Cat rolled over in Tesco carpark, Bray

CrazyRabbit · 23-09-2011 03:40PM

hondasam wrote: »

I killed a rabbit this morning, it ran in front of me. RIP baby rabbit.

That was my cousin. But he was a prick, so I forgive you.

Logical Fallacy · 23-09-2011 03:48PM

ahal wrote: »

Sometimes you just have to wonder ...

Coming out of Tesco's tonight in Bray I drive the 'long' way round the store, rather than exiting the way you're not supposed to like most (against incoming traffic) I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

What kind of stupid bastard manages this? It's supposed to be a 10kph limit ... people who do this should be pursued and put off the road. Anyone that thick shouldn't be driving a car. Sorry for the rant people, but it makes my blood boil. Whoever it was was probably so busy having a chat / sending a text that they never noticed ... or just drove over it out of sheer laziness.

Based off the evidence provide by the partly smooshed body of one dead cat you have managed to decide exactly what happened, who is the blame and why.

Fair play.

GavRedKing · 23-09-2011 03:55PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Based off the evidence provide by the partly smooshed body of one dead cat you have managed to decide exactly what happened, who is the blame and why.

Fair play.

Quick, get CSI in on the case. :cool:

elaverty · 23-09-2011 03:56PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Based off the evidence provide by the partly smooshed body of one dead cat you have managed to decide exactly what happened, who is the blame and why.

Fair play.

She did it her self,thats how she knows,,how else would she know the culprit was texting at the time......Only trying to pass the book and get some poor innocent person apprehended and locked up for Life,,,,,Couldnt be up to these murdererss...................

Plazaman · 23-09-2011 03:58PM

My first time on a quad bike, I was heading down a narrow lane and rounding a corner drove straight over a few baby ducklings following Mammy Duck. Oh the horror, and the quacks still haunt me to this day. I do enjoy the crispy duck pancakes in Chinese Restaurants however I always have to flip over the table afterwards, call the waiter a selfish bástard and storm out of the place. A free meal doesn't stop the nightmares though.

darkman2 · 23-09-2011 03:58PM

awwww poor cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

phill106 · 23-09-2011 04:09PM

Was this the cat?
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/09/12/glow-in-dark-cats-to-help-fight-aids/

super_furry · 23-09-2011 04:11PM

Would a cat roll be similar to a chicken roll?

Celly Smunt · 23-09-2011 04:23PM

it was only a cat.

Unique User Name · 23-09-2011 04:24PM

How do you know what happened? Perhaps there was another car behind the driver that hit the cat, so he had to run over it to prevent causing an accident. In that case, the driver had every right to do what he/she did.

MitchKoobski · 23-09-2011 04:26PM

It was a cat ffs, if an animal that agile couldn't dodge the wheel of a car then it only has itself to blame.

Mr Benevolent · 23-09-2011 04:27PM

Does anyone else think the OP talking about a car and just can't spell?

Mr. Presentable · 23-09-2011 04:33PM

It must be a time of year thing - had one try to get under my wheel last night and saw another try the same with two cars this lunchtime.

blackwhite · 23-09-2011 04:42PM

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

It must be a time of year thing - had one try to get under my wheel last night and saw another try the same with two cars this lunchtime.

A cyclist tried to do the same to the car in front of me at lunch time.
Strange how red lights seem to mean nothing to them.

ahal · 24-09-2011 05:49PM

hondasam wrote: »

We disappointed the OP.

Not at all. Just for giggles I looked at the rest of your posts, and they're all innane. It's a sure sign of someone running away from something (like clinical depression)

In general, judging by 90% of the posting times on here I'd have to wonder if anyone works? I'd like to help out by recommending the following links

http://www.findajob.ie/
http://www.monster.ie/
http://www.irishjobs.ie/

hondasam · 24-09-2011 05:56PM

ahal wrote: »

Not at all. Just for giggles I looked at the rest of your posts, and they're all innane. It's a sure sign of someone running away from something (like clinical depression)

In general, judging by 90% of the posting times on here I'd have to wonder if anyone works? I'd like to help out by recommending the following links

http://www.findajob.ie/
http://www.monster.ie/
http://www.irishjobs.ie/

Thanks for the diagnosis, often wondered what was wrong with me.
All that money spent on doctors and I could have asked you.
Is clinical depression bad?

