries where the sentences are life/ death penalty

I remember one woman who was living it up in Goa, got a bit fond of the charlie and didn't want to go home. She sent the package (i think it was hash) from the exact same post office not once, not twice but three times! And this was in a massive city like Mumbai or New Delhi. Eh love, maybe you should use another post office ffs! Then, when the third package didn't reach its destination in Europe, she called the post office to find out what happened and physically called back in where of course, the drug squad were waiting for her. What a muppet.

Funnier still are the ones who do try it from South America. The prisons are always completely mental.

mackg · 01-12-2011 02:11AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I used to go to Amsterdam regularly & always brought home bags of drugs.

The only time I didn't carry some back, I got stopped by a dude with a sniffer dog & had my bags & myself searched.

Stupid dog.

sure you didn't have any :rolleyes::rolleyes:

RAT! :mad:

:pac:

Hasmunch · 01-12-2011 02:12AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I used to go to Amsterdam regularly & always brought home bags of drugs.

The only time I didn't carry some back, I got stopped by a dude with a sniffer dog & had my bags & myself searched.

Stupid dog.

You clearly stood out and smelt different to the rest of the passengers, probably the only one on board not carrying anything

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:13AM

mojesius wrote: »

F*ck no.

That programme cracks me up. They are always complete morons on it. And it's always in the dodgiest countries where the sentences are life/ death penalty

I remember one woman who was living it up in Goa, got a bit fond of the charlie and didn't want to go home. She sent the a package (i think it was hash) from the exact same post office not once, not twice but three times! And this was in a massive city like Mumbai or New Delhi. Eh love, maybe you should use another post office ffs! Then, when the third package didn't reach its destination in Europe, she called the post office to find out what happened and physically called back in where of course, the drug squad were waiting for her. What a muppet.

Funnier still are the ones who do try it from South America. The prisons are always completely mental.

BS, in the last episode on nat geo, some fat bird from new york tried smuggling a kilo of H from colombia and she was out of jail after 22 months

manlad · 01-12-2011 02:13AM

Think I'll just stick to cooking up some crystal meth with my old chemistry teacher and selling it here.

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:14AM

mackg wrote: »

getting it delivered to your house, you're clearly an experienced operator :pac:

shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

starbelgrade · 01-12-2011 02:14AM

Hasmunch wrote: »

You clearly stood out and smelt different to the rest of the passengers, probably the only one on board not carrying anything

It was either that or the fact that I was off me tits.

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:16AM

manlad wrote: »

Think I'll just stick to cooking up some crystal meth with my old chemistry teacher and selling it here.

Breaking Bad FTW!!

mojesius · 01-12-2011 02:18AM

jimpump wrote: »

BS, in the last episode on nat geo, some fat bird from new york tried smuggling a kilo of H from colombia and she was out of jail after 22 months

Oh yeah, they always get out early. One of the perks of being a first world gobshite citizen.

noxqs · 01-12-2011 02:19AM

I know for a fact that several European airports employ sniffer dogs every single time at the 'backstage' of the baggage delivery. Every flight.

Sure it only takes the dog one walk around the luggage belt to find suspicious ones.

So would I do it?

Not using my bag I wouldn't but maybe some training with the goatce guy would allow an alternative vessel to be used.

Celly Smunt · 01-12-2011 02:21AM

noxqs wrote: »

I know for a fact that several European airports employ sniffer dogs every single time at the 'backstage' of the baggage delivery. Every flight.

Sure it only takes the dog one walk around the luggage belt to find suspicious ones.

So would I do it?

Not using my bag I wouldn't but maybe some training with the goatce guy would allow an alternative vessel to be used.

packages can be smell proof.

I really want to re-read Mr.Nice

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:22AM

noxqs wrote: »

I know for a fact that several European airports employ sniffer dogs every single time at the 'backstage' of the baggage delivery. Every flight.

Sure it only takes the dog one walk around the luggage belt to find suspicious ones.

So would I do it?

Not using my bag I wouldn't but maybe some training with the goatce guy would allow an alternative vessel to be used.

i been at sciphol airport in amsterdam on numerous times and never once saw a sniffer dog

noxqs · 01-12-2011 02:23AM

Well I've read packages can be smell proof but I also watched .. was it mythbusters? Trying to hide drugs in coffee, vacuum etc.. Basically didn't work.

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-meet-the-sniffers.html

LighterGuy · 01-12-2011 02:23AM

jimpump wrote: »

just been watching a few episodes, would you risk smuggling H,Coke etc. for 100 k quid?

K?
You wouldn't get 100 grand for smuggling something over.
I've watched the show many times myself. The runner usually gets a few grand alright. But nothing spectacular like 100k.

ejmaztec · 01-12-2011 02:26AM

Stained Class wrote: »

Ummm, maybe, if I'd have a clown's sleeve for a rectum & no morals.

Both counts no.

Pass.

If you smuggled and got caught, you'd be able to park a bus in your rectum by the time you got out of prison.

Reamer Fanny · 01-12-2011 02:26AM

Love that show!

jimpump · 01-12-2011 02:28AM

justryan wrote: »

Love that show!

truth, great show

Capt'n Midnight · 01-12-2011 09:59AM

jimpump wrote: »

just been watching a few episodes, would you risk smuggling H,Coke etc. for 100 k quid?

That is so inconsiderate, how dare you.

Don't you know that H from Steps is dead. :mad:

http://www.fhm.com/imgs/631/400/0/original/Full200909101228062380979_hfromstepsisdead631x400.jpgx

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