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How old is the oldest virgin you know?

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  • #32
    Handy11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    What do I win?


  • #33
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,347 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    What age is Maddy ?? :pac:


  • #34
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    KTRIC wrote: »
    What age is Maddy ?? :pac:

    not cool...


  • #35
    Handy11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    IRISHSPORTSGUY wrote: »
    In fairness that depends on what condition the individual has.

    Yeah, and the fact that they can fly kind of mitigates their lack of "functionality".


  • #36
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,499 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Bird from work that I started going out with 2/3 years ago. Was 24 when we "did the deed." She'd lived at home for all of college, and never was in a relationship longer than a few weeks before that.

    She told me beforehand and it was a "Dear diary........ jackpot!" moment :cool:


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  • #37
    Blakely123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Blakely123


    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(


  • #38
    Toby Take a Bow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    Demonique wrote: »
    The word is disabled, not handicapped and disabled people are capable of having a shag

    I think you need to brush up on your terms. It's differently abled. I made this mistake recently. It's probably changed again in the time it took me to write this response.


  • #39
    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,609 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    Blakely123 wrote: »
    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(
    Ah so you're the guy who's just moved in. Keep the noise down the next night, please. And tell your friend she has a striking resemblance to Spock's wife from season 2, episode 15 of star trek.


  • #40
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I don't know. Other people's sex lives are none of my business and are of absolutely no interest to me, if someone is gay, straight, bisexual, slut, stud or virgin I don't really care and I don't know why anybody would be in the slightest bit interested in what another person does or doesn't do in the privacy of their bedroom.


  • #41
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Agreed Pompey.

    OP, are you what you and some others might consider a late bloomer yourself and looking for validation? Because that's what these threads usually scream of. Why would you care/want to know?

    Also, 23/24 "old" to be a virgin? Bless.


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  • #42
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    gavredking wrote: »
    32yr old female, hot body, face isnt too great. She hasnt had a BF and isnt to type to flirt and flaunt.

    BOBFOC. :cool:


  • #43
    Handy11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    Mickey H wrote: »
    BOBFOC. :cool:

    Far preferable to a girl with a lovely face, but a big auld hole on her.


  • #44
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,347 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    KTRIC wrote: »
    What age is Maddy ?? :pac:
    Remmy wrote: »
    not cool...


    Thats what she keeps telling me :pac:


  • #45
    revell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    Blakely123 wrote: »
    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(

    do you have a plan to have your house mates' virginty removed by your female friends in the next eight months? It sounds great fun. I would like to help if I am a female:p


  • #46
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Seymour Skinner, 44

    Skinner was lashing Edna K out of it!!!


  • #47
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,445 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    Guill wrote: »


    12. :cool:

    Ah, a Youghal-ie :)


  • #48
    revell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    Guill wrote: »

    12. :cool:

    Has your partner been released from the jail?:eek:


  • #49
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Handy11 wrote: »
    Far preferable to a girl with a lovely face, but a big auld hole on her.

    More cushion for the pushing?? :D


  • #50
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Skinner was lashing Edna K out of it!!!

    Indeed he was not. He never got past first base. Mind you that episode was years ago so maybe he's "delivered his payload" since then.


  • #51
    Blakely123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Blakely123


    ur missing my point. My point is that they are NOT doing anythin in d bedroom at all. I wish they were. They're gonna freak out anyone I bring home. I'm ragin!


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  • #52
    Blakely123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Blakely123


    irish_stevo815 wrote: »
    Ah so you're the guy who's just moved in. Keep the noise down the next night, please. And tell your friend she has a striking resemblance to Spock's wife from season 2, episode 15 of star trek.

    GEEK ALERT!!! I dontt even know who that is...ur an obvious sympathist. ha. :D


  • #53
    Blakely123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Blakely123


    revell wrote: »
    do you have a plan to have your house mates' virginty removed by your female friends in the next eight months? It sounds great fun. I would like to help if I am a female:p

    seriously??

    I'd actually love that. It would certainly be funny. are ya good lookin? (not that they'd be fussy i'm sure, but it'd be really funny)


  • #54
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    irish_stevo815 wrote: »
    Ah so you're the guy who's just moved in. Keep the noise down the next night, please. And tell your friend she has a striking resemblance to Spock's wife from season 2, episode 15 of star trek.

    Waaaaait a minute......Spocks wife isnt in that episode!!!!!
    .................I mean.......Yeah!


  • #55
    karl tyrrell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭karl tyrrell


    jedward


  • #56
    here.from.day.1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭here.from.day.1


    blackwhite wrote: »
    Bird from work that I started going out with 2/3 years ago. Was 24 when we "did the deed." She'd lived at home for all of college, and never was in a relationship longer than a few weeks before that.

    She told me beforehand and it was a "Dear diary........ jackpot!" moment :cool:

    Captain gullible is going to give us a lesson on being gullible.


  • #57
    reilig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    Mickey H wrote: »
    More cushion for the pushing?? :D

    Built for comfort, not speed!!


  • #58
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,444 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Blakely123 wrote: »
    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    be truthful now, you are the one of the phds students aren't you ;)


  • #59
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Hot girl, 33, very religious - nothing before marriage.


  • #60
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    Mega Chin wrote: »
    Waaaaait a minute......Spocks wife isnt in that episode!!!!!
    .................I mean.......Yeah!

    You're right... That's The trouble with Tribbles ep


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  • #61
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    The_Minister wrote: »
    Hot girl, 33, very religious - nothing before marriage.

    pics of gtfo!


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