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Galway: Naked man refused sex and sat on lover’s face

  • 11-11-2011 03:00AM
    #1
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭


    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/naked-man-refused-sex-and-sat-on-lovers-face-173553.html
    Naked man refused sex and sat on lover’s face

    By Ann Healy
    Friday, November 11, 2011


    A NAKED man sat on a woman’s face to humiliate her because she goaded him over his lack of "balls" when he refused to have sex with her.

    The Polish couple, who met on Facebook, had been having sex four or five times a day during their six-month liaison before the man snapped one night and told her he was tired, his nipples were sore and he didn’t want to have sex.

    Lukasz Szutowski, aged 27, of 13 Ocean Drive, Oranmore, Co Galway, denied assaulting Katarzyna Malabis, causing her harm, at his home on September 26 last year.

    Four or five times a day for six months. No wonder he wanted a break.

    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?


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  • #2
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    All depends if she's hot or not.

    I'll let yas know as soon as she accepts my friend request ;)


  • #3
    After Hours
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭After Hours


    A least it wasn't a kick to the face


  • #4
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Not surprised he had a lack of balls after that, fook sake.


  • #5
    10green bottles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭10green bottles


    All she said was: Mmmmphhh,i MMMphhhh !! MMmmmmmphhhh !


  • #6
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    When a man's nipples hurt from having sex, you know he has breached a limit. A limit you almost hoped didn't exist, a limit you almost wanted to reach.


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  • #7
    Leroy Lita
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Leroy Lita


    just after looking up your wan on facebook.......not bad at all.


  • #8
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    He sat on her face because he didn't want sex?

    Talk about being backward with coming forward!


  • #9
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Leroy Lita wrote: »
    just after looking up your wan on facebook.......not bad at all.

    Can't really see much of her TBF!


  • #10
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    He stole my line of askin someone to sit on my face and when she's disgusted I say "Or I'll sit on yours, sure I dunno how it works."


  • #11
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    He sat on her face because he didn't want sex?

    Talk about being backward with coming forward!

    He said he sat on her stomach, and how is the judge to know ? was the judge there at the time of this happening. :pac::pac::pac:


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  • #12
    MrStuffins
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    zenno wrote: »
    He said he sat on her stomach, and how is the judge to know ? was the judge there at the time of this happening. :pac::pac::pac:

    She still had a skidmark on her cheek


  • #13
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    If only the oireachtas enquiries referendum was passed.... I feel that this is a matter of public importance.


  • #14
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    She still had a skidmark on her cheek

    she sounds duuuurty.


  • #15
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Judge Mary Fahy said she believed the accused sat on Ms Malabis’s face to humiliate her.

    so the judge done him without evidence that he sat on her face. her back injury would be more related to him sitting on her stomach so the judge made rulings without any evidence and just took that woman's word for it.

    and considering she was drunk at the time, she should have been done for driving home under the influence. :pac::pac:


  • #16
    Sid_Justice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Sid_Justice


    pair of time wasters should be deported


  • #17
    10green bottles
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    Sid_Justice wrote: »
    pair of time wasters should be deported
    Polish mens yes :mad:
    Polish Womens- Never ;):pac:


  • #18
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    having sex four or five times a day during their six-month liaison

    That man deserves an award.....................and a years supply of friction burn cream.


  • #19
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    "I can't have sex tonight dear... my nipples are sore"

    He must have used every excuse in the book before he got to that one.


  • #20
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Senna wrote: »
    That man deserves an award.....................and a years supply of friction burn cream.

    What are ya on about? He's the one who gave up, she was up for more, give her a traffic cone or something to keep her occupied.


  • #21
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    This the same bloke?
    http://www.advertiser.ie/galway/article/6882

    Galway? Injured female? Aggressive?


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  • #22
    10green bottles
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    amacachi wrote: »
    What are ya on about? He's the one who gave up, she was up for more, give her a traffic cone or something to keep her occupied.
    Pfft :rolleyes: its never the Lad's fault !!


  • #23
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    10green bottles wrote: »
    Pfft :rolleyes: its never the Lad's fault !!

    When I turn down sex with someone who is hot enough to have slept with several times a week beforehand I'll go buy a revolver.


  • #24
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    fool should have just said to the judge that he was getting into position for a 69'er


  • #25
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Thrill wrote: »
    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?

    No.


  • #26
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Thrill wrote: »
    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/naked-man-refused-sex-and-sat-on-lovers-face-173553.html



    Four or five times a day for six months. No wonder he wanted a break.

    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?



    (details shaded out, of course)

    No linking to Facebook profiles please


  • #27
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Here she is;)
    <Snip>


    (details shaded out, of course)

    I actually facebooked facefooked her too


  • #28
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    She is making my nipples hurt too.


  • #29
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc


  • #30
    harney
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXVj4Sw7uE


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  • #31
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Five or six times a day? Mind you, if I was doing that, I know what would be sore, but it wouldn't be my nipple. I think the Polish word for it is członek.:D:D

    It looks like the middle ground is hard to find when it comes to jiggy-jiggy. "He is as sick who surfeits with too much as he who starves with nothing.";)

    Shakespeare


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