Can Spiders Swim

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:03PM

herosa wrote: »

No. Its the mouse,the whole mouse and nothing but the mouse or the deals off Im afraid.

Next offer? No time wasters please.Im trying to run a swimming class here.

And how is that class progressing?

cocoshovel · 01-10-2011 11:03PM

They curl up in this little waterproof ball! and then crawl back up the toilet, I know Ive seen it many times

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:06PM

Aw nooooo he has drowned..and I only turned my back on him for a minute.I know,I know its my own fault.I ignored all the warnings about never leaving little spiders unattended. My God..how am I going to live with the guilt?

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:09PM

herosa wrote: »

Aw nooooo he has drowned..and I only turned my back on him for a minute.I know,I know its my own fault.I ignored all the warnings about never leaving little spiders unattended. My God..how am I going to live with the guilt?

Oh dear, surely that warrants an investigation of some sort?

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:14PM

No.Dont report me to social workers.They will take all my other spiders off me. Im usually a good and responsible spider owner. I promise!

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:17PM

herosa wrote: »

No.Dont report me to social workers.They will take all my other spiders off me. Im usually a good and responsible spider owner. I promise!

And how many 'incidents' have there been with other spiders in your care?

x in the city · 01-10-2011 11:19PM

Neadine wrote: »

Can spiders swim?
What happens when you wash them down the plug hole? Have washed a few HUGE ones over the past few days, or is it just the same one being washed over and over)

they have sat nav like turtles and can make their way into various body orifices as you sleep also.

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:22PM

Um..well there was this one time I spent a bit too long on the phone to my friend and when I went up to the bathroom the spider had this strange blue colour around his lips..but look it was nothing a bit of cpr didnt sort out and hes fine today. Thats it ...except for..no thats it!

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:23PM

x in the city wrote: »

they have sat nav like turtles and can make their way into various body orifices as you sleep also.

Turtles have satnav.?What like Garmin? Do they have to download map updates and things?

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:25PM

herosa wrote: »

Turtles have satnav.?What like Garmin? Do they have to download map updates and things?

Turtle strike me as being TomTom people

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:27PM

Tom Tom the turtle. If I ever get a turtle I will name him that in your honour.

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:28PM

herosa wrote: »

Tom Tom the turtle. If I ever get a turtle I will name him that in your honour.

Awww, shux, that is sooo sweet.

Is getting a Turtle on your 'to-do list'?

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:29PM

x in the city wrote: »

they have sat nav like turtles and can make their way into various body orifices as you sleep also.

I'm pretty sure I have swallowed a few spiders in my sleep.

Soby · 01-10-2011 11:30PM

Say their a bit like moths.They need a ladder.Hmm maybe someone could invent a spider version of mosses ladder :P

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:31PM

Is that on my to do list?

Well my support group told me to start with a plant and if I can keep that alive then Im ready to move on to a turtle.Then and ONLY then can I consider a real relationship.

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:32PM

Soby wrote: »

Say their a bit like moths.They need a ladder.Hmm maybe someone could invent a spider version of mosses ladder :P

What do moths need a ladder for??

Neadine · 01-10-2011 11:33PM

herosa wrote: »

Is that on my to do list?

Well my support group told me to start with a plant and if I can keep that alive then Im ready to move on to a turtle.Then and ONLY then can I consider a real relationship.

So brave

x in the city · 01-10-2011 11:39PM

herosa wrote: »

Turtles have satnav.?What like Garmin? Do they have to download map updates and things?

google ..

The Gnome · 01-10-2011 11:40PM

Can spiders swim?

Yes, they can. They can also dive, watch some sexy ladies explain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zvA8Ak7hY

x in the city · 01-10-2011 11:40PM

Neadine wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I have swallowed a few spiders in my sleep.

everyone has, no biggie.;)

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:42PM

The Gnome wrote: »

Can spiders swim?

Yes, they can. They can also dive, watch some sexy ladies explain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zvA8Ak7hY

Did they have to do the PADI course first?

The Gnome · 01-10-2011 11:46PM

herosa wrote: »

Did they have to do the PADI course first?

I'm sure they have all the appropriate licencing from the PADS.

herosa · 01-10-2011 11:50PM

The Gnome wrote: »

I'm sure they have all the appropriate licencing from the PADS.

Thats ok then I dont want any more nasty accidents. One dead spider is bad enough.

holystungun9 · 02-10-2011 08:35AM

Matthew23 wrote: »

i used to put spiders in jars of water wen i was a kid to kill them but they usualy kept alive with a big air bubble they rapped around themselves somehow so I had to start putting them in paint instead.

Cheers for that idea. Now I now what I'll have the kids doing in art class this week!....."now dip your spider in the paint and then leave him walk on your page kids...........now take another spider and repeat with a different colour........no Johnny not in the glue, in the paint". (Johnny's a dumbass).

shrubs · 02-10-2011 08:57AM

I had a prime example of a spider to test out the swimming theory but i chickened out when I saw the size of him! This bastard was so big that I heard his footsteps on the carpet! It was a battle of wits but my boot finally won the fight....I'm now waiting for one of his sons to find me and avenge his father's death...maybe I can drown him....

jimmyw · 02-10-2011 02:19PM

Matthew23 wrote: »

i used to put spiders in jars of water wen i was a kid to kill them but they usualy kept alive with a big air bubble they rapped around themselves somehow so I had to start putting them in paint instead.

If you leave them there long enough, then they will die slooowwly, and starve to death;)

The Gnome wrote: »

Can spiders swim?

Yes, they can. They can also dive, watch some sexy ladies explain!

I am feeling a different kind of vibration too now:pac:

Micky Dolenz · 02-10-2011 02:27PM

Ruu wrote: »

They can climb back up. It is after your children.

A friend of a friend of mine had a spider nest in their hair for ages, true story.

k.p.h · 02-10-2011 02:35PM

It's a known fact that all spiders do is wait until you are asleep and then climb into your ear and lay their eggs in your brain, and then when the little ones hatch they feast on the goo inside.

Well thats what I tell the missus anyway

HUNK · 02-10-2011 02:47PM

Poor spiders. Forever misunderstood...

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/2dr1/#by=sp

revell · 02-10-2011 03:01PM

The Gnome wrote: »

Can spiders swim?

Yes, they can. They can also dive, watch some sexy ladies explain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zvA8Ak7hY

beautiful Turkish woman;)

Can Spiders Swim

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