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Raging Bull Empties Pub In Cavan

  • 11-10-2011 04:50PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭


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    Drinkers relaxing in a pub in the Irish Republic were shocked when a bull decided to join them.


    The bull wrecked furniture and buttled holes into the walls with its horns
    The incident happened on market day in the town of Kinscourt, County Cavan.
    "The bull managed to escape from the farmers' cattle market," the landlord of the Porter House pub Cyril Rafferty told Sky News Online.

    Pub landlord Cyril Rafferty outside the Porter House
    "It came down the back alleyway into the delivery area and managed to get into the pub.
    "It was a shock to all of us!"
    One person who was smoking outside was chased back into the pub by the anxious animal.

    Astonished locals made a run for it when the bull appeared
    Its bulky frame meant it created havoc, wrecking furniture and butting holes with its horns in the walls.
    Luckily no-one was hurt.
    "It's turned into a bit of a joke now," Mr Rafferty said. "It wasn't at the time!"

    Only in Cavan!

    I'm bulling I missed it. At least they got their delivery of red bull..

    *gets coat


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Well I thought it was a good film.
































    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Drink its a terrible thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    He was charging too much in fairness.:pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Sykk wrote: »
    Source



    Only in Cavan!

    I'm bulling I missed it. At least they got their delivery of red bull..

    *gets coat

    Red bull gives you wiiiiiings!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Herd about that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    This is why they should keep them cow things out of Dublin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Bullshit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,646 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    It's bullocks that people were having a nice quiet drink down the local, and had their evenings ruined by this. The owner should take better precautions for future attacks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    hahahah i know him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    A Cavan man is so tight he would never leave the pub after buying a pint, bull or no bull

    I call shenanigans on the article for that reason


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Oh those crazy Irish, whatever will they do next?!?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Go on Bull! Tis your land!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Someone referred to his partner as a big fat Heffer and he went balistic.

    (Christ that's bad)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    All pathetic responses so far. You should all be ashamed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,876 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    mconigol wrote: »
    All pathetic responses so far. You should all be ashamed.

    Agreed, completely unacceptabull


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    ewes are milking this story!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Anyway I always thought bulls only run around in China shops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Hang on folks! It wasn't that McCabe fellow? Has that entered anyone's field of thought?

    Italics for those who don't enjoy a few late afternoon Red Bulls :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    Any one else think the pub owner looked like Cletus Spukler from the Simpsons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    I heard his missus was calfing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    i hope cyril gave him a large smirnoff and red bull on the rocks and a few beef sanwiches to go with it he was only bullin for a drink


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    It's hard to bullieve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    A bull walks into a bar!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    doovdela wrote: »
    A bull walks into a bar!?




    Deja moo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Its bulky frame meant it created havoc, wrecking furniture and butting holes with its horns in the walls.
    Luckily no-one was hurt.

    Where's the beef


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Wonder was he any relation of this lad's...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭teacherspet


    Anybody got a link ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    The chef then came out and said who ordered there steak rare:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    I herd there was a horny fecker created havoc in a pub in cavan, the moody bullocks.



    Really "milking" these cow related jokes to no end. I'll calf to go now, people will be getting bull thick with me at the "low" standards on a AH thread.



    * gets coat and wellies...."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭noxqs




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