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Locked in my room

  • 24-10-2011 02:56AM
    #1
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,349 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Locked in my room by roomate for the last 5 hours
    Ideas?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Jump out the window?

    But be careful not to kill yourself to death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    jump out the window


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Man up and jump out the window.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Set fire to your room, that'll learn em!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    now that we have that out of the way. Back story please :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Fap?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    Locked in my room by roomate for the last 5 hours
    Ideas?

    Are you the guy who's roommate tried to kill him? Epic thread


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,349 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Ya thought about the out the window,I'd make it but I have dodgey knees.
    Also how would I get back into the house?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Why are you locked in the room?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    justryan wrote: »
    Are you the guy who's roommate tried to kill him? Epic thread

    That would be me.

    In my experience, call the landlord and wait 2 weeks for him to sort it out :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    You could try sleeping.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    If I were you, I would fap!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Why are you locked in the room?
    His housemate locked him in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    Ya thought about the out the window,I'd make it but I have dodgey knees.
    Also how would I get back into the house?

    jump IN/through the window


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    His housemate locked him in

    But why? Is he drunk, mad, high, scared?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,349 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    No fapping as I kinda need to go to the toilet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    His housemate locked him in

    Why though?
    Are they having a role play prison sex session or is his housemate a deranged alcoholic midget with a masterkey? So many possibilities.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    No fapping as I kinda need to go to the toilet
    That's what the window's for silly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    No fapping as I kinda need to go to the toilet

    hard lean ftw, amateur


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭jeddie20


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    No fapping as I kinda need to go to the toilet

    Worry about that later, fap on dude, fap on


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    That is why I always have some c4 handy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Get new room mates?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Is there anything you can use as a battering ram?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hope your place doesnt go on fire would be the top of my to do list if I was you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    False imprisonment. ring the gaurds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Take tips from this man. Go mental, better than being stuck in a room while they're all out in the kitchen laughing at you. Redrum man.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,349 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Ruu wrote: »
    Is there anything you can use as a battering ram?

    I have a small screwdriver...
    Aoifey! wrote: »
    That's what the window's for silly.

    Windows at the front of the house though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    I have a small screwdriver...
    Tighten the screw that has come loose in you're head?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    Locked in my room by roomate for the last 5 hours
    Ideas?

    Don't let the housemate lock you in your room and next time hide the key?
    or live in a bungalow
    Or use the internet which you must have.. the world's your oyster there
    good luck and God Speed!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,950 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    I have a small screwdriver...

    And you haven't taken the lock off the door yet?


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