I have a job but thanks anyway.

you looked at the rest of my posts, all of them.

Dudess · 24-09-2011 05:59PM

ahal wrote: »

Not at all. Just for giggles I looked at the rest of your posts, and they're all innane. It's a sure sign of someone running away from something (like clinical depression)

In general, judging by 90% of the posting times on here I'd have to wonder if anyone works? I'd like to help out by recommending the following links

http://www.findajob.ie/
http://www.monster.ie/
http://www.irishjobs.ie/

Aw... someone's upset because the drivel that is their posts on this thread was highlighted, so they resort to getting personal.

I'd like to recommend a link for you OP: http://kidshealth.org/kid/grow/

Daemos · 24-09-2011 05:59PM

You really don't get After Hours, do you OP?

You sound like Boris Johnson

3ndahalfof6 · 24-09-2011 06:06PM

I was driving out of tesco the other night (the 1 in Bray) when some stupid fooker let his/her cat of the leash, it proceeded to dart toward my direction, I was only doing 8 mph as its a 10 mph stretch,

now what happened next was pure crazy, a green rock fell out of the sky and smashed half of the cats face, the look on the face of the cat was one of pure surprise,

needless to say I did not get out of my car to see if it was OK because it started to glow green and I felt it was a UFO that had hit the cat, (radiation and all that stuff)

what sort of owner lets a cat off the leash in a big car park,
bastards.

4leto · 24-09-2011 06:07PM

ahal wrote: »

Sometimes you just have to wonder ...

Coming out of Tesco's tonight in Bray I drive the 'long' way round the store, rather than exiting the way you're not supposed to like most (against incoming traffic) I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

What kind of stupid bastard manages this? It's supposed to be a 10kph limit ... people who do this should be pursued and put off the road. Anyone that thick shouldn't be driving a car. Sorry for the rant people, but it makes my blood boil. Whoever it was was probably so busy having a chat / sending a text that they never noticed ... or just drove over it out of sheer laziness.

I feel the same way about people who somehow manage to crash on the M50 or any motorway.

Like all the traffic is going in the same direction.

Its the height of ignorance.

booboo88 · 24-09-2011 06:43PM

hondasam wrote: »

I killed a rabbit this morning, it ran in front of me. RIP baby rabbit.

I cant believe you killed bugs bunny

but meh, i hate cats

hondasam · 24-09-2011 06:53PM

booboo88 wrote: »

I cant believe you killed bugs bunny

but meh, i hate cats

Let's be clear here !! I did not kill him, he committed suicide.

booboo88 · 24-09-2011 06:57PM

hondasam wrote: »

Let's be clear here !! I did not kill him, he committed suicide.

you killed him, murderer:rolleyes:

have him for dinner did ya?:cool:

Mech1 · 24-09-2011 06:59PM

Pics or gtfo

hondasam · 24-09-2011 07:00PM

booboo88 wrote: »

you killed him, murderer:rolleyes:

have him for dinner did ya?:cool:

yes raw, something to do with the clinical depression I'm apparently suffering from.

booboo88 · 24-09-2011 07:02PM

hondasam wrote: »

yes raw, something to do with the clinical depression I'm apparently suffering from.

I hear getting your arms amputated helps with that.

discus · 24-09-2011 07:02PM

That was me OP

LOL

PK2008 · 24-09-2011 07:14PM

That may have been me OP, I was driving erratically at 50mph around Tesco Bray last night while speaking on my phone and browsing the net on my iPad when out of nowhere a small cute cat suddenly stopped paralysed by fear in my headlights as my engine roared and my car careered toward him......

I promptly stopped the car, parked safely, got out and punched the cats face in.

revell · 24-09-2011 07:29PM

it could be you

Saila · 24-09-2011 08:12PM

ahal wrote: »

It's a sure sign of someone running away from something (like clinical depression)

amateur, people with clinical depression cant run

Cat rolled over in Tesco carpark, Bray

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