AH Film Ideas?

JupiterKid · 26-10-2011 11:01PM #1

Have any boardsies had a great plot for a film that they dream would be picked up by a Hollywood stidio and see the light of day?

How about this for a film idea?

The Rotten Apple

This film is set in New York - AKA the Big Apple.

It stars Matt Damon and Jeremy Irons as a up an coming over-enthusiastic detective and a cyncial seen-it-all-before FBI agent respectively - Sears and Fundy. The film is set in the Spring of 1976. There is massive corruption and the heart of New York is rotten. The Mob heavily influences City Hall and there is a huge new area of glittering glass and steel skyscrapers being built in Manhattan. The new complex looks incredible - but the darkness behind it is unimaginable.

Iron's character - Jim Fundy - knows that there is massive corruption and money laundering going on - much of which is linked to the new skyscraper complex but he just can't prove it. He also has one of the world's very first mobile telephones. It came to him from 25 years in the future and he can use it to predict the future and sense danger.

However, he has now disappeared. Sears is aware of this and wants to know Fundy's - and his phone's - whereabouts because he is about to blow the whole criminal scam wide open with the evidence Fundy left for him on the phone before he disappeared.

After attending a cult worshipping ceremony in an old 19th century warehouse moderated by a charismatic but evil woman (played by Beyonce), Sears feels that his life is in danger and that what happened to Fundy will be his fate too. Sears befriends a young female cult member and takes her out of the cult to accompany him. He falls in love with the girl. However, the criminals and the cult are closely intertwined and they will stop at nothing to get to Sears and the girl - and the mobile phone - to stop the horrific truth from being revealed. Sears is now a fugitive - he is on the run.

Sears eventually finds Fundy's mobile telephone, which he uses to find out the hideous truth of the evil side to New York city. But he has to keep his wits about him because right behind him are a vertiable army of drag queen assassins who will stop at nothing to brutally murder him and everyone he comes into contact with.

In one very close shave, Sears manages to escape from a conference being held on the future of New York at the World Trade Centre. Becuase immediatly after he flees, about 50 or so drag queens open machine gun fire at the conference and kill dozens of people (including some of themselves in exchanges of "friendly" fire) in a shocking display of bloodlust and wanton violence. The screams of the innocent are palpable. The place ends up as a bloodbath.

In the end, Sears decides that the truth is too dangerous to reveal as there is too much at stake...he throws the mobile telephone into the East River and walks away, to start a new life in a new place under a new identity.

Immaculate Pasta · 26-10-2011 11:02PM

No way am I reading all of that :cool:. SUMMARISE.

Superbus · 26-10-2011 11:04PM

Those drag queen assassins.... I don't see it if I'm honest.

TheZohanS · 26-10-2011 11:05PM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

No way am I reading all of that :cool:. SUMMARISE.

Matt Damon.

JerryHandbag · 26-10-2011 11:05PM

Has the movie on the Presidential election been made yet?

whubee · 26-10-2011 11:06PM

Rob Schneider - A genetic experiment causes Rob Schneider to become a carrot.

FearDark · 26-10-2011 11:06PM

Trent: The movie

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Immaculate Pasta · 26-10-2011 11:06PM

TheZohan wrote: »

Matt Damon.

I like it!

westendgirlie · 26-10-2011 11:07PM

Seen it already

Superbus · 26-10-2011 11:07PM

whubee wrote: »

Rob Schneider - A genetic experiment causes Rob Schneider to become a carrot.

Rob Schneider is...'Carrotty Carrot'!

Immaculate Pasta · 26-10-2011 11:10PM

"Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retreiever or something."

rednik · 26-10-2011 11:10PM

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Has the movie on the Presidential election been made yet?

It sure has

The Magnificent Seven C*nts ride.

Dotrel · 26-10-2011 11:11PM

Could you change Fundy's name to Trent and the glittering skyscrapers to a €400,000 mansion? If so then I'll write you a cheque.

TheZohanS · 26-10-2011 11:16PM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

"Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retreiever or something."

Fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

Son Of A Vidic · 26-10-2011 11:17PM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

No way am I reading all of that :cool:. SUMMARISE.

Here's the summary for ya.........

This guy owns the World's first mobile telephone back in the Seventies. This phone is so valuable, the gay mafia are hunting him for it.

One day he cuts himself having an extra close shave and he flees the building looking for medical attention.

Just after he leaves, the gay mafia attack the building killing anything that moves including themselves.

Realising how dangerous the phone is, he throws it into a nearby river.

As he walks away, he meets Beyonce and falls madly in love with her.

She makes him put a ring on it and they live happily ever after.

FearDark · 26-10-2011 11:18PM

Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider star in a movie thats actually funny?

splendid101 · 26-10-2011 11:19PM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

No way am I reading all of that :cool:. SUMMARISE.

For f*ck's sake! It's 540 words.

The internet has destroyed people's attention spans.

