Audi A5 vs Baby

Mr Keek · 14-10-2011 08:14PM #1

Was in work today and one of the lads brought in his new car, an Audi A5, so a few of us went out for a look, we were about 2 mins late signing and we got a small bit of grief from our ATL's.

Later on tht day, one of the girls brought her new baby in for a visit and half the floor took off for 15 mins, ATL's included. The office is 80% female......and nothing was said! How's tht fair!!

Not being sexist, just bothered me tht we got grief.

The baby was a cute little fella...and I'm a little jealous, what a car!

Dudess · 14-10-2011 08:16PM

No wonder. The guy who owns the Audi didn't have to squeeze it out of his hole. :mad:

Seriously OP, I agree it's not fair that you guys got grief, but the above is probably where the mindset comes from...

stupidusername · 14-10-2011 08:17PM

****in sexism plain and simple.

squod · 14-10-2011 08:17PM

Mr Keek wrote: »

Was in work today and one of the lads brought in his new car, an Audi A5, so a few of us went out for a look, we were about 2 mins late signing and we got a small bit of grief from our ATL's.

Later on tht day, one of the girls brought her new baby in for a visit and half the floor took off for 15 mins, ATL's included. The office is 80% female......and nothing was said! How's tht fair!!

Not being sexist, just bothered me tht we got grief.

The baby was a cute little fella...and I'm a little jealous, what a car!

Put the AC up to hot. Glue it shut. Sit back.......

Professey Chin · 14-10-2011 08:17PM

Fcukin hate babies being brought into the office and the resounding oooooo's and awwwwww's.
Its not a fcuking creche and nobody cares you crapped* out a person! :mad:

*Figure of speech.I knows biology things

hondasam · 14-10-2011 08:19PM

Mega Chin wrote: »

Fcukin hate babies being brought into the office and the resounding oooooo's and awwwwww's.
Its not a fcuking creche and nobody cares you crapped* out a person! :mad:

*Figure of speech.I knows biology things

That is funny

I agree 100% with ya. keep your babies to yourself.
I want a ride in that Audi.

Agricola · 14-10-2011 08:19PM

For God sake OP, they were going out to see a newborn child. A human being which has recently been brought into the world. Not a fecking heap of German metal.......

Im with you though, gimme the Audi anyday.

Chuck Stone · 14-10-2011 08:20PM

Aw. I thought it was going to be about a baby driving an A5.

opinion guy · 14-10-2011 08:21PM

What the feck is an ATL ??

I didn't know anachronisms could give out to you

PucaMama · 14-10-2011 08:22PM

Agricola wrote: »

For God sake OP, they were going out to see a newborn child. A human being which has recently been brought into the world. Not a fecking heap of German metal.......

i would agree with this. are you realy that jelous?;)

sdanseo · 14-10-2011 08:22PM

Am I the only one who was expecting details of a tragic and gruesome car accident?

At least despite the OP's complaint this is a slightly less depressing topic

Sonics2k · 14-10-2011 08:23PM

hondasam wrote: »

I want a ride in that Audi.

teeheeheheheheheheehhee

stupidusername · 14-10-2011 08:23PM

I was expecting an OP with an ultimatum coming from his wife. because they could only afford one

Where To · 14-10-2011 08:24PM

Is it a boy or a girl?

Agricola · 14-10-2011 08:26PM

PucaMama wrote: »

i would agree with this. are you realy that jelous?;)

Of a fella with a new Audi A5? - fúckin bet I am!

starbelgrade · 14-10-2011 08:27PM

Audi drivers are usually ****.

I'm not surprised the baby got more interest.

The King of Moo · 14-10-2011 08:27PM

Damn it, I was expecting a story about a baby who managed to lift an Audi to rescue someone, or throw it at a supervillain.

I guess I'll just have to keep waiting for a superhero to appear

.

--Kaiser-- · 14-10-2011 08:28PM

Mega Chin wrote: »

Fcukin hate babies being brought into the office and the resounding oooooo's and awwwwww's.
Its not a fcuking creche and nobody cares you crapped* out a person! :mad:

*Figure of speech.I knows biology things

They drive me demented, all the squealing and gurgling from grown women.
And the comments
"He's so small, look at his little hands"

Of course he's small and got little hands, he's a ****ing baby!

