How Would You Feel If Your Child Was Black?

Not The Real Scarecrow · 09-10-2011 04:53AM

I'd call it Houdini..... if it escaped from the black sack it was in and emerged from the river alive.

CoolHat · 09-10-2011 05:02AM

Its the classic story isnt it :P
White couple, black baby.

I know this is only a "what if" thread op :P But I have to be honest, if I gave a white girl a baby and that baby was black. I'd walk and never look back. It wouldnt be no biological quirk :P (what 000.01% chance? :pac: )

But imagine it :P
You love a girl, she says shes pregnant and you're going to be a daddy. 9 months later a black baby comes out? It would be enough for any man to hate women afterwards.

maygitchell · 09-10-2011 05:17AM

I have a black wife

Therefore I would be unsurprised

Sungodbr · 09-10-2011 07:06AM

Not a possibility, Id never be with a northsider anyways.....

Mickey H · 09-10-2011 08:41AM

I'd feel the same way I always feel anything - with my hands. :cool:

Pherekydes · 09-10-2011 09:07AM

All Black? That would be great.

iPlop · 09-10-2011 09:21AM

Reminds me of a couple on holidays this year, their son was chinese and they were Irish, nothing unusual there maybe they adopted. One night we were having a few drinks when the childs father told me that "seeing his son being born was the greatest day of his life"

His missus said she has been working for a chinese for the last few years. I think the poor fella ignored the fact his kid was chinese or blocked it out of his mind. Either way it wasn't his.

tfitzgerald · 09-10-2011 09:30AM

It would make colors day at school easy

phill106 · 09-10-2011 09:30AM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Reminds me of a couple on holidays this year, their son was chinese and they were Irish, nothing unusual there maybe they adopted. One night we were having a few drinks when the childs father told me that "seeing his son being born was the greatest day of his life"

His missus said she has been working for a chinese for the last few years. I think the poor fella ignored the fact his kid was chinese or blocked it out of his mind. Either way it wasn't his.

Looks like she got the cream of sumyungui as a Chinese takeaway!

IvyTheTerrible · 09-10-2011 09:53AM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Reminds me of a couple on holidays this year, their son was chinese and they were Irish, nothing unusual there maybe they adopted. One night we were having a few drinks when the childs father told me that "seeing his son being born was the greatest day of his life"

His missus said she has been working for a chinese for the last few years. I think the poor fella ignored the fact his kid was chinese or blocked it out of his mind. Either way it wasn't his.

He more than likely knows and accepts the child as his own. I know a family in that situation (but easier in that the child is the same ethnicity as the parents). From day one the husband knew the child wasn't his but he said he loved his wife, wanted to stay with her and bring up the child as his own.

iPlop · 09-10-2011 10:09AM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

He more than likely knows and accepts the child as his own. I know a family in that situation (but easier in that the child is the same ethnicity as the parents). From day one the husband knew the child wasn't his but he said he loved his wife, wanted to stay with her and bring up the child as his own.

I couldn't do it, I could never love someone else's child as my own, especially if it was because my wife was cheating. Id probably hate the child, so the only path forward would be to dump the wife.

orourkeda · 09-10-2011 10:15AM

Pherekydes wrote: »

All Black? That would be great.

Its hardly going to be half black is it

Pherekydes · 09-10-2011 10:18AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Its hardly going to be half black is it

Maybe it was a reference to the All Blacks; maybe it was about a child who 'tans' easily: white during the winter, very dark, relatively speaking, during the summer. (Though not this summer, obviously)

suicide_circus · 09-10-2011 10:27AM

Are we talkin will smith black or wesley snipes black?

Son Of A Vidic · 09-10-2011 10:38AM

Since you mentioned the gay child thread OP, you could try this. I suspect it might not work in this instance however.

El Weirdo · 09-10-2011 10:42AM

Denny M wrote: »

Yeah, but hair colour is considerably different to skin colour.

Now a ginger black child, that'd be something.

Tucker Fast Firefighter wrote: »

That would be spectacular. Probably a God in some cultures

Malcolm X and Redhead Kingpin, to name but two.

EGAR · 09-10-2011 11:21AM

Jaysus, the amount of stereotype sh*te in this thread is astounding.

09-10-2011 11:27AM

I'd feel gutted at how much I'd end up spending on this stuff.
http://www.yumtrade.biz/images/A3_PersonalCare/personal_care_A30022_e.jpg

cowzerp · 09-10-2011 11:35AM

Denny M wrote: »

Yeah, but hair colour is considerably different to skin colour.

Now a ginger black child, that'd be something.

Wes brown is black with red Afro!

parker kent · 09-10-2011 11:38AM

Somebody was watching this last night :pac:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0964586/

Based on the true story of a black girl who was born to two white Afrikaner parents in South Africa during the apartheid era.

IcedOut · 09-10-2011 11:48AM

I would be very proud because he would get gold in the Olympics for 100m sprint, become a famous rapper and he would be good at basketball and play in the NBA

ejmaztec · 09-10-2011 11:50AM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Are we talkin will smith black or wesley snipes black?

I dunno, it seems to be a bit of a grey area.

phasers · 09-10-2011 11:53AM

I'd run out and buy it a saxophone and a packet of smokes

Biggins · 09-10-2011 11:54AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

...So, how would you feel if your child was black?

I'd wash him!
Anyone recommend a good soap?

Serious answer: Its my child - I'd love him/her equally - why not?

efb · 09-10-2011 11:57AM

OMG I would totes ring Madge and be 'Got me one too, girlfriend'!

WinstonOno · 09-10-2011 12:50PM

id buy him a bass guitar and make him learn 'the boys are back in town'

CrazyRabbit · 09-10-2011 02:35PM

I've always thought that one of my siblings wasn't my fathers child. I think it's Susann, but I guess it also could be Jing Lu.

Eric Cartman · 09-10-2011 02:38PM

id love it , just wait until hes 16 then start using him as my body guard , would be savage , we could go to KFC together and listen to rap music in the car