JupiterKid,

Sounds truly epic. The mobile phone from the future is the best part.

URL's film sound incredible too. I see Clint Eastwood in the lead roll and in the flashbacks he could be played by Uma Thurman dressed as a man. There could be some sort of stylistic reason for this, or it could be just for the craic.

castletownman · 26-10-2011 11:25PM

The lead character of my movie would be a washed up wrestler from the slums, who overcomes a speech impediment and wins Who Wants to be a Millionaire but is accused of cheating, and in his resulting infamy becomes the first openly gay man to run for a top US political job. Sure to be at least nominated for an Oscar

starbelgrade · 26-10-2011 11:27PM

splendid101 wrote: »

For f*ck's sake! It's 540 words.

That's 535 words too many.

Dotrel · 26-10-2011 11:28PM

Could you have sexy dames and lots of em?

Immaculate Pasta · 26-10-2011 11:33PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Here's the summary for ya.........

This guy owns the World's first mobile telephone back in the Seventies. This phone is so valuable, the gay mafia are hunting him for it.

One day he cuts himself having an extra close shave and he flees the building looking for medical attention.

Just after he leaves, the gay mafia attack the building killing anything that moves including themselves.

Realising how dangerous the phone is, he throws it into a nearby river.

As he walks away, he meets Beyonce and falls madly in love with her.

She makes him put a ring on it and they live happily ever after.

Not bad. I assume Beyonce would have her beehive hairdo from Austin Powers 3 as well if it was set in the 70s. Louie Spence could play the gay mafia baddie :cool:

splendid101 wrote: »

For f*ck's sake! It's 540 words.

Another idea for a film

"Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something."

Sergeant · 26-10-2011 11:36PM

Moderator

A "kitchen sink" drama in which a young man overcomes serious acne, bullying, and social isolation to become the master of his domain, and in a heart rendering final scene sees the woman he is about to score at an AH beers get ran over by a bus.

Lead role played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

splendid101 · 26-10-2011 11:36PM

Adam Sandler loses his job as a plumber then he has to take a job working in a creche. Cue lots of laughs as Sandler has to deal with dirty nappies, snotty nosed babies etc. There's a cute girl that works in the creche too, played by Tea Leoni.

At the end there's a twist and it turns out Sandler's character is a serial child molestor and has raped several kids each day he worked in the creche. James Earl Jones plays the judge in the subsequnt trial. Judd Apatow directs.

mackg · 26-10-2011 11:36PM

A modern take on Schindler's List, a kind hearted forum moderator ninja edits peoples posts correcting spelling mistakes and the like to save them from the grammar Nazis.

phasers · 26-10-2011 11:39PM

cheerleaders in a lesbian boarding school. Many, many shower scenes.Starring scarlett johansson, jennifer aniston, rosie huntington whitely, allison brie and Helen Mirren as the hot principal.

JupiterKid · 26-10-2011 11:40PM

Well, the replies are very encouraging I must say!:pac:

I'm already thinking up the sequel to The Rotten Apple. It will be set in Nova Scotia, will feature knife throwing leather gimps who feast on kidnapped children and are bent on the destruction of civilisation and only one man can stop them - that man is Danny DeVito.:cool:

MungBean · 26-10-2011 11:53PM

Quinton Tarantino's If looks could kill.

Opening scene - Guy goes into a diner out in america somewhere and some local toughs give him some jip as he tries to ignore them and eat his egg and chips. He reaches boiling point, turns and cuts them in two with a sharp look (literally). Blood sprays the diner and IF LOOKS COULD KILL flashes across the screen as the cool music starts.

Jammyc · 26-10-2011 11:58PM

Its called The Terminizor: An Erotic Thriller

The movie is about "a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. This robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies. His best friend's a talking pie!"

Plazaman · 27-10-2011 12:05AM

Yore Ma, carrying a gun, comes to my house wearing a see through negligee.

Things get sticky.....

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Cork24 · 27-10-2011 12:10AM

It Start off when an Mad Scientists creates a life machines that can combine any two elements to form one..

This Mad Scientists is a gay one so he wanted the body of a Women, he takes his victim to his life machine unknowing his victim had on her an iphone.

the Scientist Body elements gets combined with not of the Women but with the Iphone.. Months in Hiding Apple find out about this Walking Iphone

he Teams up with Apple and goes around Killing any one that has a Android Device... Hence the Name "Death By Iphone"..

F**ked up I know buts its the kind of Movies you see on the Sci-Fi Channel cheap a&& Graphics and all

mojesius · 27-10-2011 12:15AM

Mine may be a bit of a saga...

In light of the economic collapse, the decision is made to wall off each continent for 100 years - cut off all communication between continents, no travelling etc.

Mayhem, death and chaos happen to some regions, harmony and co-operation is strengthened in others.

Then we tear down the walls and see what's left.

Yeah, I know the film/s need more structure, arcs etc. but you get the jist.

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