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Dublin Bike right in the stomach!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    Dublin bike....thought for a sec Twink gave you a dig in the stomach!

    Is this the gap you were trying to "squeeze through" OP??

    Yeah that was the exact place.

    He used the words squeeze through. He was walking the bike at the time but here was still ample room. He had to step into me to get me with the bike.

    I was at the lamp side, I had passed the lamp and I had my back pushed against the lamp with the force of the bike.

    I only said I'd call the cops after he threatened to call them and report me for "squeezing through a gap". I was just turning it around on him more of a threat to get him to calm down and apologise.

    There was no calming him down though, even when the garda arrived he was still going balloobas.

    I know, sounds mental, but if I didn't hold onto bike he would have just gone away. In the moment I felt like a dick just letting him walk away with no apology after jamming bike into me and then shouting abuse.

    You know yourself, you'll always have people bumping into you by mistake but this guy really shoved it into me. It was just nuts, he was so angry.

    Cars were beeping away as they passed, must have looked pretty funny in fairness. Like we were fighting for possesion of worst bike ever.

    "You take it"

    "No you take it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭rolexeagle1


    he shouldnt have been on the footpath with a bike, w***er IMO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Triangla wrote: »
    I know, sounds mental, but if I didn't hold onto bike he would have just gone away.
    Oh no, he would have gone away. :confused:

    Seriously, yes it does sound mental. You should have spotted pretty much immediately that he's just a looper and you were wasting your energy trying to get an apology from him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    seamus wrote: »
    Oh no, he would have gone away. :confused:

    Seriously, yes it does sound mental. You should have spotted pretty much immediately that he's just a looper and you were wasting your energy trying to get an apology from him.
    Yeah you're right there.


  • Posts: 758 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    seamus wrote: »
    Sounds like you both have mental issues tbh. You held onto the bike and were going to ring the Gardai? :confused:

    He was assaulted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    He was assaulted.

    Yes he was. I find it slightly unusual that the two of them were involved in a weird tug of war for five minutes however.

    I'd let the looper on his merry way. If he was going to that with the handlebars, imagine what he might do with the pump.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    He was assaulted.
    By a looper. Waste of time trying to reason with loopers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    seamus wrote: »
    By a looper. Waste of time trying to reason with loopers.

    Try going around the houses?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    you should have followed him
    and struck him down with great vengeance and furious anger in a quiet spot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭StephenHendry


    cyclists can do what they like, not just ramming into people on foothpaths but trying to knock down pedestrians as they walk across the zebra crossing after going through yet another set of red lights. oh and btw there aren't enough cycle lanes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Basically some guy hit you. Assault. And the guard had no problem with that!?!

    And to clarify I'm not the sort of person that starts screaming assault if someone touches my shoulder.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The man had METAL issues

    *Metal riff*


    \m/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    Feisar wrote: »
    Basically some guy hit you. Assault. And the guard had no problem with that!?!

    And to clarify I'm not the sort of person that starts screaming assault if someone touches my shoulder.

    I told garda that he did it and the guy said he did it because I was trying "to squeeze through" - so he admitted it in front of garda.

    Garda asked did anyone else see it, I said no. He said then it's a civil matter and we'd have to settle this in court and asked could we just sort this out now with apologies.

    It think he was trying to diffuse it basically.

    We both said fine then he refused to apologise and said it was my fault he did it as I shouldn't have tried to walk through (between lamp and wall) at the same time as him.

    The guy just walked away shouting and the garda let him. I was eager to just return to normal morning so was cool about that.

    Garda just said the guy had mental issues and introduced himself and told me the department he worked in and asked me where I was from. I think just some casual chat to see that I was ok before going away.

    He was blocking traffic because of where he parked up next to us and was getting dogs abuse from passing cars so I'd say he was anxious to get on. He could see I wasn't injured or emotional so I think he handled it well. Very calm and cool but kept giving the bike guy opportunities to relax and move on.

    He didn't relax, just moved on.

    I got an email an hour ago from a guy I used to work with saying wtf as he saw it on his way to work.

    Edit: And I'd be the same about assault. It took a few seconds for me to think to myself - that guy just stabbed me with his bike! I actually turned around and asked him did he just hit me with his bike on purpose, my tone would have been one of incredulity. It was surreal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    He shouldn't have been on the path, especially around that area at rush hour. Full of people.


    Not to generalise but I've heard that the blue bike users are a tad less bike confident and even manage to annoy other "bike owning" cyclists a lot during the day.

