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Half Man Half Biscuit

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,679 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Sounds like the band Young Knives took influence from them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    No it's not. It's pretentious, pseudo artsy fartsy rubbish.

    Can't believe that I was once attracted by some of the song titles mentioned above to buy one of their albums. They are truly awful.

    A bunch of lads from a working class housing estate trying to connect with the middle classes through the vector of student humour!!! How pathetic is that?

    It's like admiring the Germans for their food, or the Irish for their punctuality and discipline, or the Italians for their road manners.

    Sneery presumptuous supercillious ****e. Definitely on my list of things/people to send into Room 101.

    Just to let you know there's an alternative view. I'll go away now.......

    German food is great.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    No it's not. It's pretentious, pseudo artsy fartsy rubbish.

    Can't believe that I was once attracted by some of the song titles mentioned above to buy one of their albums. They are truly awful.

    A bunch of lads from a working class housing estate trying to connect with the middle classes through the vector of student humour!!! How pathetic is that?

    It's like admiring the Germans for their food, or the Irish for their punctuality and discipline, or the Italians for their road manners.

    Sneery presumptuous supercillious ****e. Definitely on my list of things/people to send into Room 101.

    Just to let you know there's an alternative view. I'll go away now.......

    You've completely missed the point, the raison d'etre of the band. They satirise pseuds and artsy fartsy stuff - nobody does it better - and they appeal right across the social strata. Fancy taking them to task over class! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    A bunch of lads from a working class housing estate trying to connect with the middle classes through the vector of student humour!!! How pathetic is that?
    The vector of student humour? I might just steal that now to use later.

    HMHB : If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day

    Outside Goldsmiths’ coughing up blood,
    Turner Prize judge gasps “Christ that’s good -
    Leave it as it is, it’ll get first place
    We’ll call it a full shift at the coal face”
    Oh well you’re neither a Stuckist or a YBA
    and you’re no longer a miner as of today

    Praise for the wardens ready to fine
    Anyone caught saying “graphic design”
    Rag-mag seller said I’d be in pleats
    Only when he’d been cleaned from the streets
    Oh I could squeeze my lemon ’til my blues went away
    If I had possession over Pancake Day

    Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
    and he will say: “is this a glass of limeade?”
    and “if so, why is it a glass of limeade?”
    and, after a while, he’ll die of thirst


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Salmon Leap


    Trumpton Riots!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Blackhorse Slim


    nlgbbbblth wrote: »
    They played TCD in 1986 as far as I remember.

    I'm pretty sure they didn't. I took the day off school to see them, but Nigel "had a sore throat" and they didn't make it.

    I got to see them in Reading a few years later (maybe 1990?) and they were great. There was a large crowd who knew all the songs and sang along, great party atmosphere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    I'm pretty sure they didn't. I took the day off school to see them, but Nigel "had a sore throat" and they didn't make it.

    I got to see them in Reading a few years later (maybe 1990?) and they were great. There was a large crowd who knew all the songs and sang along, great party atmosphere.

    ok - never heard any reports of it, just remember it being announced. So that means no shows here ever.


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