Attempted Murder She Wrote, starring Dana

ejmaztec · 19-10-2011 09:18PM

I wonder if anyone's ever tried to puncture in the head?

gurramok · 19-10-2011 09:28PM

She drives people around the bend with her religious tripe, just a blow in from America or should i say she should blow out!

maddragon · 19-10-2011 09:42PM

The AA man said he had never seen anything like it. Shur what would Alcoholics Anonymous know about tyres.

AnonoBoy · 19-10-2011 09:46PM

I'm a bit tyred of her myself ..... eh? eh? eh?

Ah forget it. :mad:

Poccington · 19-10-2011 09:52PM

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

By the way I don't get the vitriol levelled against Dana. Is it because she is religious?

It's because she's a ****ing eejit. A delusional one at that.

For Forks Sake · 19-10-2011 09:52PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I'm a bit tyred of her myself ..... eh? eh? eh?

Ah forget it. :mad:

These puns are wearing thin at this stage...

brownswiss · 19-10-2011 09:53PM

I hope she does not try to blame MMG.......BUT!! if it were him who would really blame him..........

ItsAWindUp · 19-10-2011 09:53PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I'm a bit tyred of her myself ..... eh? eh? eh?

Ah forget it. :mad:

I enjoyed that:)

AnonoBoy · 19-10-2011 09:57PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

These puns are wearing thin at this stage...

It is getting a bit much for fork's sake.

Johro · 19-10-2011 09:57PM

“When I looked at it, it was very scary to look at,” Ms Scallon said today.

Yeah, well... So are your posters.
http://twitpic.com/62ejzu

oppenheimer1 · 19-10-2011 09:58PM

Poccington wrote: »

It's because she's a ****ing eejit. A delusional one at that.

You call her an eejit and delusional. Can you care to back that up with examples?

For Forks Sake · 19-10-2011 10:00PM

Johro wrote: »

“When I looked at it, it was very scary to look at,” Ms Scallon said today.

Yeah, well... So are your posters.

Actually, I travel all over the country for work, and I haven't seen a single Norris or Dana poster anywhere.

RonMexico · 19-10-2011 10:03PM

She has the same crazed look in her eyes as Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman

Johro · 19-10-2011 10:07PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Actually, I travel all over the country for work, and I haven't seen a single Norris or Dana poster anywhere.

Edited my post and fixed that.;)
Dana doesn't need posters to be scary though, she only has to open her mouth.

wonderfulname · 19-10-2011 10:12PM

DarkJager wrote: »

Seems like another patethic attempt to get a sympathy vote. Pictures of the tyre are on breakingnews.ie:

http://breakingnews.ie/ireland/gardai-investigate-tyre-slash-claims-after-danas-car-swerves-to-avoid-truck-524981.html

Now take a look at that. A number of holes around the tire itself which makes this story stink even more of a load of self planned bull****.

1) ANY driver would immediately notice something wrong with his steering response with a tire like that. Immediately, not half way down a motorway.

2) There is no chance the tire would have lasted 2 minutes down a road with damage like that. Not to mention they got into the car and drove away and Dana had enough time to fall asleep. There is simply no way (unless you are both blind and deaf and an utterly **** driver) that you would not notice it even 2 minutes into driving.

I think it's another attempt by this person to try and inject some support in to her campaign which has been stone dead from the moment she put her name forward. Please **** off back in to obscurity you patethic waster and in future just don't run for these elections. We don't want to see or hear about you.

Its a blown out tyre, not a slow puncture, so nobody would have been driving any distance with any damage, and as dramatic as the thing looks there is nothing about it that suggests foul play (not even by her), yeah it's a bit out of the ordinary, but so is the amount of driving those tyres have been taking for what they are - google "blown out tyre", you'll see a lot of similar images. Yes she's milking the situation but there is nothing to suggest she or anyone else intentionally creating the situation, I mean given the odds of getting it right it just makes no sense.

That woman is such a bloody nut, and the AA really needs to make a statement about the competency of their employees before the guards get there first.

gbee · 19-10-2011 10:15PM

The picture of the tyre shows typical run flat damage. As I mentioned earlier, at that post I had not seen the tyre.

These are not puncture marks, if these are the eluded to 15 punctures.

gbee · 19-10-2011 10:19PM

wonderfulname wrote: »

That woman is such a bloody nut, and the AA really needs to make a statement about the competency of their employees before the guards get there first.

I think this is a very serious and sustainable request. The AA person who sensationally reported not seeing anything like it, has to be lying or was never trained ~ I used to supply similarly damaged tyres to my local AA office for use in training ~ I was not otherwise involved in the training.

Jesus Wept · 19-10-2011 10:22PM

It's wheelie hard to believe.

...wheelie

talkinyite · 19-10-2011 10:24PM

I heard she battered martin mcguinness?

Cicero · 19-10-2011 10:25PM

Poor thing...she must feel so deflated...:o

Howjoe1 · 19-10-2011 10:27PM

this has all the hall marks of the Real IRA. seeing she was polling a massive 2% in the opinion polls, martin tried to have her taken out:D

good lord, what next from the attention seeking whore.

Johro · 19-10-2011 10:35PM

It was God's will.

D1stant · 19-10-2011 10:49PM

MMG has to be up front about his involvement in violence

I dont care about the IRA stuff but if he admits responsibility for trying to bump off Dana he's got my vote

The_Kew_Tour · 19-10-2011 10:50PM

It's a pity nobody in Irish Politics tells the truth...EVER

Fluorescence · 19-10-2011 10:51PM

D1stant wrote: »

I dont care about the IRA stuff but if he admits responsibility for trying to bump off Dana he's got my vote

:pac: Dana's hardly a threat to his campaign, why would he bother? :pac: :pac:

punk77 · 19-10-2011 10:52PM

It's very hard to change the habit of a lifetime.

YouTookMyName · 19-10-2011 10:53PM

Gardai have confirmed Martin McGuinness not involved in letting air of out of Dana's tyres. In a press statement today, they said "We've watched him for years: he only ever blows things up"