Describe your day in the manner of an 18th century english aristocrat

John Doe1 · 30-10-2011 01:33AM #1

InkSlinger67 · 30-10-2011 01:35AM

T'wasnt bad!

woodoo · 30-10-2011 01:38AM

Spiffing old bean... shneet, sniff sniff.

MistyCheese · 30-10-2011 01:41AM

Verily, off to the infirmary went I, not before taking mine pair of stately hounds for a brief constitutional, to the infirmary where alas lays mine most beloved young sister. Following a lengthy stay by said siblings bedside off home set I, partaking to gaze upon warbling wannabes and judges in a cunning test of skill whilst all the while munching upon a delightful concoction of bread and cheese and tomato and sausage and pepperoni washed down with caramel flavored carbonated beverage.

T'wll not be til the morrow which I discover which wannabe hast ended thy journey upon the road to stardom, and which shall continue to enthrall me in the coming weeks, indeed.

HLecter · 30-10-2011 01:43AM

Arise Sir the noon has past,
Bedraggled by thine own crust,
To sweat in vain for vanity sake,
To swim for sake of swimming
And thence to dine,
The forbidden mini fish box,
Gaze from distance,
Upon lustful times of past,
And wenches fine,
Rest thine wrist,
Upon paper sheet.

(woke up in a ball, went to the gym, watched filth)

ha ha hello · 30-10-2011 01:44AM

http://books.google.ie/books?id=NqHteIy-lXYC&printsec=frontcover&dq=vulgar+tongue&hl=en&ei=d52sTv3IMcaIhQf884S7Dw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CDUQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q&f=false

knock yourself out!

mikemac · 30-10-2011 01:49AM

I always liked this, read it years ago

They hang the man, and flog the woman,
That steals the goose from off the common;
But let the greater villain loose,
That steals the common from the goose.

Was to do with landowners taking over common land

You could almost apply it to today, mortgage holders going to court while the golden circle are being looked after

edgesgirl · 30-10-2011 02:17AM

Arose I, this early morn and prepared a feast for a wench I am well accustomed with. Much wine we drank and laughed heartily till I, noticing the hour, invited them to return in the morn for tea and pigs insides encased in matter. They agreed and gleefully we bid them good night until the morrow. When we shall meet again.:)

Broads.ie · 30-10-2011 02:19AM

I have a penchant for proclivities.

Manach · 30-10-2011 02:23AM

I doth playeth well in a pastime calleth CoD4: Modern Warefare.

IvySlayer · 30-10-2011 02:24AM

Ones Matriarchal Figurehead.

Kojak · 30-10-2011 02:28AM

Manach wrote: »

I doth playeth well in a pastime calleth CoD4: Modern Warefare.

Was that line not in Hamlet??

Mr Trade In · 30-10-2011 02:31AM

I got me brain medcine from Nation Healt...

bodhrandude · 30-10-2011 02:34AM

"Our hedge master died in 1805 and since then weve had no school, and for what we see of the CIE sure we might as well be in Kabul.
And yet we might get the auld electric light and then again... We might not, and the Christmas mail arrives without fail after Easter in Drumsnott."
Brian ORourke.

Kanoe · 30-10-2011 02:35AM

I slumbered mostly, in my chambers.

Killer Pigeon · 30-10-2011 03:25AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08

orourkeda · 30-10-2011 03:46AM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Ones Matriarchal Figurehead.

No. Your matriarchal figurehead

orourkeda · 30-10-2011 03:48AM

What ho you c*nting aristocrats what?

chucken1 · 30-10-2011 03:55AM

John Doe1 wrote: »

You dont want to do your homework?

This makes me puke. The internet is there..hes too lazy.

OMG we used BOOKS. WE HAD TO READ THEM!!!

weeder · 30-10-2011 04:03AM

it was shi te

sgb · 30-10-2011 10:18PM

Bringith me another kitchen boy, I've just split this one

4leto · 30-10-2011 10:36PM

Surely, by God while fiddling with this new Babbage difference engine, I have recently become cognisant of the fact that Master Tesco and Sons will deliver all one's weekly wares and needs right to the tradesman's entrance of one's manor. How convenient but if I was avail of such dispensation, I fear the kitchen boy would become to indolent and focus his attentions on pilfering from my good self.

4leto · 30-10-2011 10:42PM

I am contemplating on summoning my carriage, so as I could attend an evenings entertainment accompanied by some fine ale at the gentlemen's club.

Call Me Jimmy · 30-10-2011 10:44PM

Bloody Sunday - U2.

I'm playing too?

4Sheets · 30-10-2011 10:47PM

It was the best of days it was the worst of days.
Im sure someone will point out my quote is 19th century!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

dr gonzo · 31-10-2011 12:04AM

Sitec wrote: »

excreted foul movements from last moons antics, yondered 2 metric mile to partake in a quick alcoholic brew with humerus chums.

Why Lord Sitec, i do believe your governess has failed you. Lest your intention was to equate your quaffing company to the upper bone of ones arm.

My name is URL · 31-10-2011 12:14AM

Scatter he withal vile water

goat2 · 31-10-2011 01:29AM

i arose early noon, had brew and crumpet in the portico, i doth errand with hounds on toe, i doth dug the poppies, swede and carrots and handed into scullery to be prepared for meal,

Biggins · 31-10-2011 01:31AM

Its been a rum bollox!

4leto · 31-10-2011 01:22PM

My head aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains

Last night I imbibed to much spirit at the gentleman's club, one mustn't, but I dearly suspect cook is trying to poison her good master, that foul creature, I will notify my very good friend Sir Robert Peel of her foul and immoral transgressions.

vampire of kilmainham · 02-11-2011 04:56AM

what 0 old bean i say it was jolly spiffing of you to invite me to lunchon

Describe your day in the manner of an 18th century english aristocrat

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