Friend of a friend stories

Tayla · 30-09-2011 06:50PM #1

We've all heard them, those stories that happened to a friend of a friend...............

Yesterday I was talking to my mother in law who told me a story about a friend of hers who had a baby, she was asleep in bed one night after breastfeeding her baby and (apparently) she woke up and there was a rat trying to suck on her boob :eek:

Anyone else ever hear any out-there stories that you don't know whether to believe or not...?

Cill Dara Abu · 30-09-2011 06:50PM

I have no friends

DEFTLEFTHAND · 30-09-2011 07:00PM

Its just a phrase invented to give you free reign to tell someone a Bullsh1t story.

cassid · 30-09-2011 07:10PM

Her breast might have stayed out of her top and her other half might might have tried it on, she might have called him many names, the mildest being rat. Either that the rat had been watching her and the baby latching on very closely ( would have to very close to observe the technique) and decided to help himself one night. Funny story but absolutely ridiculous, thank goodness never happended when I was breastfeeding my children

Eroticfishcake · 30-09-2011 07:16PM

My friends friend is a Nigerian prince. Its definitely true. Anyway all you have to do is forward on your bank account details and he will let you share in the wealth.

PM me for details

whatdoicare · 30-09-2011 07:25PM

My Aunt often tells me stories about her friend or friend of a friend.....then you see the exact story she told on coronation street later that week!:rolleyes:

mikemac · 30-09-2011 07:33PM

Met an itinerant girl out one night and went home with her

"None of your fancy stuff, horse it in boss"

Ditch · 30-09-2011 07:37PM

Vaginal Worms. Ever so much as mention 'Friend of a friend' stories to me and I remember the classic " Vaginal Worms " one.

mikemac · 30-09-2011 07:40PM

But Slimfast contains worms doesn't it.
You have the shake and then the worms eat you from inside but it's all safe

Friend of a friend make a shake once, forgot about it and came back a few hours later and saw worms in the glass

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 30-09-2011 07:45PM

I actually use the old "friend of a friend" thing a lot of the time when I'm telling funny stories I read on boards, I just don't want to have to go:

"Well I was reading this thread on boards..."

"A what on where?"

Then you try to explain what boards/the internet is to whoever it is you're telling the story to and you're met with blank looks and by the time you've finished you're not in the mood to tell it anymore so they can feck off.

rebel10 · 30-09-2011 07:54PM

Best one I have heard of was a friend of mine telling me that a friend of a friend had gone to Amsterdam for a hen. Had just broke up with her boyfriend, feeling kinda blue, ended up kissing a lovely Dutch boy in a club. He suggests going back to his, she says no, reluctantly, off she goes with her friends back to the hotel. A few weeks later she finds a weird rash all over her face. Not going away, so she decides to visit the doctor. The doctor, horrified, immediately said go straight to CUH to see specialist. The specialist, shocked, informs her that she has 'black lice' which can only got from being in direct contact with rotting corpses. Goes home and remembers the boy. Decides to get in contact with the gardai. They inform the Dutch. Interpol launch a search. Man is found and apartment is searched, five dead women discovered.
Now, I nearly vomited when I heard this story, she even told me the girls name and the town where she was from! I told a girl at work and she said she heard the same thing years ago about a girl from the north.
Still gross though. Puts me off kissing randomers!:p

Eroticfishcake · 30-09-2011 07:55PM

A friend of a friend was fapping in his bedroom to a bit of porn, had his headphones on and you will not believe this. When he finished there was a cup of tea that his mam had left on the bedside locker :rolleyes:

Micky Dolenz · 30-09-2011 07:58PM

Aka urban legends aka urban myths aka bullsh*t stories.

Did I ever tell you the time Bruce Springsteen took a photo of me and Bono?

mikemac · 30-09-2011 07:58PM

Friend of a friend on Bus Éireann leaving Limerick and they pass Bunratty Castle

The American tourist behind them was very impressed
"Oh so clever, they built the castle beside the freeway"

I've heard that story multiple times and also, impossible that anyone is that stupid

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Did I ever tell you the time Bruce Springsteen took a photo of me and Bono?

Were you in a restaurant and someone asked you to move and you were angry but eventually agreed.
And when you were leaving you discovered Bono paid your bill for the inconvenience?

Saila · 30-09-2011 07:59PM

usually a way of saying "I know the person the story is about but to save them and me Im going to remove him further by saying a friend of a friend so it harder for you to know who we are talking about"

MagicMarker · 30-09-2011 08:00PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I have no friends

Liar, my friend said you're a friend of a friend of his.

meditraitor · 30-09-2011 08:02PM

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

A friend of a friend was fapping in his bedroom to a bit of porn, had his headphones on and you will not believe this. When he finished there was a cup of tea that his mam had left on the bedside locker :rolleyes:

he's not from Balbriggan by any chance;)

DonalK1981 · 30-09-2011 08:04PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Aka urban legends aka urban myths aka bullsh*t stories.

Did I ever tell you the time Bruce Springsteen took a photo of me and Bono?

Pics or GTFO

Micky Dolenz · 30-09-2011 08:07PM

mikemac wrote: »

Were you in a restaurant and someone asked you to move and you were angry but eventually agreed.
And when you were leaving you discovered Bono paid your bill for the inconvenience?

