Are producers and presenters of kids tv on drugs?

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 11:29AM #1

I have 2 kids and often watch their programmes with them. The presenters are over hyper and the producers must be under the influence of something to think of the storylines.

Immaculate Pasta · 30-11-2011 11:30AM

Your username is racist.

Snakeblood · 30-11-2011 11:30AM

KKkitty wrote: »

I have 2 kids and often watch their programmes with them. The presenters are over hyper and the producers must be under the influence of something to think of the storylines.

Yes. You should take drugs with your kids too, to get into the vibe.

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 11:34AM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Your username is racist.

I'm from Kilkenny so hence the Kk.

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 11:36AM

Snakeblood wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

I have 2 kids and often watch their programmes with them. The presenters are over hyper and the producers must be under the influence of something to think of the storylines.

Yes. You should take drugs with your kids too, to get into the vibe.

You'd need to be under the influence to watch some of the stuff they put out for kids.

Biggins · 30-11-2011 11:37AM

KKkitty wrote: »

I have 2 kids and often watch their programmes with them. The presenters are over hyper and the producers must be under the influence of something to think of the storylines.

Your watching Yo Gabagabba aren't you! :pac:

who the fug · 30-11-2011 11:38AM

KKkitty wrote: »

You'd need to be under the influence to watch some of the stuff they put out for kids.

It was ever so

Magic Roundabout anyone

Snakeblood · 30-11-2011 11:40AM

KKkitty wrote: »

You'd need to be under the influence to watch some of the stuff they put out for kids.

I'l have you know I watch:
Chuggington
Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
In the Night Garden
Peppa Pig
Humf.
Max and Ruby

The fucking lot. It's something about having a 1.3 year old.

This whole 'They must be on something' idea happened with The Magic Roundabout too. And the Teletubbies. Probably Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men was taken as some sort of reference to drugs. Except the Flumps, which was an exercise in depressing Yorkshire miserabilism.

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 11:41AM

Biggins wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

I have 2 kids and often watch their programmes with them. The presenters are over hyper and the producers must be under the influence of something to think of the storylines.

Your watching Yo Gabagabba aren't you! :pac:

No Biggins I'm not. Cbeebies finest programming is on here

DarkJager · 30-11-2011 11:45AM

Biggins wrote: »

Your watching Yo Gabagabba aren't you! :pac:

I saw this once, thought I was having an acid flashback!

The real problem with kids tv shows is that they're too ****ing nice. Everyones face is nearly splitting in half from smiling so much and grown adults have nothing better to do than dress up in fluorescent costumes and do charades of the time they "accidentally" ate a box of shrooms.

Needs more realistic, gritty urban storylines IMO.

AnonoBoy · 30-11-2011 11:46AM

Everyone on television is on drugs.

Chocablock · 30-11-2011 11:47AM

I dunno about the presenters but some kids tv shows were obviously written with drug references in mind. Like scooby doo and their scooby snacks for their munchies. There were stoned all the bloody time haha

Biggins · 30-11-2011 11:48AM

DarkJager wrote: »

I saw this once, thought I was having an acid flashback!

The real problem with kids tv shows is that they're too ****ing nice. Everyones face is nearly splitting in half from smiling so much and grown adults have nothing better to do than dress up in fluorescent costumes and do charades of the time they "accidentally" ate a box of shrooms.

Needs more realistic, gritty urban storylines IMO.

Aye, I remember Grange Hill in the 80's where the teens were actually filmed and broadcast getting in and out of each others beds - and this was shown on children's TV at around 5 in the evening! :pac:

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 11:49AM

Snakeblood wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

You'd need to be under the influence to watch some of the stuff they put out for kids.

I'l have you know I watch:
Chuggington
Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
In the Night Garden
Peppa Pig
Humf.
Max and Ruby

The fu[SIZE="2"][/SIZE]cking lot. It's something about having a 1.3 year old.

This whole 'They must be on something' idea happened with The Magic Roundabout too. And the Teletubbies. Probably Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men was taken as some sort of reference to drugs. Except the Flumps, which was an exercise in depressing Yorkshire miserabilism.

