The moon was towed here (supportive evidence)

MrStuffins · 13-11-2011 06:27PM

thecornflake wrote: »

Reminds me of a guy I know who tells some amount of Bulls**t. He kept trying to tell me that only recently did NASA release information that there were actually, get this, . . .. . .

three men on the Apollo missions !

Yeah , sure didn't the 3rd guy on Apollo 11 go back in time to become Minister for Finance? Liam Neeson played him in a film!

binxeo · 13-11-2011 06:33PM

Hammer Archer wrote: »

Please let this be Thread of the Day!

I think should thread of the year....:pac: Mental business altogether!!!

charlemont · 13-11-2011 06:37PM

Phoebes, The Martian moon was towed to its position from the asteroid belt.

Our moon was possibly put there to stabilise the Earth.

corktina · 13-11-2011 07:41PM

"I don't wanna live on this planet anymore. "

we'll start a collection for a rocket for you...:)

irishleedsfan · 13-11-2011 09:55PM

binxeo wrote: »

I think should thread of the year....:pac: Mental business altogether!!!

Couldnt agree more. Funniest thread ever

rccaulfield · 14-11-2011 12:26AM

Hilarious-Thanks for that!!!

GopErthike · 14-11-2011 12:56AM

Isn't the number 400 important here????

Anyway, whoever parked it there, it obviously wasn't his first day, he got it spot on. another happy customer.

bbam · 14-11-2011 01:03AM

I was going to post a real compelling argument in support of OP..

But I don't have my tin foil hat on and them damn aliens might be messing with my brainwaves.... :rolleyes:

OP needs to look up a definition of "Supportive Evidence" somewhere..

psychward · 14-11-2011 01:13AM

we should nuke the moon just in case

boomkatalog · 14-11-2011 01:16AM

Has anyone seen the new South Park, with Thanksgiving? Thread reminded me of it

14-11-2011 01:28AM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

*I love ancient aliens*

That guy knows what he is talking about, he's stationed on Babylon 5 lol

psychward · 14-11-2011 01:36AM

boomkatalog wrote: »

Has anyone seen the new South Park, with Thanksgiving? Thread reminded me of it

This was the SouthPark I remembered

Pat Dunne · 14-11-2011 03:37AM

But.............I thought it was made out of Green Cheese

tallaghtmick · 14-11-2011 10:39AM

hellboy99 wrote: »

That guy knows what he is talking about, he's stationed on Babylon 5 lol

I love giorgio hes awesome,his theories do hold some weight as he backs everything up with some kind of evidence.

seamus · 14-11-2011 10:56AM

A perfect eclipse would be one where the Sun's light is blocked out for the entire planet simultaneously. Of course that would require the moon to be so close that living here would be "fun", to say the least.

Isn't it incredible that you when you put your thumb in front of the moon, it creates a perfect lunar eclipse? Coincidence? I don't think so. Clearly our thumbs are not a natural part of our physiology and were add on by aliens.

tallaghtmick · 14-11-2011 11:01AM

seamus wrote: »

A perfect eclipse would be one where the Sun's light is blocked out for the entire planet simultaneously. Of course that would require the moon to be so close that living here would be "fun", to say the least.

Isn't it incredible that you when you put your thumb in front of the moon, it creates a perfect lunar eclipse? Coincidence? I don't think so. Clearly our thumbs are not a natural part of our physiology and were add on by aliens.

Dont be silly seamus god gave us thumbs..........trollolololololol

touts · 14-11-2011 11:05AM

Dude111 wrote: »

Regarding John Lear's belief that the moon was towed here..

I can think of 2 pieces of evidence that support this notion!

1. Coincidence? - It is suspicious to me that the moon perfectly eclipses the sun. If the moon was any closer to the earth or any farther away,this would not be the case.

Is it not interesting that the moon perfectly eclipses the sun?

2. NASA scientists learned that the moon rang like a bell (for over 30 minutes) when one of the lunar modules landed on it. This suggests it is hollow (or at least part of it is).

I think both of these points support the idea that the moon was towed here and is in use as a base for the greys and that we are their "project".

Sure wasn't it all faked in a big warehouse in Area 51! If they forgot to paint the stars on the black wall they could well have forgotten to put a foundation under the warehouse resulting in a hollow sound. :rolleyes:

Duke Leonal Felmet · 14-11-2011 11:05AM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

hellboy99 wrote: »

That guy knows what he is talking about, he's stationed on Babylon 5 lol

I love giorgio hes awesome,his theories do hold some weight as he backs everything up with some kind of evidence.

