No evidence of Criminal Damage to Dana's Car

eyescreamcone · 24-10-2011 12:17PM #1

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

Act of god perhaps???

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/1024/president.html

Gardaí have ruled out criminal damage to a tyre which blew out on Dana Rosemary Scallon's campaign car last week.

Biggins · 24-10-2011 12:18PM

O' what a surprise!

/sarcasm

ZombieBride · 24-10-2011 12:19PM

Batty as a bag of frogs that one.

StephenHendry · 24-10-2011 12:20PM

a bad start to the week for dana international. its probably going to get a lot worse on friday and saturday, there must be some part of her thats regrets going for the presidency again

Hobbes · 24-10-2011 12:22PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

That was an impressive assassin.

Monty Burnz · 24-10-2011 12:22PM

Well, she's kept herself in the public eye, and there's every chance there are enough goons around to vote her back into the European Parliament. She may want to leave her sworn American allegiance at the door though.

Dotrel · 24-10-2011 12:23PM

Hobbes wrote: »

That was an impressive assassin.

Not really. He didn't finish the job.

Yet.

ScumLord · 24-10-2011 12:25PM

Oh, my, god. That must mean the guards are in on it, this must go all the way to the top.

Wertz · 24-10-2011 12:26PM

Maybe her team might think to put some air in the tyres next time...

Tordelback · 24-10-2011 12:28PM

Wertz wrote: »

Maybe her team might think to put some air in the tyres next time...

They could also look into packing enough sandwiches for a picnic.

Monty Burnz · 24-10-2011 12:29PM

Tordelback wrote: »

They could also look into packing enough sandwiches for a picnic.

And perhaps a few extra pence too.

Hail 2 Da Thief · 24-10-2011 12:34PM

What a nutjob! If elected, she'd probably demand a bomb proof limo to protect her from all those crazy assasins that are out to get her.

The Black Oil · 24-10-2011 12:36PM

Give her penalty points for attention seeking.

orourkeda · 24-10-2011 12:37PM

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

What a nutjob! If elected, she'd probably demand a bomb proof limo to protect her from all those crazy assasins that are out to get her.

She wont be

stovelid · 24-10-2011 12:42PM

As mad as the moon, as my Da would say.

Vicxas · 24-10-2011 12:42PM

Ha Delighted for her, attention seeking cow

Hail 2 Da Thief · 24-10-2011 12:42PM

orourkeda wrote: »

She wont be

Thanks for shattering my dreams!

Hobbes · 24-10-2011 12:46PM

Dotrel wrote: »

Not really. He didn't finish the job.

Yet.

The hit was made out for her car tyre.

ejmaztec · 24-10-2011 12:47PM

She'll have the car excorcised just to be on the safe side.

eyescreamcone · 24-10-2011 12:48PM

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

J. Marston · 24-10-2011 12:57PM

I didn't leave any evidence behind then. Great.

Killer Pigeon · 24-10-2011 01:00PM

Her attempt to act the victim will not win her the presidential race.

ScumLord · 24-10-2011 01:02PM

Wertz wrote: »

Maybe her team might think to put some air in the tyres next time...

They usually don't have to she blows enough wind to inflate an entire fleet of tires.

MagicMarker · 24-10-2011 01:02PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

That 2% is made up of her family and those people who have rosary beads hanging off their rear view mirror.

Joe_Box · 24-10-2011 01:06PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Her attempt to act the victim will not win her the presidential race.

exactly. This is the last resort of someone who offers nothing. At least Martin Mcguiness and David Norris have entertainment value, even if I wouldn't vote for them

Cee-Jay-Cee · 24-10-2011 01:09PM

The guards are sending the tyre to the manufacturer to be examined...once they recieve word back that the blowout was caused by being under inflated i hope the guards consider prosecuting her for driving a defective vehicle....that'll learn the mad bítch!

Zen65 · 24-10-2011 01:14PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

Perhaps the Dáil should hold a public enquiry to establish the facts? It wouldn't be quick, there's a few million people with motive on this one....

Z

ejmaztec · 24-10-2011 01:15PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

It will be almost impossible for her supporters to vote when they're strapped up in their strait-jackets, and that's if they even let them go to the polling stations in the first place.

foxyboxer · 24-10-2011 01:16PM

Successful self-character assasination.

WoollyRedHat · 24-10-2011 01:32PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

Act of god perhaps???

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/1024/president.html

Perhaps in this case the Gardai are merely looking the other way as to what constitues criminal damage

Wertz · 24-10-2011 01:40PM

CJC999 wrote: »

The guards are sending the tyre to the manufacturer to be examined...once they recieve word back that the blowout was caused by being under inflated i hope the guards consider prosecuting her for driving a defective vehicle....that'll learn the mad bítch!

She'd probably try and claim diplomatic immunity

No evidence of Criminal Damage to Dana's Car

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