I watch those with my youngest and oopsy daisy worries me. She pulls her skirt up and her bed is mobile. Makka pakka and his stones and don't even start me on the wottingers and pontipines leaving their kids anywhere they want and sleeping in the same room as them.

who the fug · 30-11-2011 11:50AM

Chocablock wrote: »

I dunno about the presenters but some kids tv shows were obviously written with drug references in mind. Like scooby doo and their scooby snacks for their munchies. There were stoned all the bloody time haha

What was the name of the dog that use to float into the air when it got it treats

El Weirdo · 30-11-2011 11:50AM

Biggins wrote: »

Aye, I remember Grange Hill in the 80's where the teens were actually filmed and broadcast getting in and out of each others beds - and this was show on children's TV at around 5 in the evening! :pac:

And who could forget Zammo?

Snowie · 30-11-2011 11:51AM

they quite possibly are but i think int this modern day we all should be on drugs

Snakeblood · 30-11-2011 11:51AM

Biggins wrote: »

Aye, I remember Grange Hill in the 80's where the teens were actually filmed and broadcast getting in and out of each others beds - and this was show on childrends TV at around 5 in the evening! :pac:

Nothing will ever beat Zammo doing drugs. Or that kid killing himself in Mr. Bronson's car.

HOLY ****. Anthony Minghella was script editor during Zammo's drugs hell, I now discover.

seamus · 30-11-2011 11:52AM

Admit KKkitty, you're just jealous that you've lost your ability to retreat so readily into your imagination and come up with all sorts of crazy crap like you used to when you were a kid.

Guill · 30-11-2011 11:52AM

HR Puff 'n' Stuff was perfectly normal too,
as was Rainbow....
and Magic roundabout,
and etc,
etc,
etc.

Biggins · 30-11-2011 11:52AM

El Weirdo wrote: »

And who could forget Zammo?

*Sniff... Sniff...*

Poor Zammo!

He just didn't learn to "Just Say No". :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCLs0jv_Efk

ejmaztec · 30-11-2011 11:53AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Everyone on television is on drugs.

....and anyone watching a lot of the crap on it needs to be.

Biggins · 30-11-2011 11:54AM

Snakeblood wrote: »

Nothing will ever beat Zammo doing drugs. Or that kid killing himself in Mr. Bronson's car.

HOLY ****. Anthony Minghella was script editor during Zammo's drugs hell, I now discover.

The PR brigade would be out with their pens complaining if that was shown today!

Guill · 30-11-2011 11:54AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

....and anyone watching a lot of the crap on it needs to be.

Dave's not here man.

DarkJager · 30-11-2011 11:57AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w

but1er · 30-11-2011 11:58AM

rte last week

a girl asked the Mr kenny are they on dope

god honest truth

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 11:59AM

DarkJager wrote: »

Biggins wrote: »

Your watching Yo Gabagabba aren't you! :pac:

I saw this once, thought I was having an acid flashback!

The real problem with kids tv shows is that they're too ****ing nice. Everyones face is nearly splitting in half from smiling so much and grown adults have nothing better to do than dress up in fluorescent costumes and do charades of the time they "accidentally" ate a box of shrooms.

Needs more realistic, gritty urban storylines IMO.

I'd reckon they're miserable as fcuk in reality. Hate when they dress up in stupid costumes.

upandcumming · 30-11-2011 12:04PM

Yea of course they are! Look at this poor chap!

xsiborg · 30-11-2011 12:05PM

one kids tv presenter i remember being fired for taking cocaine:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/drugs/351602.stm

and another, who unfortunately died after a cocaine and alcohol binge:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583665/BBC-childrens-host-died-after-cocaine-binge.html

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 12:07PM

seamus wrote: »

Admit KKkitty, you're just jealous that you've lost your ability to retreat so readily into your imagination and come up with all sorts of crazy crap like you used to when you were a kid.

I can readily concur with this Seamus.

hooradiation · 30-11-2011 12:12PM

Biggins wrote: »

The PR brigade would be out with their pens complaining if that was shown today!

the public relations brigade?

There's a new one.

Are producers and presenters of kids tv on drugs?

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