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Home alone. Into second bottle of red and new baby daughter comes home tomorrow..YAY

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  • #32
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I have staff to do such for me. And the live in nanny is on hand if i have a hang over which is unlikely with this particular vintage.

    I made these for you.


  • #33
    Tazio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Tazio


    Our latest addition is 9 weeks old... We had a bottle of wine at the weekend... It does get easier..

    Congrats to you and your partner..

    Just doing a feed now and surfing on the phone. AH is good craic during the night feeds!! :)


  • #34
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Fisher Price Maxi Cosi Atari Jaguar (in pink)
    I justy feel that as a recoviring alcoholic doing reaely well thise last 7 years there is no harm in me havin a drink now. I mean if not now then when hey? Its not like I feel the nead to go back on tha gear much or anything.


  • #35
    niallb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭niallb


    Congrats. I remember that night well. Very few home alone since!
    Get to sleep, plenty of water and have a berocca handy in the morning!
    My eldest was born at ten to closing time, and by the time I got home I had to ring a mate in Australia to share a few pints with over the phone. Driving him home from the Coombe the next day was a strange one. Not hungover or anything, but just the feeling of having him in the back of the car for the first time. He was twelve last weekend...


  • #36
    iggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭iggy


    Fisher Price Maxi Cosi Atari Jaguar (in pink)
    Open a 3rd bottle and report back tomorrow


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  • #37
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    My wife and I can't have children. I'll give you twenty grand for your baby.


  • #38
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Reminds me of a quote from The Terminator.

    Reese: Listen, and understand. That terminator baby is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

    Congrats on your new little terminator baby. :pac:


  • #39
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I justy feel that as a recoviring alcoholic doing reaely well thise last 7 years there is no harm in me havin a drink now. I mean if not now then when hey? Its not like I feel the nead to go back on tha gear much or anything.

    :eek:


  • #40
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    bicardi19 wrote: »
    :eek:

    :eek:


  • #41
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Im very happy..:D
    Yeeeeha?
    or
    Whoopie?

    New baby girl, lucky you. Enjoy your drink tonight but be nice and fresh in the am for picking up the little bundle.
    Oh and congrats.

    looking forward to the thread when the little bundle is screming her lungs out at 3am, but we will be here for you, to support you all the way. :p


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  • #42
    nice_very
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    speaking as someone who will probably never father a baby. my advice is: enjoy it. involve ur child in ur world, she will be all the better for it... damn Im sad now.. so JUST KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE


  • #43
    Captain Graphite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭Captain Graphite


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    bicardi19 wrote: »
    :eek:
    :eek:

    :pac:

    ....uh, I mean, :eek:


  • #44
    calabi yau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭calabi yau


    New baby coming home tomorrow and not only are you getting hammered but you're shouting it from the roof tops. Wheres the ring social services option?


  • #45
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    calabi yau wrote: »
    New baby coming home tomorrow and not only are you getting hammered but you're shouting it from the roof tops. Wheres the ring social services option?
    Get over yourself. The OP is celebrating, not "getting hammered" and certainly not on 2 quarter bottles. Good luck with ringing social services about a guy having a couple of drinks in his own home by the way. I'm sure they'll be more polite than I could be when telling you where to go.


  • #46
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    "New baby" implies there is is an old one.....?

    Who's minding that one eh???


  • #47
    eyesquirm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭eyesquirm


    It's 7.30 am. Hope you were man enough to stay up all night drinking.
    You still have time to go out and get a hooker, celebrate in style.
    What harm would it do?


  • #48
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I justy feel that as a recoviring alcoholic doing reaely well thise last 7 years there is no harm in me havin a drink now. I mean if not now then when hey? Its not like I feel the nead to go back on tha gear much or anything.


    Well, living with a new baby is not unlike living with an alcoholic, there's the mood swings, poor hand eye co-ordination, waking up in the middle of the night demanding a drink, the incontinence.

    Best of luck.


  • #49
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Firstly congrats- secondly what year?


  • #50
    calabi yau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭calabi yau


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I made these for you.

    Oh ****, thats hillarious, thanks man, robbed


  • #51
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    As it's AH, I should really be telling you at tedious and mind-nmbing length that I won't ever have kids despite being 21 and livnig with my ma.

    But congratulations. :)


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  • #52
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    stovelid wrote: »
    As it's AH, I should really be telling you at tedious and mind-nmbing length that I won't ever have kids despite being 21 and livnig with my ma.

    But congratulations. :)
    1000 posts for every year of your life...i can safely say you wont be having kids because you need to be able to socially interact with people....


  • #53
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Fisher Price Maxi Cosi Atari Jaguar (in pink)
    Well boys and giggles. 2 quarter bottles of wine later and Ive been up since 7am getting The Boy out to school. Having my second cuppa prior to heading for the hospital.
    To all of you concerned about my alcoholism...I THANK YOU!
    To all of you who are not. I THANK YOU MORE!
    Just say no to drugs boys and girls.
    See ye in 2.5 years!


  • #54
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    wildlifeboy wrote: »
    i can safely say you wont be having kids because you need to be able to socially interact with people....

    I know :(


  • #55
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Best of Luck GB. Hope the place is spotless or there'll be two screamers in the house when you come home. Congrat BTW.


  • #56
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    Whoopee?
    Imagine the amount of extra wine you can buy now at the tax payers expense now that you qualify for children's allowance ;)


  • #57
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    martic wrote: »
    Imagine the amount of extra wine you can buy now at the tax payers expense now that you qualify for children's allowance ;)


    I usually just withdraw my child allowance in €20 notes and use them to light my cigars.


  • #58
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    Whoopee?
    black francis wrote: »
    I usually just withdraw my child allowance in €20 notes and use them to light my cigars.

    I've been saving all mine the past few years to some day buy my own island


  • #59
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    martic wrote: »
    I've been saving all mine the past few years to some day buy my own island

    Thansk fuck.

    Then you can go and livwe on it.


  • #60
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    Whoopee?
    stovelid wrote: »
    Thansk fuck.

    Then you can go and livwe on it.

    Is that Welsh ???


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  • #61
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    OP sorry to hear about your troubles, but there is no point drinking about it, it solves nothing.

    Its not that bad having a girl, you can dress her in boys clothes and still play football with her.

    I jest congratulations.


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