Why don't women drink beer?

Martyn1989 · 25-10-2011 06:51PM

They do, bottles of Coors Light and Bottles of Satz!

CatFromHue · 25-10-2011 06:52PM

beer makes you fart.
girls dont like farting.
if you dont fart you build up pressure and explode.
girls dont want to explode.
girls dont drink beer.

Jaxxy · 25-10-2011 06:56PM

I love beer. On nights out my preference is always a pint of Heineken.

herisson · 25-10-2011 06:59PM

wine is disgusting!!

much prefer cans, rum, vodka, whiskey and bourbon

i sound quite manly in my choice of drink

kfallon · 25-10-2011 07:04PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I love beer. On nights out my preference is always a pint of Heineken.

That's the spirit....erm I mean beer

Heineken.....you'd drink it from an old welly

Jaxxy · 25-10-2011 07:07PM

kfallon wrote: »

That's the spirit....erm I mean beer

Heineken.....you'd drink it from an old welly

I sure would! Also, my excitement knows no bounds when I see a bar with Stella on tap.

kfallon · 25-10-2011 07:38PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I sure would! Also, my excitement knows no bounds when I see a bar with Stella on tap.

Stella is ok.....poor man's Heineken! :pac:

And I hate these snobs who are repulsed by a woman drinking a pint, what's the big fooking deal?

pbowenroe · 25-10-2011 07:57PM

cos they're soft

Sauve · 25-10-2011 07:58PM

This is ridiculous.
Women do drink beer. End of.

Dudess · 25-10-2011 08:04PM

I like beer, I love stout. I don't drink too much of them though as they're bloating. Vodka or wine mostly for me.

Chuck Stone · 25-10-2011 08:05PM

UrbanSea wrote: »

Nothing shouts out ''Minger'' more than a girl drinking a pint

That's total rubbish. I like a woman who drinks a pint.

I met this girl on Monday
took her for a drink on Tuesday
we were drinking more by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday
we had more chilled beer on Sunday

Craig David (7 days or thereabouts)

Princess Peach · 25-10-2011 08:08PM

Beer is probably the drink that gets me the drunkest! 3 pints and I'm gone usually! I do drink it, and I like it. Maybe drink wine a bit more often though, I have a bit of a sweet tooth.

kfallon · 25-10-2011 08:09PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Beer is probably the drink that gets me the drunkest! 3 pints and I'm gone usually! I do drink it, and I like it. Maybe drink wine a bit more often though, I have a bit of a sweet tooth.

A princess drinking beer......sacre bleu!!!! Royalty aint what it used to be

Millicent · 25-10-2011 08:12PM

kfallon wrote: »

A princess drinking beer......sacre bleu!!!! Royalty aint what it used to be

Bloody right. She should be drinking mead or some shit. :pac:

Princess Peach · 25-10-2011 08:16PM

Drank a bottle of peach sparkling wine the other night

kfallon · 25-10-2011 08:16PM

Millicent wrote: »

Bloody right. She should be drinking mead or some shit. :pac:

Not sure a pint of shit would be that nice tbh, also can't see many pubs having it on draught :P

Feisar · 25-10-2011 08:21PM

UrbanSea wrote: »

Nothing shouts out ''Minger'' more than a girl drinking a pint

Why???

Siuin · 25-10-2011 08:22PM

It doesn't get them drunk fast enough
Duh!

policarp · 25-10-2011 09:27PM

Why do men drink beer?

superstoner90 · 25-10-2011 09:31PM

NothingMan wrote: »

How you doin? :cool:

HAHAHA got there before me

superstoner90 · 25-10-2011 09:33PM

policarp wrote: »

Why do men drink beer?

hmm maybe becouse they like it?

bnt · 25-10-2011 09:43PM

A few years ago I was taking Japanese lessons, and after the last lesson for the year we all hit the pub, of course. We got to see a little Japanese lady, about eight months pregnant, sinking a pint of Smithwicks ...

(no, before you ask: one pint at that stage of pregnancy is not harmful. She had checked beforehand.)

25-10-2011 09:44PM

I've only recently noticed how silly some people are about what they're 'allowed' to drink. I drink what I want and I can't believe some women won't drink pints because 'they're for men'. I love beer, I drink it all the time, especially the strong Belgian beers like Duvel. The only reason I'm planning to cut back is that it's not doing my gluten intolerance any good. It's difficult trying to find a replacement drink though. Anything acidic as a mixer (orange juice or Coke) wrecks my teeth, more than a couple of glasses of wine turns me into a drunken mess, gin and tonic, I drink too fast. I'll miss beer.

policarp · 25-10-2011 09:45PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

hmm maybe becouse they like it?

Makes 'em talk and spell funny.

starlit · 25-10-2011 10:06PM

I'd drink beer but I have a poor tolerance for it, be like I have some kind of allergy to it. I cannot stand the taste of it, its a bit bland and rotten. Though if sweetened I wouldn't mind drinking it. Coors light is the only beer I can actually tolerate without being ill after a sip. If I can't actually taste the beer in it, I might be able to drink it but doesn't go down well with me whether its the first drink or a drink later on having had other drinks that I be mixing so either way my body doesn't seem to tolerate beer for some reason!

Though I prefer cider to beer really. If I were to drink Coors light I tend to add 7 up to sweeten it and to almost make it taste like cider. So other than that I don't really drink beer for reasons mentioned above, I'd love to be able to drink it but I just can't while I could drink most other alcoholic beverages under the sun! I have tried to drink beer but many failed attempts, feel ill after each one except coors light and a sweetened brewed foreign one. Have tasted many beers and results haven't been great one sip and it down the sink!

So basically I have a beer intolerance!

stupidusername · 25-10-2011 10:13PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Drank a bottle of peach sparkling wine the other night

Ever have peach schnapps?

jill_valentine · 25-10-2011 10:13PM

Mainly the aul' beer belly, I'd say. And the very unladylike gassiness.

Personally, I love Guinness; but it takes me a long time to make my way through a whole pint, and a half pint is poor value. And I come from the country, out there - people think you're some kind of crazy heathen lunatic if you dare order Guinness.

Eve_Dublin · 25-10-2011 10:24PM

When I lived in Ireland, I only drank pints of Smithwicks. When I lived in England, pints of ale and now I drink crappy Spanish beer as I've no other choice. Developed a taste for it though and it's alright cold and in small quantities.

Loved Guinness 'till I found out they put fish lips (or something equally hideous) into it.

All in all, I love beers and know a good beer from a crappy one.

Red wine and beer, that's all I drink generally.

Son Of A Vidic · 25-10-2011 10:44PM

Perhaps when the OP is eventually old enough to visit a licensed establishment, they will see the stupidity in making such a generalisation.

Red Hand · 25-10-2011 10:47PM

Malakai High Ramp wrote: »

I've only recently noticed how silly some people are about what they're 'allowed' to drink. I drink what I want and I can't believe some women won't drink pints because 'they're for men'. I love beer, I drink it all the time, especially the strong Belgian beers like Duvel. The only reason I'm planning to cut back is that it's not doing my gluten intolerance any good. It's difficult trying to find a replacement drink though. Anything acidic as a mixer (orange juice or Coke) wrecks my teeth, more than a couple of glasses of wine turns me into a drunken mess, gin and tonic, I drink too fast. I'll miss beer.

Cider? Though that's fairly acidic, I suppose.

Why don't women drink beer?

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