Attempted Murder She Wrote, starring Dana

GavRedKing · 19-10-2011 02:10PM

Tin foil hats for some, minitaure Irish Flags for all.

RachaelVO · 19-10-2011 02:11PM

Yeah, that's believable considering she's not remotely delusional or anything!

I calls attention seeking :pac:

Morlar · 19-10-2011 02:12PM

Something has happened, in the motorcade route.

SleepAtNight · 19-10-2011 02:12PM

foxyboxer wrote: »

Why would someone try to kill the candidate least likely to get the gig???

A crazed fan of the All-Ireland talent show not wanting to let go?

Snakeblood · 19-10-2011 02:13PM

Plazaman wrote: »

STORY

I always thought that the key to a good Presidential assassination was to wait until they were elected ???

My car tyre burst 3 weeks ago too whilst driving so I could be targeted too :eek: (OK it was because I ran over a lump of metal but still.....)

I would find the concept of skulduggery easier to accept if she weren't riding high on 2% of the vote. I'm not sure what the point of eliminating her from the race would be.

Sooopie · 19-10-2011 02:15PM

i think we should invest in a bullet proof pope-mobile for her

Kojak · 19-10-2011 02:16PM

staker wrote: »

Anyone else smell onions anytime they read her real name?

No, but I hear "All kinds of everything" everytime that one is mentioned. :mad::mad:

c_man · 19-10-2011 02:16PM

If it was Norris, there would be no question over this. AH would have already decided upon the Daily Mail's hand in the attempt.

Saila · 19-10-2011 02:16PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Personally, i reckon she lives in her own universe and the evidence i offer is that she feels that she is enough of a threat to others interests that she is worth killing

this ^

Penn · 19-10-2011 02:24PM

Police have released a sketch of the suspect seen escaping from the scene

granturismo · 19-10-2011 02:24PM

SleepAtNight wrote: »

A crazed fan of the All-Ireland talent show not wanting to let go?

A disappointed Celebrity bainisteoir fan?

19-10-2011 02:26PM

I never start a journey without saying a little prayer

didn't work too well did it, maybe you should stop

mikemac · 19-10-2011 02:28PM

If she has faith and prays before journeys which is she saying it was down to luck?

ejmaztec · 19-10-2011 02:29PM

Penn wrote: »

Police have released a sketch of the suspect seen escaping from the scene

Saint Michelin, the patron saint of blow-outs.

Lando Griffin · 19-10-2011 02:33PM

The AA man has an explanation for it....

“The AA man really examined the tyre and said he had never seen anything like it. He said ‘I’m not an expert but it looks like it has been interfered with.
There’s no explanation for it’.”

Maximum 40 Characters · 19-10-2011 02:43PM

Two lads in the car and they still call out the A.A to change a tyre.

I'm no voting for someone who surrounds themselves with such a bunch of jessies

nozzferrahhtoo · 19-10-2011 02:46PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

“When I looked at it, it was very scary to look at,” Ms Scallon said today. “I think we are all very lucky to be here today. I never start a journey without saying a little prayer and I think we are all very lucky. As far as I’m concerned it was a very lucky escape.”

It is funny how these god bashers never stop and say "Hang on... maybe god did it and god wants me dead or out of the race!".

For some reason god always seems to be their best supporter and wants the same things they want... so the idea god might have reached down and messed with their tyre never occurs.

jtown · 19-10-2011 02:47PM

Maximum 40 Characters wrote: »

Two lads in the car and they still call out the A.A to change a tyre.

I'm no voting for someone who surrounds themselves with such a bunch of jessies

VERY TRUE!!

wildefalcon · 19-10-2011 02:51PM

Awww. Stop making fun of the mad woman. Leave her alone, she's harmless.

mcnutt · 19-10-2011 02:57PM

http://news.eircom.net/breakingnews/19997342/

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The campaign car, a Peugeot 508 emblazoned with Dana posters, had been parked outside the Landmark Hotel in Carrick-on-Shannon, Co Leitrim, for several hours earlier in the day. It has 20,000 miles on the clock.

It had 20,000 on the clock...........
did they look at their tyres?

I had worked changing tyres for many years and new cars have tubeless tyres. THE REASON, tubeless tyres don't blowout.
This all sounds like another poor me story.
I know what caused this............ ALL KINDS OF EVERYTHING

Biggins · 19-10-2011 03:00PM

Sooopie wrote: »

i think we should invest in a bullet proof pope-mobile for her

I don't think we should be spending a ruddy cent on her!

Scuid Mhór · 19-10-2011 03:00PM

foxyboxer wrote: »

Why would someone try to kill the candidate least likely to get the gig???

what does the presidential election have to do with this???

orourkeda · 19-10-2011 03:03PM

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

what does the presidential election have to do with this???

She is a part of the campaign.

Sir Oxman · 19-10-2011 03:05PM

Great thread title OP!

foxyboxer · 19-10-2011 03:05PM

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

what does the presidential election have to do with this???

It happened while campaigning for President.

AeoNGriM · 19-10-2011 03:05PM

She's a fcuking gobsh!te. She threatened to pull out of the presidential race over the negative press she's received - since nobody fcuking wants you here in the first place, how the hell is this any sort of a threat you stupid, fcuking cnut?

Now fcukoff back to relative obscurity, there's a good girl.

Plazaman · 19-10-2011 03:31PM

Ms Scallon, whilst escaping serious injury due to wearing her protective helmet, did however require two stitches to her lower lip as she was licking condensation off the passenger window at the time.

Disclaimer: Quote and scenario may be fabricated but is listed in posters mind as plausible.

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smash · 19-10-2011 03:50PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

is Dana simply playing a card to try and swing a few more votes and generate some interest?

She's simply being a retard, it comes naturally to her!

StephenHendry · 19-10-2011 04:05PM

poor dana, felt sorry for her during the primetime debate when miriam kept asking her what those revelations were involving one of her family, now this !! the last time she went for president i don't remember as much mudslinging

smash · 19-10-2011 04:08PM

I honestly can't listen to the women she grates on my nerves so much. Is it just me that thinks the whole softly spoken, vulnerable person approach is very annoying and definitely not something I want in a president.

Attempted Murder She Wrote, starring Dana

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