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  • 24-10-2011 02:59AM
    #1
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭


    I was out tonight.

    Firstly, I drank some red wine. £3.50 from Lidl.

    I then went onto an open mic night in a place called Gassy Jacks. It was ok... I had a couple of pints.

    I then went off to a place called Live Lounge and had more pints.

    I'm sitting here pissed with a sausage and batter with chips... in me undies (I'll take a pic if anyone is interested; preferably female).

    +1 for anyone who can guess where I am.

    Going to eat me batterd mickey now, but, where was everyone else tonight... on a Sunday?


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  • #2
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Fart wrote: »
    where was everyone else tonight... on a Sunday?
    Bed.


  • #3
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Fart wrote: »
    I was out tonight.

    Firstly, I drank some red wine. £3.50 from Lidl.

    I then went onto an open mic night in a place called Gassy Jacks. It was ok... I had a couple of pints.

    I then went off to a place called Live Lounge and had more pints.

    I'm sitting here pissed with a sausage and batter with chips... in me undies (I'll take a pic if anyone is interested; preferably female).

    +1 for anyone who can guess where I am.

    Going to eat me batterd mickey now, but, where was everyone else tonight... on a Sunday?

    IBTL


  • #4
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Fart wrote: »
    I was out tonight.

    Firstly, I drank some red wine. £3.50 from Lidl.

    I then went onto an open mic night in a place called Gassy Jacks. It was ok... I had a couple of pints.

    I then went off to a place called Live Lounge and had more pints.

    I'm sitting here pissed with a sausage and batter with chips... in me undies (I'll take a pic if anyone is interested; preferably female).

    +1 for anyone who can guess where I am.

    Going to eat me batterd mickey now, but, where was everyone else tonight... on a Sunday?

    yes


  • #5
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Sounds like a good night. Hope the hangover aint too bad.


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