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Is it possible to eat your own head?

  • 30-09-2011 09:23PM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭


    Well, is it? And if so, how would one do it?


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  • #2
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Dandruff?


  • #3
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    The great mystery of our time. extendible jaw I say!


  • #4
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Remove a few ribs, like that Prince guy.


  • #5
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Eat while giving or receiving head


  • #6
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    you stand on a chair


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  • #7
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Iris Ugly Shirt wrote: »
    I heard Prince had a couple of ribs removed so he could do it.


    Too slow sucka :P


  • #8
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    What is this I don't even...


  • #9
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Google 'self suck' OP.:pac:


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Remove a few ribs, like that Prince guy.

    Wasnt that Jimmy Somerville


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How did I not predict this turning into a thread about self-felatio?


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  • #12
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    *sigh*

    can't we have ONE thread in here that isn't filled with filth! :mad:

    :pac:


  • #13
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Too slow sucka :P

    I was too busy blowing myself to react.


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Deleted User wrote: »
    How did I not predict this turning into a thread about self-felatio?

    I believe the correct term is auto fellatio


  • #15
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Iris Ugly Shirt wrote: »
    I was too busy blowing myself to react.


    Really?, I thought you were more of a wanker.


  • #16
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Deleted User wrote: »
    How did I not predict this turning into a thread about self-felatio?

    It sucks alright, but surely you knew it could only head one way?


  • #17
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    With a spoon.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I believe the correct term is auto fellatio

    Whatever you do, don't look up autofellatio on Wikipedia.


  • #19
    Tandey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭Tandey


    Look at it in the mirror and proceed to eat the glass.


  • #20
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,090 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    has after hours turned into the cuckoo's nest?


  • #21
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee




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  • #22
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,090 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't look up autofellatio on Wikipedia.

    :mad: fcuk sake why did you have to say dont look it up on wiki. Bloody dont press the red button syndrome!!!:mad:


  • #23
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I find some AH threads hard to swallow.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    questionmark? wrote: »
    :mad: fcuk sake why did you have to say dont look it up on wiki. Bloody dont press the red button syndrome!!!:mad:

    I did warn you.


  • #25
    Mr. Rager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    This thread..it's just...it's just...splendid


  • #26
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Yes it is indeed!.
    First off........self decapitate head.
    Slow cook over 24 hours,in a pot of vegetable stock.
    Place cooked head on plate along with some fava beans.
    Alongside ,place a glass of a nice chianti.
    Commence eating of head................Doh!


    Eh...........damn,that was a waste of 24 hours.


  • #27
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't look up autofellatio on Wikipedia.

    Some people have all the luck


  • #28
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't look up autofellatio on Wikipedia.

    Looking at that picture, it's probably not worth the discomfort of the position you have to get yourself in first.


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Looking at that picture, it's probably not worth the discomfort of the position you have to get yourself in first.

    A hand and a cucumber will get the same result


  • #30
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    orourkeda wrote: »
    A hand and a cucumber will get the same result

    :confused:

    Use MS paint to explain this one pls.......


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  • #31
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Looking at that picture, it's probably not worth the discomfort of the position you have to get yourself in first.

    yeah that's what i said. it looks horrendous, doesn't it?


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