How often do you steal?

feelingblue · 18-11-2011 02:03PM #1

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper

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So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

Caoimhín · 18-11-2011 02:04PM

Technically stealing off the tax man right now

MrStuffins · 18-11-2011 02:04PM

Hi Alison

Still feeling blue due to over-paying for your apartment?

Do your own research!

Jaafa · 18-11-2011 02:05PM

I don't even.....

jester77 · 18-11-2011 02:05PM

Stole a few cherry's in my day

stovelid · 18-11-2011 02:06PM

Not since late teens.

The thought of being nabbed at any age older than that for nicking small stuff would be too mortifying and not really worth it.

Kells... · 18-11-2011 02:06PM

I don't because i'm not a scumbag

Fizman · 18-11-2011 02:06PM

Well I like many others would not 'physically' steal items from shops. However I do download the odd file from the internet and I know that is bold.

A lesser man than myself, not me mind, but a lesser man, might call you a bit of an itinerant for doing what you do so often.

Teyla Emmagan · 18-11-2011 02:07PM

I hope you get caught OP.

feelingblue · 18-11-2011 02:07PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Hi Alison

Still feeling blue due to over-paying for your apartment?

Do your own research!

Eh what's that now Mr??

Hogzy · 18-11-2011 02:08PM

I stole a bar of Chocolate when i was 12. Never stole anything since and i am even ashamed to say i stole that chocolate bar. Then again i am not a thieving **** like the OP

Harry Angstrom · 18-11-2011 02:08PM

feelingblue wrote: »

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper .

So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

How are you fixed for pilfering a 32 inch HD-ready Saorview-approved TV for me? You could slip it inside your newspaper. They'll never know.

Slunk · 18-11-2011 02:09PM

Self service in supermarkets. Weigh everything as the cheapest thing i see.

feelingblue · 18-11-2011 02:09PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

I don't because i'm not a scumbag

It's not only scumbags that steal you know....look at Winona :eek:

chrismon · 18-11-2011 02:09PM

Not since I was a kid, would never think of stealing now

seanbmc · 18-11-2011 02:09PM

I've never stolen anything from a shop, ever.

Duckworth_Luas · 18-11-2011 02:11PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Hi Alison

Still feeling blue due to over-paying for your apartment?

Do your own research!

Alison's username is lookingorange, not feelingblue!

MrStuffins · 18-11-2011 02:11PM

feelingblue wrote: »

It's not only scumbags that steal you know....look at Winona :eek:

Lol. I was joking at first but now I think you ARE Alison O'R!

Gee Bag · 18-11-2011 02:11PM

seanbmc wrote: »

I've never stolen anything from a shop, ever.

Just banks and post offices so. I admire your professionalism.

OneArt · 18-11-2011 02:12PM

My family does it for me. I keep them in the boiler house. They come out at night and go around the village stealing peoples' essences.

feelingblue · 18-11-2011 02:12PM

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

How are you fixed for pilfering a 32 inch HD-ready Saorview-approved TV for me? You could slip it inside your newspaper. They'll never know.

How romantic....Harry and feelingblue in manner of Bonny & Clyde

carfiosaoorl · 18-11-2011 02:12PM

You should probably seek help for that op.

feelingblue · 18-11-2011 02:13PM

seanbmc wrote: »

I've never stolen anything from a shop, ever.

You're great :cool:

Paparazzo · 18-11-2011 02:13PM

I did the old ice pop up the sleeve when I was younger. All my friends went through a phase of stealing when they were 14/15.
Wouldn't even dream of it now. Except downloading, that's the acceptable form of stealing

ejmaztec · 18-11-2011 02:13PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I hope you get caught OP.

He'll probably get caught by the mods.

MrStuffins · 18-11-2011 02:13PM

feelingblue wrote: »

Your great :cool:

More evidence that Alison is back!

G'WAN ALISON!

DirtyBollox · 18-11-2011 02:13PM

about once a day usually, nothing major, but if i had the chance i would defo download a car!

feelingblue · 18-11-2011 02:14PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Lol. I was joking at first but now I think you ARE Alison O'R!

Stuffins I haven't a clue what you are on about but you can call me what you like

ghostchant · 18-11-2011 02:14PM

Back in the day I accidentally walked out of a newsagents without paying for my copy of the Beano. Ran back to pay for it though; I was a good boy.

According to my parents I managed to walk out of Dunnes holding a rather fetching set of Flintstones pajamas too, they returned them though.

sheesh · 18-11-2011 02:15PM

feelingblue wrote: »

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper .

So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

Kleptomania !! For Shame op!

Jaafa · 18-11-2011 02:16PM

I wouldn't do anything that I wouldn't like done to me.

I take it you'd be perfectly ok if someone stole from you OP? Or is that 'different'?

How often do you steal?

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