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Lock up yer women.

  • 22-10-2011 09:52PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    I just heard on The Saturday Night Show George Clooney is going to be riding around Ireland on his motorbike next year. I have already started to prepare the dungeon.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭PARKHEAD67


    I just heard on The Saturday Night Show George Clooney is going to be riding around Ireland on his motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.
    This dude?
    [Embedded Image Removed]:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I just heard on The Saturday Night Show George Clooney is going to be riding around Ireland on his motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    Oh my Jaysus that is incredible, unbelievable, incroyable as they say in Paris........somebody actually watches the Saturday Night Show :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,790 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    I just heard on The Saturday Night Show George Clooney is going to be riding around Ireland . I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    fixed that for ya, wipe the drool off yer face lady.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭VivGrise


    que scene like the Eoin McLove epsiode out of Father ted


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    I just heard on The Saturday Night Show George Clooney is going to be riding around Ireland on his motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    Hope you build it to Fritzl specifications. I never want to see the guy again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Lock him up in the Clooney bin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭xxtattyberxx


    George Clooney in leathers riding around Ireland... All my xmas's coming at once!! Best news EVER. I shall sleep a happy lady tonight. Thanks for sharing the juicy news Leathal Lady


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    I'll do you a favour and help guard it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Be careful girls. His new girlfriend is an ex wrestler.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    So what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    i heard george clooney has genital warts ladies so i would'nt get excited


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    I just heard on The Saturday Night Show George Clooney is going to be riding around Ireland on his motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    God, women of Ireland are only just beginning to normalise after the effects of the visit from the last international hunk, Obama.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭The Assistinator


    Be careful girls. His new girlfriend is an ex wrestler.
    nah dont worry she never was any good :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    P4DDY2K11 wrote: »
    i heard george clooney has genital warts ladies so i would'nt get excited

    meh....everyone has their flaws:p
    And are you suggesting that we are getting excited cause we think we have a chance??
    Guy candy on a bike is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Jessica Alba is going to be riding around Ireland on a motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    Now, why does that sound creepy when I say it. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    But isn't he gay tho ladies? :confused:

    He'd just be sobbing and pleading to be let go as you rode up and down on his viagra-pole all night long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    Nevore wrote: »
    Jessica Alba is going to be riding around Ireland on a motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon, with lots of lotions and baskets.

    Now, why does that sound creepy when I say it. :(

    Fyp;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Nevore wrote: »
    Jessica Alba is going to be riding around Ireland on a motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    Now, why does that sound creepy when I say it. :(

    Doesn't sound creepy to me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭drumlover22


    ejmaztec wrote: »

    He has a lovely pair on him :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Nevore wrote: »
    Jessica Alba is going to be riding around Ireland on a motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    Now, why does that sound creepy when I say it. :(

    That bike looks pretty fast. Don't think you'd be able to catch her.

    http://sharenxs.com/thumbnails/sf/caba/ba/a-/aj/bi/nxs-jessica_alba_014_122_511lo.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    ejmaztec wrote: »

    Ah come on now thats just taken at a bad angle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭The Assistinator


    He has a lovely pair in him :pac:
    fyp:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Nevore wrote: »
    Jessica Alba is going to be riding around Ireland on a motorbike next year. I already started to prepare the dungeon.

    Now, why does that sound creepy when I say it. :(

    A woman's dungeon is gonna be all pink with furry handcuffs. Lots of scatter cushions, that sort of thing
    Not like all the chains and whips in mine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭The Assistinator


    Nevore wrote: »
    he will need a good few rockets to get through ireland judging by the women on here;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    A woman's dungeon is gonna be all pink with furry handcuffs. Lots of scatter cushions, that sort of thing
    Not like all the chains and whips in mine

    How did you know I was actually thinking of going for a hello kitty theme.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 239 ✭✭Woofstuff


    kfallon wrote: »
    Oh my Jaysus that is incredible, unbelievable, incroyable as they say in Paris........somebody actually watches the Saturday Night Show :p

    its better than the late late with that ejit thats on it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Awesome im sexually aroused and im not even into dudes:)


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