There is a major difference between 'some kind of evidence' and robust evidence. Science must hold to one, crackpots hold to another. I will leave you to fill in the rest.

MrStuffins · 14-11-2011 11:14AM

Duke Leonal Felmet wrote: »

There is a major difference between 'some kind of evidence' and robust evidence. Science must hold to one, crackpots hold to another. I will leave you to fill in the rest.

If he's just said "coincidence?" he wouldn't have been able to question him!

Duke Leonal Felmet · 14-11-2011 11:38AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Duke Leonal Felmet wrote: »

There is a major difference between 'some kind of evidence' and robust evidence. Science must hold to one, crackpots hold to another. I will leave you to fill in the rest.

If he's just said "coincidence?" he wouldn't have been able to question him!

The moon was belched out by one of the five moon dogs of our quadrant of the universe... or was it?

I'm just asking questions!

MarkR · 14-11-2011 11:42AM

No NO NO! It's Turtles! Turtles all the way down.

Duke Leonal Felmet · 14-11-2011 11:47AM

MarkR wrote: »

No NO NO! It's Turtles! Turtles all the way down.

Yes, of course it is you nitwit! But who do you think protects the turtles? Aardvarks?

Do you know nothing of omniphysics? I have been an omnologist of some repute for six clargs now.

MrStuffins · 14-11-2011 11:49AM

Duke Leonal Felmet wrote: »

Yes, of course it is you nitwit! But who do you think protects the turtles? Aardvarks?

Do you know nothing of omniphysics? I have been an omnologist of some repute for six clargs now.

Pah!!! Rookie!

EggsAckley · 14-11-2011 12:02PM

Why do poster keep going on about tow trucks? Its Space we're taking about - they would have used tug boats people. What do you think caused all those craters on the surface? Meteor impacts? No they're from the tug boats bumping the Moon into position. And the moon is hollow? Of course it is - thats where they keep the tug boats.

corktina · 14-11-2011 01:06PM

no no, it's hollow because they mined all the cheese out.:rolleyes:

actually I think thats an Urban Myth. The Moon is ACTUALLY FLAT, the same as the Earth

MrStuffins · 14-11-2011 01:12PM

corktina wrote: »

no no, it's hollow because they mined all the cheese out.:rolleyes:

actually I think thats an Urban Myth. The Moon is ACTUALLY FLAT, the same as the Earth

Yup! It's flat and the flat surface, it's "Face", is facing us perfectly so it LOOKS like it's spherical from our point of view.

Cú Giobach · 14-11-2011 09:15PM

My god :eek: The naivety in this thread is astounding, hollow moons, tug boats, aliens and most of all cheese.

Don't you know the Moon is the crown of Selene, and she rides across the sky being pulled by horses (or sometimes oxen and occasionally if the mood takes her dragons). We have known this since the time of the Greeks, there is also abundant evidence for all you "science nazis" out there, to be seen in art galleries all over the world.
Tug boats and aliens what utter poppycock. :rolleyes:
She is a Goddess folks, don't be bringing rath down on us.

corktina · 14-11-2011 09:28PM

could be a flat crown couldnt it? could be a crown made of cheese too.could be a Flat crown made of cheese too.

Cú Giobach · 14-11-2011 09:59PM

corktina wrote: »

could be a flat crown couldnt it? could be a crown made of cheese too.could be a Flat crown made of cheese too.

Oh yea, bright cheese, bright shiny cheese, that sounds very plausible.
I think you'll find that cheese doesn't shine.
My god what are they teaching in schools these days, next you will be trying to tell me this "cheese" moon reflects light from the Sun, or something equally ridiculous.

Duke Leonal Felmet · 14-11-2011 10:29PM

Cú Giobach wrote: »

Oh yea, bright cheese, bright shiny cheese, that sounds very plausible.
I think you'll find that cheese doesn't shine.
My god what are they teaching in schools these days, next you will be trying to tell me this "cheese" moon reflects light from the Sun, or something equally ridiculous.

You obviously have never quaffed the milk of the cows of Ceres. I was shining for months afterwards...

The moon was towed here (supportive evidence)

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