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Crann na Beatha · 19-11-2011 01:59AM

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InkSlinger67 · 19-11-2011 02:02AM

If I had a cent for the number of dreams I've had about <topic> I'd have €<topic*dream occurance>

The_B_Man · 19-11-2011 02:04AM

9 times out of 10, these threads are from people saying they didn't help, and the keyboard warriors on here start whingin' that they didn't help, calling them cowards etc.

Now some bloke comes on to say he did help and all he's getting is abuse??

Fair enough, I can understand that people that live outside of a certain area wouldn't know what a "loaf" is but come on, bad grammar does not mean he's lying about it!

PS loaf=headbutt.

OKeeffer · 19-11-2011 02:06AM

knotastic wrote: »

whatdo?

Go back to school.

tommyhaas · 19-11-2011 02:08AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

Now some bloke comes on to say he did help and all he's getting is abuse??

If he can tackle a gun yielding man with a bike lock, I'm sure he can handle a bit of internet abuse

Doc Ruby · 19-11-2011 02:13AM

Ainekav wrote: »

Trent????

Is that you??????????????

Whats Trent up to these days, I've lost touch.

jiltloop · 19-11-2011 03:19AM

tommyhaas wrote: »

If he can tackle a gun yielding man with a bike lock, I'm sure he can handle a bit of internet abuse

A gun yielding man? Is that a man that stops when he sees a gun? I'd tackle him with a bike lock too.

Ronin247 · 19-11-2011 03:26AM

knotastic wrote: »

Id just like to share my experience with you for one second please.

It happened at Annesley bridge today as it was raining heavily after coming back from the doctor. At traffic lights i heard beeping from a car parked on the foot path and didnt take noticed till i stopped at the lights. An old man mid 60's in the Centra van was struggling to under the submission of a 30 year old scumbag in a scarf and blue rainjacket.

I quickly got off my precious bike and feared that it would get stolen by the scumbag because of the gun he had in his hand. I took off my lock which i keep locked around my waste(resiliant aul thing) and opened the van door. I started swinging for the man and shouting at the top of my voice for him to vacate the place which he did so after giving a few loafs to owner of the van.

The gardas were called and the reg of the car was recaleld by the tenant of the house next door to the accident.

Anyway question is was i right in stopping this crime? would anyone else have done the same thing? the lock is wrecked now but is still a reminder of what happen. shuld i keep an eye out over my shoulder in future? whatdo?

I know it is a f*cking fantasy,never seen a cyclist stop at traffic lights yet!!

psychward · 19-11-2011 03:54AM

Latchy wrote: »

Do they still show Garda Patrol on Irish tv these days ?

I always wear a balaclava when I watch it for more realism

policarp · 19-11-2011 03:55AM

knotastic wrote: »

rainjacket.

Must've been a hoodie. . .

Hyperbullet · 19-11-2011 04:02AM

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Reamer Fanny · 19-11-2011 04:52AM

PK2008 wrote: »

knotastic wrote: »

Id just like to share my experience with you for one second please.

It happened at Annesley bridge today as it was raining heavily after coming back from the doctor. At traffic lights i heard beeping from a car parked on the foot path and didnt take noticed till i stopped at the lights. An old man mid 60's in the Centra van was struggling to under the submission of a 30 year old scumbag in a scarf and blue rainjacket.

I quickly got off my precious bike and feared that it would get stolen by the scumbag because of the gun he had in his hand. I took off my lock which i keep locked around my waste(resiliant aul thing) and opened the van door. I started swinging for the man and shouting at the top of my voice for him to vacate the place which he did so after giving a few loafs to owner of the van.

The gardas were called and the reg of the car was recaleld by the tenant of the house next door to the accident.

Anyway question is was i right in stopping this crime? would anyone else have done the same thing? the lock is wrecked now but is still a reminder of what happen. shuld i keep an eye out over my shoulder in future? whatdo?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What?

battser · 19-11-2011 05:14AM

Cause everyone knows a lock is a far more superior weapon than a pistol :rolleyes:

I guess the guards must have been discussing the alleged pupil/student sex scandle too while this was happening?

