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Attempted Murder She Wrote, starring Dana

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Tin foil hats for some, minitaure Irish Flags for all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Yeah, that's believable considering she's not remotely delusional or anything!

    I calls attention seeking :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Something has happened, in the motorcade route.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭SleepAtNight


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Why would someone try to kill the candidate least likely to get the gig???

    A crazed fan of the All-Ireland talent show not wanting to let go?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Plazaman wrote: »
    STORY



    I always thought that the key to a good Presidential assassination was to wait until they were elected ???

    My car tyre burst 3 weeks ago too whilst driving so I could be targeted too :eek: (OK it was because I ran over a lump of metal but still.....)

    I would find the concept of skulduggery easier to accept if she weren't riding high on 2% of the vote. I'm not sure what the point of eliminating her from the race would be.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Sooopie


    i think we should invest in a bullet proof pope-mobile for her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    staker wrote: »
    Anyone else smell onions anytime they read her real name?

    No, but I hear "All kinds of everything" everytime that one is mentioned. :mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    If it was Norris, there would be no question over this. AH would have already decided upon the Daily Mail's hand in the attempt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Personally, i reckon she lives in her own universe and the evidence i offer is that she feels that she is enough of a threat to others interests that she is worth killing

    this ^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,861 ✭✭✭✭Penn




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,001 ✭✭✭granturismo


    A crazed fan of the All-Ireland talent show not wanting to let go?

    A disappointed Celebrity bainisteoir fan?


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Malakai Helpless Hobo


    I never start a journey without saying a little prayer
    didn't work too well did it, maybe you should stop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    If she has faith and prays before journeys which is she saying it was down to luck? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Penn wrote: »


    Saint Michelin, the patron saint of blow-outs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    The AA man has an explanation for it....
    “The AA man really examined the tyre and said he had never seen anything like it. He said ‘I’m not an expert but it looks like it has been interfered with.
    There’s no explanation for it’.”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭Maximum 40 Characters


    Two lads in the car and they still call out the A.A to change a tyre.

    I'm no voting for someone who surrounds themselves with such a bunch of jessies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,369 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    “When I looked at it, it was very scary to look at,” Ms Scallon said today. “I think we are all very lucky to be here today. I never start a journey without saying a little prayer and I think we are all very lucky. As far as I’m concerned it was a very lucky escape.”

    It is funny how these god bashers never stop and say "Hang on... maybe god did it and god wants me dead or out of the race!".

    For some reason god always seems to be their best supporter and wants the same things they want... so the idea god might have reached down and messed with their tyre never occurs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭jtown


    Two lads in the car and they still call out the A.A to change a tyre.

    I'm no voting for someone who surrounds themselves with such a bunch of jessies


    VERY TRUE!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭wildefalcon


    Awww. Stop making fun of the mad woman. Leave her alone, she's harmless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 mcnutt


    http://news.eircom.net/breakingnews/19997342/

    quote
    The campaign car, a Peugeot 508 emblazoned with Dana posters, had been parked outside the Landmark Hotel in Carrick-on-Shannon, Co Leitrim, for several hours earlier in the day. It has 20,000 miles on the clock.


    It had 20,000 on the clock...........
    did they look at their tyres?

    I had worked changing tyres for many years and new cars have tubeless tyres. THE REASON, tubeless tyres don't blowout.
    This all sounds like another poor me story.
    I know what caused this............ ALL KINDS OF EVERYTHING


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Sooopie wrote: »
    i think we should invest in a bullet proof pope-mobile for her

    I don't think we should be spending a ruddy cent on her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Why would someone try to kill the candidate least likely to get the gig???

    what does the presidential election have to do with this???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    what does the presidential election have to do with this???

    She is a part of the campaign.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Great thread title OP! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    what does the presidential election have to do with this???

    :confused:

    It happened while campaigning for President.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    She's a fcuking gobsh!te. She threatened to pull out of the presidential race over the negative press she's received - since nobody fcuking wants you here in the first place, how the hell is this any sort of a threat you stupid, fcuking cnut?

    Now fcukoff back to relative obscurity, there's a good girl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Ms Scallon, whilst escaping serious injury due to wearing her protective helmet, did however require two stitches to her lower lip as she was licking condensation off the passenger window at the time.

    Disclaimer: Quote and scenario may be fabricated but is listed in posters mind as plausible.


    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    is Dana simply playing a card to try and swing a few more votes and generate some interest?

    She's simply being a retard, it comes naturally to her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭StephenHendry


    poor dana, felt sorry for her during the primetime debate when miriam kept asking her what those revelations were involving one of her family, now this !! the last time she went for president i don't remember as much mudslinging


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I honestly can't listen to the women she grates on my nerves so much. Is it just me that thinks the whole softly spoken, vulnerable person approach is very annoying and definitely not something I want in a president.


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