Nah, they invited me to stay. We went for drinks, took loads of drugs and went to a Romanesque orgy. It was well class.

DonalK1981 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Home video do ya?

charlemont · 30-09-2011 08:10PM

All my friend of friend stories are true as I'v been friendly with some nutters over the years.

Ditch · 30-09-2011 08:17PM

rebel10 wrote: »

she has 'black lice' which can only got from being in direct contact with rotting corpses.

That's the one! See my " Vaginal Worms " post, above!

Brilliant how these concepts morph, while remaining true to the underlying 'moral' of the " IF "

Ms. Chanandler Bong · 30-09-2011 08:18PM

mikemac wrote: »

Friend of a friend on Bus Éireann leaving Limerick and they pass Bunratty Castle

The American tourist behind them was very impressed
"Oh so clever, they built the castle beside the freeway"

I've heard that story multiple times and also, impossible that anyone is that stupid

Friend of a friend works as security in Shannon Airport. At the height of foot & mouth crisis, everyone coming through arrivals had to line up & walk through one of the foot baths. Friend of friend is directing the passengers in a thick Limerick accent. American tourist in queue to her friend: "That must be Gaelic he's speaking"!!! :cool:
Have another story from him where an American tourist asked him where they could see lep-ree-shans (leprechauns):rolleyes:

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 30-09-2011 08:21PM

It seems to be remarkably common that people overhear Travellers saying 'Sure a course I love ya, doesn't I ride ya and buy ya chips!'

Welruc · 30-09-2011 08:24PM

rebel10 wrote: »

Best one I have heard of was a friend of mine telling me that a friend of a friend had gone to Amsterdam for a hen. Had just broke up with her boyfriend, feeling kinda blue, ended up kissing a lovely Dutch boy in a club. He suggests going back to his, she says no, reluctantly, off she goes with her friends back to the hotel. A few weeks later she finds a weird rash all over her face. Not going away, so she decides to visit the doctor. The doctor, horrified, immediately said go straight to CUH to see specialist. The specialist, shocked, informs her that she has 'black lice' which can only got from being in direct contact with rotting corpses. Goes home and remembers the boy. Decides to get in contact with the gardai. They inform the Dutch. Interpol launch a search. Man is found and apartment is searched, five dead women discovered.
Now, I nearly vomited when I heard this story, she even told me the girls name and the town where she was from! I told a girl at work and she said she heard the same thing years ago about a girl from the north.
Still gross though. Puts me off kissing randomers!:p

Oh my god i know that girl!!!!

Senna · 30-09-2011 08:32PM

I love hearing those "friend of friend" stories, especially when its something really stupid, but the person telling it believes it word for word.:D

Eroticfishcake · 30-09-2011 08:38PM

meditraitor wrote: »

he's not from Balbriggan by any chance;)

Of course he is...and from just about every other town in Ireland

amacachi · 30-09-2011 08:42PM

rebel10 wrote: »

Best one I have heard of was a friend of mine telling me that a friend of a friend had gone to Amsterdam for a hen. Had just broke up with her boyfriend, feeling kinda blue, ended up kissing a lovely Dutch boy in a club. He suggests going back to his, she says no, reluctantly, off she goes with her friends back to the hotel. A few weeks later she finds a weird rash all over her face. Not going away, so she decides to visit the doctor. The doctor, horrified, immediately said go straight to CUH to see specialist. The specialist, shocked, informs her that she has 'black lice' which can only got from being in direct contact with rotting corpses. Goes home and remembers the boy. Decides to get in contact with the gardai. They inform the Dutch. Interpol launch a search. Man is found and apartment is searched, five dead women discovered.
Now, I nearly vomited when I heard this story, she even told me the girls name and the town where she was from! I told a girl at work and she said she heard the same thing years ago about a girl from the north.
Still gross though. Puts me off kissing randomers!:p

I've heard the "lice or disease that starts on dead people one" with several endings, my favorite being that they traced it to a guy who worked in a mortuary. :pac:

mikemac · 30-09-2011 09:21PM

Friend of a friend was getting the Bus Éireann in Doughiska in Galway, home to many non-nationals in the city. Little Africa some say. Little Odessa is another name

A black lady left her buggy at the bus stop
The bus driver pointed this out but
"I don't care, sure the social welfare will buy me a new one"

Kidchameleon · 30-09-2011 09:24PM

Rat on the tit does happen I'm afraid.

Flincher · 30-09-2011 09:26PM

I think everyone knows somebody who met the taxi driver who was given an asylum seeker a lift. Now she had a kid and a big buggy with her. The driver spent about 10 minutes trying to fold the buggy into the car, but she said "don't worry about it, leave it there, they'll give me another one".

Flincher · 30-09-2011 09:27PM

mikemac wrote: »

Friend of a friend was getting the Bus Éireann in Doughiska in Galway, home to many non-nationals in the city. Little Africa some say. Little Odessa is another name

A black lady left her buggy at the bus stop
The bus driver pointed this out but
"I don't care, sure the social welfare will buy me a new one"

SNAP!!!!!!! well......kinda

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