    If he wasn't confident enough to cycle through that junction at rush hour he should be on his feet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    wild_cat wrote: »
    He shouldn't have been on the path, especially around that area at rush hour. Full of people.


    Not to generalise but I've heard that the blue bike users are a tad less bike confident and even manage to annoy other "bike owning" cyclists a lot during the day.

    If he wasn't confident enough to cycle through that junction at rush hour he should be on his feet.

    He was walking his bike on the path at the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Triangla wrote: »
    He was walking his bike on the path at the time.

    Oh right.

    Then this is just ridiculous. I don't call the cops every time I get hit with a pram.


    Or the time a woman made my hand bleed walking along with her keys in her hand along dame st. I didn't call the cops but she's lucky I didn't deck her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,924 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    wild_cat wrote: »
    Oh right.

    Then this is just ridiculous. I don't call the cops every time I get hit with a pram.


    Or the time a woman made my hand bleed walking along with her keys in her hand along dame st. I didn't call the cops but she's lucky I didn't deck her.

    There's a difference between someone accidentally hitting you with a pram/with their keys and doing it on purpose to make a point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    Yeah but this guy rammed me with force into a lamp pole with his bike because he felt I was wrong to walk there at the same time.

    That's another bag of spiders altogether.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭StephenHendry


    Triangla wrote: »
    Yeah but this guy rammed me with force into a lamp pole with his bike because he felt I was wrong to walk there at the same time.

    That's another bag of spiders altogether.

    i'd say he was a headcase judging by what he did to you, you were lucky he didnt stab when you stopped him. you were right to do so.some cyclists think they are a law unto themselves. i used to cycle to work but had a few near misses which could have meant serious injury etc. so i decided not to bother with it anymore. cycling in countries like holland etc. is better as all road users including cyclists respect each other


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    o1s1n wrote: »
    There's a difference between someone accidentally hitting you with a pram/with their keys and doing it on purpose to make a point.

    I've been hit with a pram before as a way of moving me out of the way which I classify as the same. I take it the OP was injured in some way to?

    Can you not just call each other pricks and walk off? How much did the tantrum this morning on both your sides cost the state like?

    All this thread is going to do is facilitate cyclist bashing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    i'd say he was a headcase judging by what he did to you, you were lucky he didnt stab when you stopped him. you were right to do so.some cyclists think they are a law unto themselves. i used to cycle to work but had a few near misses which could have meant serious injury etc. so i decided not to bother with it anymore. cycling in countries like holland etc. is better as all road users including cyclists respect each other

    and some people are just mental, even people who ride horses and elephants and who just........... walk..or hop,
    but ESPECIALLY hoppers

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    wild_cat wrote: »
    I've been hit with a pram before as a way of moving me out of the way which I classify as the same. I take it the OP was injured in some way to?

    Can you not just call each other pricks and walk off? How much did the tantrum this morning on both your sides cost the state like?

    All this thread is going to do is facilitate cyclist bashing.

    I'm an avid cyclist, not cyclist bashing at all and to be honest I couldn't care less if a cyclist cycles on same path as I'm walking.

    I started thread to detail my surreal experience with a nutter on the way to work this morning and asked how everyone else's morning was.

    Nothing more, nothing less.

    About classifying it to you being hit with a pram as a way of moving you out of the way - I wasn't in this guy's way at all. That was the weird part, he actually had to go out of his way while walking a bike a get me with it.

    It's not a big deal I know that, I'm just saying it's nuts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    wild_cat wrote:
    All this thread is going to do is facilitate cyclist bashing.

    well it is friday afterall :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Watch out, there's a 'hard man' about!

    3 minutes.

    The bat-signal must be playing up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    I see you are still clocking up an enormous amount of posts with silly little comments.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I have no idea what's going on in this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I see you are still clocking up an enormous amount of posts with silly little comments.

    I see your ma is boiling her jocks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    smash wrote: »
    What's the difference between a Dublin bike and a regular bike?

    They are like Dublin cars. Hog the road (or in this case footpath) and don't let anyone else any room!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    stovelid wrote: »
    I see your ma is boiling her jocks?

    :rolleyes:

    Very mature, how old are you again, forty odd?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Pyr0 wrote: »
    I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

    Seems a bully female collides with a more determined walking cyclist and lost?

    When it comes to walking on pavements, some people haven't a clue and no manners doesn't help.


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