And don't ask me if you think he's gorgeous, all babies look like Winston Churchill mated with a potato

hondasam · 14-10-2011 08:28PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Audi drivers are usually ****.

I'm not that bad star :mad::p

phasers · 14-10-2011 08:29PM

reminds me of when the single teenage mothers would bring their spawn to school to show off, nothing would be done all day. But when I bring in my flourescent pink magic 8 ball shaped like Jesus I get given out to... Where's the justice?

MagicMarker · 14-10-2011 08:29PM

sdeire wrote: »

Am I the only one who was expecting details of a tragic and gruesome car accident?

At least despite the OP's complaint this is a slightly less depressing topic

I was expecting a moral dilemma of choosing between having a baby or buying a new A5.

starbelgrade · 14-10-2011 08:29PM

hondasam wrote: »

I'm not that bad star :mad::p

You're probably one of the nice ones. You know, the ones who are good enough to sell you drugs.

Son Of A Vidic · 14-10-2011 08:31PM

First of all, I wouldn't shít on a A5.

Secondly, I can't understand some woman who do this. What the Fu©k do they want? A medal? It's a child not a trophy ffs. Oh and by the way, 100's of million of women have had children long before you so get over yourself.

Oh in case the above is misinterpreted? I have no problem admitting women's superiority to men, I tell my wife that quite regularly. Especially when she rests her latex boots upon thine chest.

4leto · 14-10-2011 08:32PM

LOL
I would have chowed your asses for leaving the office to look at the car, the car will still be there after working hours and you could have had a look in your own time.

But the baby you cant leave that in the car park till after work, so sorry I am on the side of the girl with the sprog.

Wetai · 14-10-2011 08:33PM

I thought it was going to be a baby fighting a car.

The King of Moo wrote: »

Damn it, I was expecting a story about a baby who managed to lift an Audi to rescue someone, or throw it at a supervillain.

MagicMarker wrote: »

I was expecting a moral dilemma of choosing between having a baby or buying a new A5.

Mr Keek · 14-10-2011 08:33PM

opinion guy wrote: »

What the feck is an ATL ??

I didn't know anachronisms could give out to you

Assistant Team Leader's, the people who go around when you are texting or if you are 16 secs late! Like those kids in school who were 'Class Captain' and went on power trips when they had to mind the class when the teacher was away.

Was nothing we got thick over, we were just having a laugh during our afternoon smoke about it!

hondasam · 14-10-2011 08:33PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

You're probably one of the nice ones. You know, the ones who are good enough to sell you drugs.

I let other cars out in traffic, I warn drivers if there is speed checks, go safe vans.
The drug selling is a nixer I do at the weekend while delivering pizza.

sdanseo · 14-10-2011 08:34PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

I was expecting a moral dilemma of choosing between having a baby or buying a new A5.

Pretty sure that with some careful negotiation with some unscrupulous gangsters you could sell a baby for more than the value of an A5. Just saying like. :cool:

starbelgrade · 14-10-2011 08:35PM

hondasam wrote: »

I let other cars out in traffic, I warn drivers if there is speed checks, go safe vans.
The drug selling is a nixer I do at the weekend while delivering pizza.

Delivering pizza, drugs, warning others of speed traps.

You is zee nicest driver evvah!

4leto · 14-10-2011 08:35PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

First of all, I wouldn't shít on a A5.

Secondly, I can't understand some woman who do this. What the Fu©k do they want? A medal? It's a child not a trophy ffs. Oh and by the way, 100's of million of women have had children long before you so get over yourself.

Oh in case the above is misinterpreted? I have no problem admitting women's superiority to men, I tell my wife that quite regularly. Especially when she rests her latex boots upon thine chest.

Yes but this individual hasn't had 100s of millions of babies, nothing wrong with a woman feeling proud of her new baby, as a matter of fact that's a good thing.

MistyCheese · 14-10-2011 08:37PM

LiamN wrote: »

I thought it was going to be a baby fighting a car.

I did too.

So disappointing.

In the words of Joseph Decreux: Disregard human younglings. Acquire German automobiles.

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