Story about mate scoring Tara Reid

dublindude wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

I believe the correct wording of that particular one is
Pikey in caravan scoring "a friends" mate: "lob it in thare Boss"


Like the one which I've heard 3 people from different towns/cities say:

"My friend"
A guy goes on an acid/magic mushrooms trip where he went for a wander around the park. Later, when he was describing to his friends how it went; he was describing all the things that happened. He said that he met a wee leprechaun/evil goblin/etc and had captured it and locked it in the downstairs bathroom whilst on acid. Great laugh, all the lads thought it was a hoot.

Later, when one of the lads was going to the bathroom, they found a child with downs syndrome in there.

Three different people have said to me that this happened to their "friend"

:roll:

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

I believe the correct wording of that particular one is
Pikey in caravan scoring "a friends" mate: "lob it in thare Boss"


Like the one which I've heard 3 people from different towns/cities say:

"My friend"
A guy goes on an acid/magic mushrooms trip where he went for a wander around the park. Later, when he was describing to his friends how it went; he was describing all the things that happened. He said that he met a wee leprechaun/evil goblin/etc and had captured it and locked it in the downstairs bathroom whilst on acid. Great laugh, all the lads thought it was a hoot.

Later, when one of the lads was going to the bathroom, they found a child with downs syndrome in there.

Three different people have said to me that this happened to their "friend"

:roll:

Ya, heard that one too. What about the one where apparently at a 21st, the birthday girls granny w*nked the stripper?! Supposedly in ireland

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I think she's hot. I'd say 99% of the blokes here haven't humped a girl that hot.

Id rather finger a hungry lioness with pms than place my royal penis near or in this

Linky for not sexy time

I heard he rode de hole off her, fell asleep, woke up, kidney missing.

That's nothing!

A friend of mine was in Amsterdam for the weekend once with a few others, and naturally got completely cockeyed on all manner of substances.

Completely wired, he hit the town, and ended up getting thrown out of place after place. His friends tired of this quickly and went, but your man was having none of that and stayed out alone.

At about 4am, one of the lads got an awful fright as he woke to your man shaking him frantically.

"Quick!" he kept saying, "I found a goblin in the street and managed to lock it in the wardrobe!!"

"Ah feck off, you're talking ****e!" the other friend said and tried to go back to sleep.

But the other guy was insistent and kept screaming more and more urgently that he'd locked a goblin in the wardrobe.

By this stage he'd woken the others, and they all decided to go open the wardrobe, at least to show there was no goblin and shut him up.

When they got there, they slowly opened the door...




















.... and inside was Tara Reid tied up with a bedsheet! :eek:

Also, the friend was completely sober! :eek: