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Galway: Naked man refused sex and sat on lover’s face

  • 11-11-2011 2:00am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭


    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/naked-man-refused-sex-and-sat-on-lovers-face-173553.html
    Naked man refused sex and sat on lover’s face

    By Ann Healy
    Friday, November 11, 2011


    A NAKED man sat on a woman’s face to humiliate her because she goaded him over his lack of "balls" when he refused to have sex with her.

    The Polish couple, who met on Facebook, had been having sex four or five times a day during their six-month liaison before the man snapped one night and told her he was tired, his nipples were sore and he didn’t want to have sex.

    Lukasz Szutowski, aged 27, of 13 Ocean Drive, Oranmore, Co Galway, denied assaulting Katarzyna Malabis, causing her harm, at his home on September 26 last year.

    Four or five times a day for six months. No wonder he wanted a break.

    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    All depends if she's hot or not.

    I'll let yas know as soon as she accepts my friend request ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 After Hours


    A least it wasn't a kick to the face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Not surprised he had a lack of balls after that, fook sake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭10green bottles


    All she said was: Mmmmphhh,i MMMphhhh !! MMmmmmmphhhh !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    When a man's nipples hurt from having sex, you know he has breached a limit. A limit you almost hoped didn't exist, a limit you almost wanted to reach.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Leroy Lita


    just after looking up your wan on facebook.......not bad at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    He sat on her face because he didn't want sex?

    Talk about being backward with coming forward!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Leroy Lita wrote: »
    just after looking up your wan on facebook.......not bad at all.

    Can't really see much of her TBF!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    He stole my line of askin someone to sit on my face and when she's disgusted I say "Or I'll sit on yours, sure I dunno how it works."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    He sat on her face because he didn't want sex?

    Talk about being backward with coming forward!

    He said he sat on her stomach, and how is the judge to know ? was the judge there at the time of this happening. :pac::pac::pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    zenno wrote: »
    He said he sat on her stomach, and how is the judge to know ? was the judge there at the time of this happening. :pac::pac::pac:

    She still had a skidmark on her cheek


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    If only the oireachtas enquiries referendum was passed.... I feel that this is a matter of public importance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    She still had a skidmark on her cheek

    she sounds duuuurty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Judge Mary Fahy said she believed the accused sat on Ms Malabis’s face to humiliate her.

    so the judge done him without evidence that he sat on her face. her back injury would be more related to him sitting on her stomach so the judge made rulings without any evidence and just took that woman's word for it.

    and considering she was drunk at the time, she should have been done for driving home under the influence. :pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Sid_Justice


    pair of time wasters should be deported


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭10green bottles


    pair of time wasters should be deported
    Polish mens yes :mad:
    Polish Womens- Never ;):pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    having sex four or five times a day during their six-month liaison

    That man deserves an award.....................and a years supply of friction burn cream.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    "I can't have sex tonight dear... my nipples are sore"

    He must have used every excuse in the book before he got to that one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Senna wrote: »
    That man deserves an award.....................and a years supply of friction burn cream.

    What are ya on about? He's the one who gave up, she was up for more, give her a traffic cone or something to keep her occupied.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    This the same bloke?
    http://www.advertiser.ie/galway/article/6882

    Galway? Injured female? Aggressive?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭10green bottles


    amacachi wrote: »
    What are ya on about? He's the one who gave up, she was up for more, give her a traffic cone or something to keep her occupied.
    Pfft :rolleyes: its never the Lad's fault !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Pfft :rolleyes: its never the Lad's fault !!

    When I turn down sex with someone who is hot enough to have slept with several times a week beforehand I'll go buy a revolver.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    fool should have just said to the judge that he was getting into position for a 69'er


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Thrill wrote: »
    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?

    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Thrill wrote: »
    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/naked-man-refused-sex-and-sat-on-lovers-face-173553.html



    Four or five times a day for six months. No wonder he wanted a break.

    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?



    (details shaded out, of course)

    No linking to Facebook profiles please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Here she is;)
    <Snip>


    (details shaded out, of course)

    I actually facebooked facefooked her too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    She is making my nipples hurt too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Five or six times a day? Mind you, if I was doing that, I know what would be sore, but it wouldn't be my nipple. I think the Polish word for it is członek.:D:D

    It looks like the middle ground is hard to find when it comes to jiggy-jiggy. "He is as sick who surfeits with too much as he who starves with nothing.";)

    Shakespeare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,100 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    A least it wasn't a kick to the face

    Or sh*t on her face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Being sit at in the face, Jailers pet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    If I remember correctly the Judge said yer man was a liar in this case and found him guilty!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    amacachi wrote: »
    When I turn down sex with someone who is hot enough to have slept with several times a week beforehand I'll go buy a revolver.
    Familiarity breeds contempt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 477 ✭✭Faing


    Sit on me face love and I'll guess yer weight........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Have a bit of LukASS there luv!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭HLecter


    But its ok for her to sit on his face.*

    Blatant double standards.


    (*or mine)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    "What happens in Galway stays in Galway" -
    Its in the constitution, Dev wrote it and ask MDH for confirmation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 knotastic


    Pah. Lovely...... hope the lad dint charge for it....wha?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Why didnt she teabag hm?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Ellis Dee wrote: »
    It looks like the middle ground is hard to find when it comes to jiggy-jiggy.


    Oh the jokes the jokes the jokes - She definitely knows what his middle ground looks like now.

    All I know is, they must do it differently out foreign! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Why didnt she teabag hm?

    She only wanted his PG Tip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Where East meets West.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 Captain Limerick


    There once was a girl called Katarzyna
    Whose lover tried to demean her.
    He brought her back to his place,
    And then sat on her face.
    She should have bit off his wiener!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Thrill wrote: »
    Anyone feel sorry for his "suffering"?

    Yep, it can be tough to maintain that level of servicing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 sexysize14


    Why they went with something like this to court!???
    -and how they can publish their names????? Is this normal or legal? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    He was just too embarrassed to admit he was trying to get his hole licked.

    Filthy bugger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    amacachi wrote: »
    When I turn down sex with someone who is hot enough to have slept with several times a week beforehand I'll go buy a revolver.


    i would say that you have never been there so :D

    when i met a Scandinavian lady and started a long term relationship we banged like rabbits for about 6 months and i mean full on humpfest

    i tell ya after about six months i was spent - it was just 2 much !!!
    not complaining at all - but **** me towards the end of the first 6 months i was nearly " getting headaches "

    gold medal to that bloke all the same - i never thought of sitting on her face to stop her :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 gayShane


    Does anyone have a pic of Lukasz Szutowski, If I ever meet him I want to tell him he has no balls too


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