Cat rolled over in Tesco carpark, Bray

ahal · 23-09-2011 01:27AM #1

Sometimes you just have to wonder ...

Coming out of Tesco's tonight in Bray I drive the 'long' way round the store, rather than exiting the way you're not supposed to like most (against incoming traffic) I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

What kind of stupid bastard manages this? It's supposed to be a 10kph limit ... people who do this should be pursued and put off the road. Anyone that thick shouldn't be driving a car. Sorry for the rant people, but it makes my blood boil. Whoever it was was probably so busy having a chat / sending a text that they never noticed ... or just drove over it out of sheer laziness.

longhalloween · 23-09-2011 01:29AM

Maybe the cat was just retarded and walked under the wheel.

ahal · 23-09-2011 01:30AM

longhalloween wrote: »

Maybe the cat was just retarded and walked under the wheel.

Hilarious

hondasam · 23-09-2011 01:31AM

I killed a rabbit this morning, it ran in front of me. RIP baby rabbit.

ronnie3585 · 23-09-2011 01:35AM

The title disappoints - I though the thread was going to be about some cat that was rolling around the carpark in Tesco.

ahal wrote: »

I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

Was he a radioactive cat?

What kind of stupid bastard manages this?

The cat should have been looking where he was going in fairness.

longhalloween · 23-09-2011 01:36AM

ahal wrote: »

Hilarious

Thanks!

ahal · 23-09-2011 01:37AM

It's okay folks, heard about AH before ... lot's of pi55taking. Whether you love or hate animals, I don't know if any of you guys have kids but if they get rolled over by someone not paying attention you might have something to think about. Perhaps that'd mean they're stupid / retarded too?

meglome · 23-09-2011 01:37AM

ahal wrote: »

Sometimes you just have to wonder ...

Coming out of Tesco's tonight in Bray I drive the 'long' way round the store, rather than exiting the way you're not supposed to like most (against incoming traffic) I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

What kind of stupid bastard manages this? It's supposed to be a 10kph limit ... people who do this should be pursued and put off the road. Anyone that thick shouldn't be driving a car. Sorry for the rant people, but it makes my blood boil. Whoever it was was probably so busy having a chat / sending a text that they never noticed ... or just drove over it out of sheer laziness.

Run over it again, then take it home, put it on the mantelpiece and proclaim it as your roadkill of the week.

longhalloween · 23-09-2011 01:38AM

meglome wrote: »

Run over it again, then take it home, put it on the mantelpiece and proclaim it as your roadkill of the week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

ahal wrote: »

Perhaps that'd mean they're stupid / retarded too?

Probably. Survival of the fittest really...

Saila · 23-09-2011 01:38AM

I bet it was black

"cause me bad luck will ya!"

*squish*

mikemac · 23-09-2011 01:39AM

Thread disappoints

I think this would be a Caterpillar tractor that rolled over in the car park

Savage machines I tell ya

ahal · 23-09-2011 01:40AM

Other than mikemac's post which is actually funny, I would have to say night night kids.

hondasam · 23-09-2011 01:43AM

We disappointed the OP.

Saila · 23-09-2011 01:44AM

hondasam wrote: »

We disappointed the OP.

ok then..

rest in pieces

hondasam · 23-09-2011 01:45AM

Saila wrote: »

ok then..

rest in pieces

Amen to the cat, thought they had nine lives? he must be very unlucky.

Dotrel · 23-09-2011 01:45AM

ahal wrote: »

Sometimes you just have to wonder ...

Coming out of Tesco's tonight in Bray I drive the 'long' way round the store, rather than exiting the way you're not supposed to like most (against incoming traffic) I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

What kind of stupid bastard manages this? It's supposed to be a 10kph limit ... people who do this should be pursued and put off the road. Anyone that thick shouldn't be driving a car. Sorry for the rant people, but it makes my blood boil. Whoever it was was probably so busy having a chat / sending a text that they never noticed ... or just drove over it out of sheer laziness.

I love that your rant doesn't seem to display any remorse for the dead cat. It seems to be entirely concerned with proper road etiquette. You'd probably ring the RSA rather than an ambulance if you saw a body lying on the motorway?

alwaysadub · 23-09-2011 01:46AM

ahal wrote: »

It's okay folks, heard about AH before ... lot's of pi55taking. Whether you love or hate animals, I don't know if any of you guys have kids but if they get rolled over by someone not paying attention you might have something to think about. Perhaps that'd mean they're stupid / retarded too?

Yeah cos your kid getting run over is the exact same as a strange cat getting run over...

hondasam · 23-09-2011 01:49AM

ahal wrote: »

It's okay folks, heard about AH before ... lot's of pi55taking. Whether you love or hate animals, I don't know if any of you guys have kids but if they get rolled over by someone not paying attention you might have something to think about. Perhaps that'd mean they're stupid / retarded too?

you are comparing a cat to a child, how silly is that.
The cat probably ran in front of the car and the driver did not see it on time.
A child would be a lot bigger. Don't be so sensitive.

ejmaztec · 23-09-2011 01:50AM

Perhaps the cat was worried about negative equity and threw itself under a car.:(

Pretty_Pistol · 23-09-2011 01:54AM

alwaysadub wrote: »

Yeah cos your kid getting run over is the exact same as a strange cat getting run over...

Some kids deserve to be run over.

R.I.P Kitty

Sharpshooter · 23-09-2011 01:55AM

ahal wrote: »

Coming out of Tesco's tonight in Bray, I see something glowing green in the middle of the road ... turns out to be a cat, with half it's face rolled over.

Cats Eyes are everywhere on the roads, thank god!:D

Poor kitty..

ardinn · 23-09-2011 02:01AM

Brum, BRUM BRUM - SQUISH MEOWWWW

Ditch · 23-09-2011 02:09AM

longhalloween wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

Sweet jesus! The guy in that advert was way more dead than any of the animals he'd stuffed! :eek:

OP; Call the council. Tell them one of the pair of cats eyes at Tosco are fucked. They're sure to send a team of men round ~ to stand and look down at it for a day. While one pokes it with a shovel

You Tube it!

Saila · 23-09-2011 02:11AM

wont someone please think of the children kittens

LETHAL LADY · 23-09-2011 02:15AM

I was in Bray once it just smelled of Biddy from Glenroe.

LH Pathe · 23-09-2011 02:18AM

What can I tell you but moggies have a propensity to play chicken with cars. Sure mine was left with his brain rattled and tongue permanently hanging out. and cross eyed.. And green, and glowing, all that stuff

Yakult · 23-09-2011 02:19AM

He had a fine 9 lives god bless him.

LETHAL LADY · 23-09-2011 02:22AM

Well if only Miley had been there who knows what the outcome would have been.

Yitzhak Rabin · 23-09-2011 02:28AM

Why was it glowing green?

Maybe it was a zombie cat. Whoever rolled over it probably prevented a full blown zombie epidemic.

The Zombie Survival forum people must be raging.

LETHAL LADY · 23-09-2011 02:31AM

yeah that is true zombie mombie flombie

23-09-2011 02:33AM

yekahS wrote: »

Why was it glowing green?

I think green cats eyes indicate a turn ahead.

Maybe he was one of those suicidal cats,waiting there in the shadows to throw himself under some poor souls motor.

I had one try out run me the other morning on my way to work, I won!!

Cat rolled over in Tesco carpark, Bray

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