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Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin

  • 25-09-2011 02:36PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.wafb.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft
    HAMILTON, OH (FOX19) -
    A Hamilton man has been arrested after being accused of engaging in sexual conduct with a pink blow up swimming pool raft.

    Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, is charged with one count of public indecency.

    Tobergta was arrested at his home early Sunday morning. According to the arrest report, Tobergta stole the raft and was observed by a neighbor engaging in sexual conduct with it.

    When the neighbor yelled at Tobergta, he stopped, pulled up his pants, and threw the raft over a fence.

    According to court records, he has four other public indecency charges in Hamilton Municipal Court and another in Butler County.

    In one public indecency case in 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

    Tobergta told police he was having sex with the raft because has a problem and needs help. He asked officers to not send him to prison, but he was taken to the Butler County Jail.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    It's not like he was hurting the raft.

    If he stole the raft then fair enough get him for theft, but that's it, right?

    It's like a blow-up doll but in the shape of a raft. He should have maybe done it indoors with the curtains closed though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    David Norris will get him off... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    This story has been blown up out of all proportion!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Sorry to be pedantic, but he was done for public indecency, not for having sex with a bit of rubber.

    Otherwsie, you could be done for having sex with a condom.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Would you still have to "rubber up"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,175 ✭✭✭cruizer101


    Whatever floats his boat sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Non story, Who doesn't like fcuking in the pool?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Non story, Who doesn't like fcuking in the pool?

    Michael Barrymore.


    (anymore)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    It's not like he was hurting the raft.

    [rabble rabble] If the raft was your daughter you wouldnt be saying that
    [/rabble rabble]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    [rabble rabble] If the raft was your daughter you wouldnt be saying that
    [/rabble rabble]


    And if it were a woman, instead of a conviction, there's be a movie made out of it. A sexy rubbery movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Non story, Who doesn't like fcuking in the pool?

    If you were a raft, and he jumped on your back - would you leave him there, or pull him off?... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Safe sex should not be sneered at....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    If you were a raft, and he jumped on your back - would you leave him there, or pull him off?... :p


    Don't would certainly deflate me :P.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Michael Barrymore.


    (anymore)

    Booooooooooooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If I were that guy I'd li-lo for a while before trying it again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Talk about Sticking your oar in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    He sounds incurable and is going to have a raft of charges against him in the future.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Whos worse the guy fúcking the raft or the guy watching him :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    David Norris will get him off... :p

    nah i heard the raft was over 15 years old not norrises scene


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    In flatable delicto


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Whos worse the guy fúcking the raft or the guy watching him :confused:

    The other guy was too tyred for a threesome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    The other guy was too tyred for a threesome.

    Perish the thought...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    A Hamilton man has been arrested after being accused of engaging in sexual conduct with a pink blow up swimming pool raft

    Can a Man not even have sex wih a raft now FFS

    I mean how do we know that the raft didnt lead him on :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I'm just thinking about those pumpkin seeds ! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Wertz wrote: »
    Perish the thought...


    The other guy did try to get hold of the raft later, but his friend wasn't willing to share, and looked him dead in the eye and said "Come any closer and I'll puncture in the face!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Sex with an inflatable object? Dangerous business.

    All it takes is one prick.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    well, not sure how to put this......let's just say I wouldn't feel comfortable casting the first stone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    How did he get in the valve?:confused: If he's looking for a BJ. he's doing it wrong.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    [rabble rabble] If the raft was your daughter you wouldnt be saying that
    [/rabble rabble]

    Agreed. I wouldn't want him anywhere near my little girl, or for that matter a small buoy.


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