Does c*ck size really matter?

Richard Dower · 07-11-2011 10:53PM #1

I was watching this um, video....and yer wan says once you get a big one there is no going back. So i'm wondering if girls feed us guys a load of BS about size not mattering or "it's how use use it" rubbish :rolleyes:

Lets face it lads...if you're not sporting a big 'un in length and girth it's pretty certain you're being lied to, i wonder how many guys have ever measured?...or are they afraid.

^ oh and i'm not talking about my "package" here, just random thoughts so less of the todger snark directed at me, thank you.

Eathrin · 07-11-2011 10:54PM

So you really are talking about your package?

mise_me_fein3 · 07-11-2011 10:55PM

Nearly 15,000 post and it took that long for this gem to appear.

Sure the asians are fcuked altogether

Hasmunch · 07-11-2011 10:55PM

Richard Dower wrote: »

oh and i'm not talking about my "package" here, just random thoughts so less of the todger snark directed at me, thank you.

Hahaha small penis dower

jam_mac_jam · 07-11-2011 10:55PM

yes. It does. really

The King of Moo · 07-11-2011 10:55PM

It helps, but the sharpness of their claws is the most important factor in any fight.

Jaxxy · 07-11-2011 10:55PM

Depends on the size of the gee.

Mr E · 07-11-2011 10:56PM

Why do you think cock is censored?

Cockity cock cock.

swizzle123 · 07-11-2011 10:56PM

Fact he's talkin about his own package :P

Cat Melodeon · 07-11-2011 10:56PM

So you're taking the word of one girl in one 'video' as being representative of what all women think?

Having a small'un is the least of your problems pet.

Hasmunch · 07-11-2011 10:57PM

Richard Dower wrote: »

i wonder how many guys have ever measured?...or are they afraid.

Every single one of them at some stage.... thats how many

Neil3030 · 07-11-2011 10:57PM

I'm sure cock size doesn't matter at all to most girls.

Much like we guys don't care at all about women being overweight.

Tries.

To.

Keep.

Straight.

Face.

mackg · 07-11-2011 10:58PM

Jaxxy wrote: »

Depends on the size of the gee.

I like girls with big pussy

Randy Anders · 07-11-2011 10:58PM

I wouldn't be the biggest downstairs but I try and make up for it with loads of other kinky sh1t! If you can get a girl in the right mood and know what your doing, an average sized one will do just fine

Well at least that what I tell myself!:D

amacca · 07-11-2011 10:58PM

Mr E wrote: »

Why do you think cock is censored?

Cockity cock cock.

wish that worked for other post watershed firm family favourites such as

**** and **** and ****master and **** faced cockeater!

oh wait no..

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dotrel · 07-11-2011 11:00PM

I'm fairly sure I read somewhere that all the worlds trouble makers were ill-equipped in the trouser area.

Sarkosy for example. Has to be a one-incher, which is why he needed Bono to knock his wife up for him.

John Doe1 · 07-11-2011 11:02PM

Well I have a decent sized one and apparently having a big one improves the chances of the women having an orgasm a bit. But like im sure 90 percent of women dont give a **** unless its not like 2 inches or something:D

Richard Dower · 07-11-2011 11:02PM

Cian A wrote: »

So you really are talking about your package?

No...i'm just posting random stuff to break 15,000

Jaxxy · 07-11-2011 11:03PM

mackg wrote: »

I like girls with big pussy

Ooohh... Brave man.

Anyway in all seriousness Richard, the average vagina is about 4-5 inches in length. It can grow to accommodate bigger sizes yes, but essentially a 5 inch penis will fill the average woman just as much as a monster cock will.

antodeco · 07-11-2011 11:04PM

Richard Dower wrote: »

^ oh and i'm not talking about my "package" here, just random thoughts so less of the todger snark directed at me, thank you.

So basically you're admitting to thinking about large penises.

You my friend, have the ghey

Princess Peach · 07-11-2011 11:04PM

Jaxxy wrote: »

Ooohh... Brave man.

Anyway in all seriousness Richard, the average vagina is about 4-5 inches in length. It can grow to accommodate bigger sizes yes, but essentially a 5 inch penis will fill the average woman just as much as a monster cock will.

Big ones are terrifying! :eek:

The King of Moo · 07-11-2011 11:05PM

This thread is one of the least sexy things I've ever come across and...

I've come across many unsexy things! :pac:

Richard Dower · 07-11-2011 11:05PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

Well I have a decent sized one and apparently having a big one improves the chances of the women having an orgasm a bit. But like im sure 90 percent of women dont give a **** unless its not like 2 inches or something:D

I saw this BBC docu about a guy with a two incher erect, he went to this club with a bunch of girls and they all fed him the size dosen't matter line, when he left the club he met these two girls who while a little tipsy told him the truth....yeah it does matter and if girls say otherwise they are lying.

earpiece · 07-11-2011 11:05PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Big ones are terrifying! :eek:

So that's why you hide from me!

christ on a bike! · 07-11-2011 11:06PM

Some girls are terrified of a long one, some fascinated, lots dont like being poked in the womb

Dotrel · 07-11-2011 11:06PM

I think most women are just glad of a warm drink after all that hard work.

Richard Dower · 07-11-2011 11:06PM

antodeco wrote: »

So basically you're admitting to thinking about large penises.

You my friend, have the ghey

Just thinking about sex in general....just because i watch Glee dosen't make me ghey.

Jaxxy · 07-11-2011 11:07PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Big ones are terrifying! :eek:

Agreed. There's nothing that would put me off quicker than unzipping to see a big one. That just won't fit and I don't want stitches!

Crossed the legs there just thinking about it.

earpiece · 07-11-2011 11:07PM

I think this thread has the potential to be very, very long.

The King of Moo · 07-11-2011 11:07PM

OP, why don't you ask lesbians what they do to orgasm and use their techniques.

Problem solved!

Biedronka · 07-11-2011 11:08PM

christ on a bike! wrote: »

Some girls are terrified of a long one, some fascinated, lots dont like being poked in the womb

-because it's not about the lenght, but about diameter...

Does c*ck size really matter?

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