Minor Things That Please You

Temptamperu · 24-10-2011 02:37PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Having a bath with a girl.

Soapy tit ftw!!!

Theres nothing minor about such an event :eek:

JohnP199 · 24-10-2011 02:40PM

Changing lanes without driving over the cats-eyes

La_Gordy · 24-10-2011 02:44PM

Listening in to foreigners and hearing them chatting filth.

deathrider · 24-10-2011 02:44PM

I couldn't smoke in my old house, and used to be up till about 4am each night. Nothing like standing at the front door having a quite smoke at that hour, especially in the winter when everywhere is covered in snow.

Ledger · 24-10-2011 02:49PM

A big open fire with a few lumps of turf thrown on.

Waking up thinking you have to go to work and then remembering it's the weekend.

Going to empty the dishwasher and realising someone already did it.

and a good BJ of course.

Plumpynutt · 24-10-2011 02:50PM

I'm gonna add another one: being inside when its p1ssing rain.

La_Gordy · 24-10-2011 02:51PM

A blanket and a mug o'tea

MungBean · 24-10-2011 02:57PM

Listening to the radio and some guy rang in with a story about a girl who was begging for food and he brought her to Dunnes and bought her some stuff after she told him some horrific life story and how her baby was sick. First she tried to fill the trolley with everything, then asked for more money after the guy bought her €30 worth of stuff for the baby. After they parted ways a store detective told yer man she was in the previous day with someone else buying food for her. Obviously a professional begger.

Woman then rang in fuming about "those people". Host said "Well I dont know what you mean when you say "those people" I mean they are all human beings"

She duly went off on a rant about foreign nationals when the host interrupted to tell her the woman in question was from Roscommon. She was stopped dead and hadnt a clue what to say. After stuttering for a bit she went ahead with her rant about Romanian beggars anyway regardless.

But just hearing her little rant stopped dead and the confusion in her voice when she realised her little generalising rant was out of place was cringworthingly delicious.

One of the little pleasures in life is hearing or seeing some over opinionated bint showing themselves for what they are when they are just too eager to spout a bit of hatred.

Chuck Stone · 24-10-2011 03:00PM

A giant 200 ft tall inflatable Amanda Brunker.

Paparazzo · 24-10-2011 03:02PM

Sticking a soapy finger up the arse in a shower while banging one out.

noodletop · 24-10-2011 03:03PM

the wife getting Laryngitis:D

mattjack · 24-10-2011 03:03PM

cocoshovel wrote: »

Thinking you have finished your food but then finding you have some left 10 mins later.

Makes me so damn happy finding that piece of chocolate on your lap or that bundle of chips hiding at the back of the bag after you think they're gone

My dog has that experience regularly.He wanders off away from his food bowl,comes back ten minutes later...discovers he has food left.

foxyboxer · 24-10-2011 03:07PM

A blazing fire, a pint of guinness and the paper.

leggit · 24-10-2011 03:08PM

tucked up in a warm bed while the rain batters the window!

heaven!

Wetai · 24-10-2011 03:18PM

The smell of petrol/the air coming from a running vacuum cleaner/a freezer.

the kelt · 24-10-2011 03:18PM

Waking up for work, checking the phone and realising you have another few hours sleep before ye have to get up.

Beating the expected arrival time on your sat nav.

Waking up looking out the window and seeing a couple of inches of snow on the ground when ye werent expecting it.

The first sip of a pint on a friday evening after you have had one of them weeks in work.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 24-10-2011 03:25PM

Waking up in the middle of the night, thinking its time to get up, looking at the clock and seeing thats its only 3am and you still have 4.5hrs before you have to get up.

Stiff clean Levis straight out of the tumble drier.

The smell of freshly cut grass.

Finding money in coat/jacket pockets that you forgot about.

foxyboxer · 24-10-2011 03:39PM

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pickarooney · 24-10-2011 03:53PM

Taking a wrong turn and finding a shortcut.

hightower1 · 24-10-2011 03:55PM

This

silvine · 24-10-2011 03:58PM

Going on the piss and waking up without a hangover.

parrai · 24-10-2011 04:00PM

Breakfast in a cafe whilst reading the paper

Wattle · 24-10-2011 04:10PM

Watching pedestrians getting a soaking from cars driving through lakes at the side of the road.

Dixie Chick · 24-10-2011 04:13PM

Dropping toast and having it land butter side up

The warm feeling of sitting into a cab after freezing your ass off waiting for one

Getting chipper food and seeing that there is a battered sausage you didnt order in there extra

Going on a date with someone and realiseing that there is bean flick material for a month from it.

Giving people dirty looks when they say that the xfactor versions of songs are "way better that the originals"

Omlettes that dont fall apart on the pan

Calling to friends and realising they have an actually JAR of biscuits, not even in packets.

Stew, shepherds pie made with love and care by the mammy

Christ those are nearly all about food.

kfallon · 24-10-2011 04:16PM

Paparazzo wrote: »

Sticking a soapy finger up the arse in a shower while banging one out.

That's the spirit!

Man after my own heart :pac:

SuperGrover · 24-10-2011 04:18PM

That one second of silence when you drive under an overpass in heavy rain.

mathie · 24-10-2011 04:30PM

That one second of silence when your crying toddler pauses to inhale mid scream.

Eve_Dublin · 24-10-2011 05:57PM

Those dozy semi-sleeps on public transport.

A delicious coffee and a good newspaper article in a corner of a cosy cafe.

Finding one last pair of clean knickers when you weren't arsed doing a wash over the weekend. No turn-in-sidey-outeys needed

Walking around with good music in your ears pretending you're the singer and you're shooting the video for it (edgy video of me on public transport joining the "rat race" to work for The Man).

Deciding to have a day of piggery where you eat whatever the feck you like.

Drunken kissing in public.

Meeting someone you didn't expect to be hilarious but was and having a surprise laughing-till-you-cry fest.

Getting my inner arm tickled and my hair stroked.

losthorizon · 24-10-2011 07:07PM

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Minor Things That Please You

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