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Cleaner Scrubs Away £690,000 Work Of Art

  • 04-11-2011 05:29PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭


    A German museum is counting the cost after a cleaning woman mistook a valuable sculpture for an unsightly mess - and damages it beyond repair.

    The Martin Kippenberger installation entitled When It Starts Dripping From the Ceiling was on display at the Ostwall Museum in Dortmund.
    The late modern master had created a tower of wooden slats under which a rubber trough was placed with a thin beige layer of paint representing dried rain water.
    Taking it for a stain, the cleaner scrubbed the surface until it gleamed.
    "It is now impossible to return it to its original state," a city spokesman said.
    She said the work, valued by insurers at 800,000 euros (£690,000), had been loaned to the museum by a private collector.
    Cleaning crews had orders to keep 20cm (8ins) away from artworks but it was unclear if the woman had been informed of this by the contractor that employed her.

    Fellow boardsies,just a word of warning,,keep an eye on your cleaners. Looking at what's classed as modern art,I think I might have a few valuable messes works of art around my house.


    It is not the first time works of art have suffered at the hands of over-zealous cleaners.In 1986, a 'grease stain' by Joseph Beuys valued at around £346,000 was mopped away at the Academy of Fine Arts in Duesseldorf, western Germany.
    Must say it to my other half,to cut out all that cleaning.....it could be costing us money.


    http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16103163


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    German cleaners just hate art...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    You wouldn't have to tell an Irish cleaner to stay 8inches away from the painting. Cleaning around things is standard practice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    What is the world coming to? A cleaning woman who actually cleans the place.:):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    "She said the work, valued by insurers at 800,000 euros (£690,000), had been loaned to the museum by a private collector."

    I'd be interested to see how much money was actually paid for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    The creator of the work should have put a sign saying "this is not a pretentious piece of crap made by local cub scouts" next to his 'art'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Teutonic efficiency hates the arts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Dotrel wrote: »
    The creator of the work should have put a sign saying "this is not a pretentious piece of crap made by local cub scouts" next to his 'art'.

    Dead men post no signs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Dead men post no signs.

    He's dead? Oh that changes everything. Masterpiece!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Modern art is so pretentious how do we know that the cleaner wasnt actually another artist paying tribute?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Naomi00


    That's happened loads of times.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Fellow boardsies,just a word of warning,,keep an eye on your cleaners. Looking at what's classed as modern art,I think I might have a few valuable messes works of art around my house.



    Must say it to my other half,to cut out all that cleaning.....it could be costing us money.


    http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16103163

    I do my own cleaning. Are you a WBanker or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    That's classed as art? reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer's BBQ is mistaken for a work of art.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    She can come clean my house.....she just get rid of the clutter that seems never ending.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Dotrel wrote: »

    I reckon EU Bondholders must have some pretty interesting looking living rooms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭Broads.ie


    Jesus that piece of "art" is actually shyte. If I was the cleaning lady I would have mistaken the whole thing for rubbish and thrown it out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭texidub


    Happened to an 'art work' by Hirst too... http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2001/oct/19/arts.highereducation1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    |If you can read this you have scrubbed too hard|


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    We should bring this cleaner over to the Irish Museum of Modern Art.
    Biggest pile of talentless crap I ever did see


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    If any of you are interested in a replica, i'd be happy to put some together for €250,000 (delivery included).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Modern art is so pretentious how do we know that the cleaner wasnt actually another artist paying tribute?


    Just have the cleaner as a permanent installation in the "piece", call it the "Eternal Struggle", should add a couple of mill....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    Dotrel wrote: »


    jeez me too. I can make crap like that. easy.


    I was in a modern art museum in San Fran a few years ago on some day when it was free entry and everyone including myself was standing around looking at some ladder next to a hole. A security guard came up to us and said ''thats not art, it's a hole in the wall''
    I laughed my ass off but the art snobs next to me looked really embarrassed :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 662 ✭✭✭fran oconnor


    lizt wrote: »
    That's classed as art? reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer's BBQ is mistaken for a work of art.
    Is it that bunch of ice pop sticks??.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Modern art is so pretentious how do we know that the cleaner wasnt actually another artist paying tribute?

    Talking of pretentious tools, Damian Hirst's next piece will be "dead German cleaner in formaldehyde"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    this is what really happened :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Just goes to show that 'art' is very very subjective. I have no doubt that if you took a dump on the floor of some museum and put some velvet rope around it, that at least a few people would start discussing it.

    "Oh, I think that it captures the essence of humanity"

    "Indeed, it is something that unites us all but we daren't share with others"

    "Yes, it's very provocative. I think it a metaphor for the consumerist ways that are ruining the very fabric of our society"













    KN0BHEADS !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭tiger55


    Probably a polish immigrant cleaner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭PickledLime


    Fantastic, the woman has taste, good on her!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Take a song from some hipster synth band and saying there look all music is rubbish, I could do that, this is pretentious so all music is pretentious.

    Take a piece of art from some artist who are backed up by rich socialites and say all art is rubbish, I could do that, this is pretentious so all art is pretentious.


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