What stores does Ireland need?

Alter-Ego · 11-10-2011 11:27AM

Asda and Wetherspoons.

foxyboxer · 11-10-2011 11:28AM

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Asda and Wetherspoons.

Ireland already has them. Oop North though.

foxyboxer · 11-10-2011 11:31AM

The Complaint Shop.

Pay €5 for 10 minutes. or €10 for 20 minutes.

Someone will sit, listen and nod in agreement as you spout off about, the banks, immigants, bertie, jedward, religions etc etc.

Alter-Ego · 11-10-2011 11:38AM

foxyboxer wrote: »

The Complaint Shop.

Pay €5 for 10 minutes. or €10 for 20 minutes.

Someone will sit, listen and nod in agreement as you spout off about, the banks, immigants, bertie, jedward, religions etc etc.

Are you familiar with liveline at all? :pac:

foxyboxer · 11-10-2011 11:41AM

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Are you familiar with liveline at all? :pac:

Prefer the personal one-to-one rant meself.

barrmur · 11-10-2011 11:41AM

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Are you familiar with liveline at all? :pac:

Talk to JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

Fratton Fred · 11-10-2011 11:43AM

JD weatherspoons for the cheap beer and Spearmint Rhino for the cheap boobies.

syklops · 11-10-2011 11:46AM

I was in Las Vegas a few weeks ago, it was basically Bray on smack. A couple of super casinos might help sort out some of our mess.

Where as in Vegas, most of the city is roofed to protect the consumer from the heat, we could roof most of Bray to protect from the rain. We set up some strip clubs and some casinos, and some pawn shops so people can sell their possessions to keep on playing.

To make it even more authentic we could import some Mexicans to hand out the fliers for the hookers.

Duke Leonal Felmet · 11-10-2011 11:48AM

Kasabian wrote: »

A Mortgage Store

Functional banks

And somewhere to store all the bodies.

Ah, I knew it wouldn't take long...

cgarrad · 11-10-2011 11:52AM

Proper computer shop like Scan or Aria.

Scan

Aria

Wertz · 11-10-2011 11:57AM

FEBO

Don't know if it'd catch on here but handy as hell, and eliminates the "Dya want froies with da?"...would probably need to alter some of the recipes for Irish tastes though.

Dotrel · 11-10-2011 12:00PM

We need more Mom & Pop stores. I'm tired of having to go abroad whenever I want to buy some elderly parents. :mad:

problemchimp · 11-10-2011 12:00PM

Wertz wrote: »

FEBO

Don't know if it'd catch on here but handy as hell, and eliminates the "Dya want froies with da?"...would probably need to alter some of the recipes for Irish tastes though.

Especially when stoned, you don't have to deal with people. The best market research ever undertaken by anybody to put FEBO's in Amsterdam.

cgarrad · 11-10-2011 12:02PM

Wertz wrote: »

FEBO

Don't know if it'd catch on here but handy as hell, and eliminates the "Dya want froies with da?"...would probably need to alter some of the recipes for Irish tastes though.

There was one (or a copy) at the Moore st entrance of the Ilac just inside the door.

Fratton Fred · 11-10-2011 12:04PM

syklops wrote: »

I was in Las Vegas a few weeks ago, it was basically Bray on smack. A couple of super casinos might help sort out some of our mess.

Where as in Vegas, most of the city is roofed to protect the consumer from the heat, we could roof most of Bray to protect from the rain. We set up some strip clubs and some casinos, and some pawn shops so people can sell their possessions to keep on playing.

To make it even more authentic we could import some Mexicans to hand out the fliers for the hookers.

Bray hookers.

Classy.

11-10-2011 12:10PM

haha im loving this thread now so does anyone think we need more stores like walmart in ireland i think that would be awesome

AeoNGriM · 11-10-2011 12:19PM

neilthefunkeone wrote: »

Id second a Taco Bell.. 99c tacos.. Hmmmmmmmmm

Adjusted to 5 euro, ex VAT.

Dem 1/2 pound Bean Burrito's are feckin savage tho, I hafta admit. Nothin like one of these with a crunchy taco after a few smokes.

aligator_am · 11-10-2011 12:25PM

I remember a few years back both Dunkin' Doughnuts and 7 eleven had stores here, not sure why they shut down, any one else remember these?

Orando Broom · 11-10-2011 12:35PM

Walmart to drive the prices down?

Also a Guitar Center. Chape guitars.

problemchimp · 11-10-2011 01:07PM

tnynll wrote: »

haha im loving this thread now so does anyone think we need more stores like walmart in ireland i think that would be awesome

As soon as you say "Walmart" and "awesome" in the same sentence I shiver and pray to God Walmart never comes here!

WIZE · 11-10-2011 01:16PM

More Iceland shops .

Wertz · 11-10-2011 01:23PM

cgarrad wrote: »

There was one (or a copy) at the Moore st entrance of the Ilac just inside the door.

Oh really? How did that work out?
I guess the concept would be fairly alien here and would need a steady flow of passers-by to stay profitable...probably more suited to train/bus stations here instead of the usual chocolate or crisp machines...

foxyboxer · 11-10-2011 01:25PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Bray hookers.

Classy.

One would say "Brassy" too. Hmmph.

foxyboxer · 11-10-2011 01:26PM

aligator_am wrote: »

I remember a few years back both Dunkin' Doughnuts and 7 eleven had stores here, not sure why they shut down, any one else remember these?

There was a Dunkin D's in the Garage on the Western Road by UCC. Loooooong time ago now. Circa 1998.