NICEEEEEEEE

thisiswar · 19-11-2011 05:25AM

Look OP, if this is true you're a Hero.

Problem is I think there's only a 0.1% chance there's any truth in the story.

UglyBolloxFace · 19-11-2011 10:40AM

knotastic wrote: »

Id just like to share my experience with you for one second please.

It happened at Annesley bridge today as it was raining heavily after coming back from the doctor. At traffic lights i heard beeping from a car parked on the foot path and didnt take noticed till i stopped at the lights. An old man mid 60's in the Centra van was struggling to under the submission of a 30 year old scumbag in a scarf and blue rainjacket.

I quickly got off my precious bike and feared that it would get stolen by the scumbag because of the gun he had in his hand. I took off my lock which i keep locked around my waste(resiliant aul thing) and opened the van door. I started swinging for the man and shouting at the top of my voice for him to vacate the place which he did so after giving a few loafs to owner of the van.

The gardas were called and the reg of the car was recaleld by the tenant of the house next door to the accident.

Anyway question is was i right in stopping this crime? would anyone else have done the same thing? the lock is wrecked now but is still a reminder of what happen. shuld i keep an eye out over my shoulder in future? whatdo?

I feel for you OP...you were expecting to get a shítload of thanks for your post, weren't you?

I'll let you in on a little secret around here - if your OP had have been written by a mod or a popular, well known poster, everyone would have been falling all over themselves to thank it. That's how it works around here unfortunately. I could link to examples, but you all know exactly what I'm talking about.

V_Moth · 19-11-2011 01:04PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

I feel for you OP...you were expecting to get a shítload of thanks for your post, weren't you?

I'll let you in on a little secret around here - if your OP had have been written by a mod or a popular, well known poster, everyone would have been falling all over themselves to thank it. That's how it works around here unfortunately. I could link to examples, but you all know exactly what I'm talking about.

Nice try. If OP's story had been written in any way coherently, it would have been taken far more seriously. As it is, it reads like the scribblings of a 9 year old making it significantly less believable.

MagicMarker · 19-11-2011 01:10PM

knotastic wrote: »

Id just like to share my experience with you for one second please.

It happened at Annesley bridge today as it was raining heavily after coming back from the doctor. At traffic lights i heard beeping from a car parked on the foot path and didnt take noticed till i stopped at the lights. An old man mid 60's in the Centra van was struggling to under the submission of a 30 year old scumbag in a scarf and blue rainjacket.

I quickly got off my precious bike and feared that it would get stolen by the scumbag because of the gun he had in his hand. I took off my lock which i keep locked around my waste(resiliant aul thing) and opened the van door. I started swinging for the man and shouting at the top of my voice for him to vacate the place which he did so after giving a few loafs to owner of the van.

The gardas were called and the reg of the car was recaleld by the tenant of the house next door to the accident.

Anyway question is was i right in stopping this crime? would anyone else have done the same thing? the lock is wrecked now but is still a reminder of what happen. shuld i keep an eye out over my shoulder in future? whatdo?

So what you're saying is you accidentally the whole thing?

Logical Fallacy · 19-11-2011 01:48PM

It shouldn't be noted the last time a crazy story like this was on AH (The car chase with the shootout) it turned out to be true.

cruiser178 · 19-11-2011 02:04PM

Story is short aliens. Needs more aliens op.

The King of Moo · 19-11-2011 02:12PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

I feel for you OP...you were expecting to get a shítload of thanks for your post, weren't you?

I'll let you in on a little secret around here - if your OP had have been written by a mod or a popular, well known poster, everyone would have been falling all over themselves to thank it. That's how it works around here unfortunately. I could link to examples, but you all know exactly what I'm talking about.

Or, it would've got lots of thanks if it were remotely true.

Or sane.

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