McDonalds

corktina · 20-11-2011 02:35PM #1

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

Hail 2 Da Thief · 20-11-2011 02:37PM

More importantly, why do you eat McDonalds food? It's rank!

biko · 20-11-2011 02:38PM

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?
It is

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac
They're nice

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?
Some do, ask for fatty straws

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup
Because most others love ketchup, just leave it on the counter

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs
Because you're supposed to drive home with your purchase, not eat it in the carpark

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.
I don't know

MagicMarker · 20-11-2011 02:38PM

BigMac sucks donkey balls. Seriously, it's the most pathetic ''burger'' available, 90% bread, 8% veg and 2% steamrolled patty.

Double quarter pounder ftw.

ringadingding · 20-11-2011 02:39PM

Why do I always think macdonalds is a great idea.

Until 5 mins after I finish my 'meal' when I feel like vomiting

RichieC · 20-11-2011 02:42PM

Worst stand up ever.

Chris P. Bacon · 20-11-2011 02:50PM

McDonalds is the best hangover food

themadchef · 20-11-2011 02:50PM

corktina wrote: »

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same?

All crows look the same to me.

Do you need to sit down for a while? All that fat is melting your brain cells.

corktina · 20-11-2011 02:51PM

biko wrote: »

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?
Some do, ask for fatty straws

What and give them the chance to say "there you go Fatty, have a nice day!"

acidskiffle · 20-11-2011 02:52PM

McDonalds is a waste of cash. Half an hour after eating it you're hungry again. Give me a local chipper any day.

UglyBolloxFace · 20-11-2011 02:55PM

corktina wrote: »

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

I didn't know mentally challenged people were allowed to drive.

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minidazzler · 20-11-2011 03:01PM

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

It is, it's the apple pie that will have a new flavour after the big mac.

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Pretty OK in general, except the "chicken" mcnuggets which are terrible.

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Because it's cheaper to have one standard size.

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Either don't use it, give it back, or ask for something else, your choice.

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

Because you aren't really meant to eat in the car park, they assume you are gonna drive away for the most part. Why not just eat inside?

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

Because you are racist, they don't all look the same you bigot.

Sooopie · 20-11-2011 03:14PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

McDonalds is the best hangover food

Absolutely. Large fries, sweet curry sauce dip, double cheeseburger, and a full fat coke with loadsa ice - helps the hangover no end

biko · 20-11-2011 03:17PM

Def best hangover food, with a large chocolate milkshake.

Big Nasty · 20-11-2011 04:03PM

In-N-Out Double Double is the only way to travel.

Like a cross between a Big Mac and an Eddie Rockets burger.

InkSlinger67 · 20-11-2011 04:05PM

Flavoured cardboard

AnamGlas · 20-11-2011 04:07PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Flavoured cardboard

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

chin_grin · 20-11-2011 04:09PM

Why do I have the feeling that this is a copypasta from Facebook?

Celly Smunt · 20-11-2011 04:09PM

why doesn't anything taste as good as salty mcdonalds fries and chicken nuggets drenched in curry dip and washed down with a half water half coke drink to wash it down?

looks crap,is crap,but tastes amazing.

Hank Scorpio · 20-11-2011 04:11PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

McDonalds is the best hangover food

I strongly, strongly disagree with this

chin_grin · 20-11-2011 04:12PM

AnamGlas wrote: »

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

Well, there's a time and a place.

20-11-2011 04:15PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

Because you aren't really meant to eat in the car park, they assume you are gonna drive away for the most part. Why not just eat inside?

I would have said the vast majority of people who get a drive through eat it in the car in the car park, whether or not they intended for people to do this is irrelevant they should provide bins which can be accessed from the car as it obvious people do it.

Personally I much prefer to get drive through and sit in the car listening to the radio than eat inside, If there is no drive through I often still go in and get a take away and go out and eat it in the car.

dark crystal · 20-11-2011 04:19PM

Why do McDonald's automatically put gherkins in the burgers? They're revolting and I don't know anyone who likes them.

board.eddy · 20-11-2011 04:22PM

corktina wrote: »

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

the 1/4 pounders with cheese can be very good

their ketchup is too sugary, horrible.

christ i'd love a maccy dees now :pac:

board.eddy · 20-11-2011 04:23PM

dark crystal wrote: »

Why do McDonald's automatically put gherkins in the burgers? They're revolting and I don't know anyone who likes them.

i love them, its the best thing about them

phasers · 20-11-2011 04:26PM

People actually eat those horrible apple pies?

They shouldn't even be allowed call them pies, it's just battered baby food.

corktina · 20-11-2011 04:32PM

:eek:but they are so sweet!

My name is URL · 20-11-2011 04:32PM

Double Qtr Pounder & Cheese w/ bacon ftw

800 calories of pure goodness

RachaelVO · 20-11-2011 04:41PM

Maccers always seems like a good idea, until an hour later an I'm starvin!

Doesn't fill a hole in your feckin tooth!

laoch na mona · 20-11-2011 05:00PM

why do you eat macdonalds?
are you severely skint

Chris P. Bacon · 20-11-2011 05:11PM

laoch na mona wrote: »

why do you eat macdonalds?
are you severely skint

McDonalds is more expensive than your average chipper.

McDonalds

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