Secondary school-teachers nicknames

Joeface · 21-09-2011 10:24AM

also had Timmy Mallet , can't think of his real name.

Sonics2k · 21-09-2011 10:28AM

Had a Math's teacher called (i think) Mr Begley, but we called him "the breath".

Dude seriously had the worst smelling breath in existence, and would always move in really really close to you when talking so you could smell it.

Actually fairly sure I saw him on the bus the other day.

cofy · 21-09-2011 10:28AM

Miss Piggy, english teacher - Because of her weight, attitude towards students and her screech. OMG the screech, her favourite one was "You emmmbaaasssseeeelllll", she managed to call everyone in the class that at one stage or another, while she sat at her desk feet up and writing up her shopping list.

Rebel021 · 21-09-2011 10:30AM

Paddy Bubbles:Headmaster in primary school small fat man who delighted in shaking you by 1 ear.
My mate went to the Mon in Cork and they had a teacher called the count.
If somebody was acting the bollox who would walk around the room counting until he got to the lad in question and belt him across the head.

Mr Higgins: Bald Hitler how I hated that man:mad:

stovelid · 21-09-2011 10:32AM

One teacher was known as Cardboard Arse because he wore these unfeasibly tight slacks.

One nun was called Ray because she had round specs and played this very doomy overwrought Doors style organ in the school choir.

21-09-2011 10:39AM

Anyone who knows which schools teachers i'm refering to get a nice breakkie roll

Death- old guy who used to float around the place like a ghost, was as white as a ghost and spoke like there was a shovel loged in his arse. cuppa tea with that breakkie roll if you can give the distinguishing feature

Gerry- Striking resemblence between himself and a well known politician.

Hitler- Need I say more.

Froggy- you know why.

Fatty Acid- chap was a human kebab.

Sniffy- Looked like he had problem with cocaine in the past and moved onto chalk.

Jap- obvious.

Rasher- chap drank so much he had a deep red palour that looked like an over cooked denny rasher.

Orangutang Tits/ shaggy- you know why.

BoBo- only a certain group who went to the school will know that.

discus · 21-09-2011 10:41AM

Razzy
Dicey
Hamster
Coooooone
Bobo
Jabba - but he same back after one summer RIPPED. Sound fella.

stargazer 68 · 21-09-2011 10:42AM

coats wrote: »

Della in Raheny? Titch died a couple of months ago

OMG really? I went there too - loved titch. Easiest way to get out of lessons was to mention the pioneer group which he was into - he could talk about it for hours!
We also had wiggy and McBride the Ride! :P

JerryHandbag · 21-09-2011 10:42AM

Not my own school but a friend of mine told me they had a Master Bates in his school. Needless to say I think they called him "The Wanker".

joe316 · 21-09-2011 10:43AM

Crux (pronounced kru-ish) one armed science teacher in my school, extremely nice guy but couldnt command a class at all. Used to throw dusters and stools at us.

Someone once painted the outline of a body in his parking spot, of course the right arm of the body was missing.

2 stroke · 21-09-2011 10:57AM

Bord Bainne
Judge
Spy
Bubbles
Friend
Jammy

miss no stars · 21-09-2011 11:00AM

shrek. Uncanny resemblance (home ec teacher)

Sauve · 21-09-2011 11:03AM

Apanachi wrote: »

I went to a convent school and one of the nuns teaching us was called Sr. Gertrude, we called her "Dirty Gerty" (cos she was - I'm telling ye guys, those nuns only had one thing on their minds - and it wasn't God!!!)

Jaysus I was only talking about 'dirty gerty' a few weeks back! Oh the memories

azezil · 21-09-2011 11:10AM

Fruitso
Mad Mick
Wasp - he was a little prick ¬_¬
Hitler - Scary Biology teacher
Mr Wellllssssh - had a lisp
Loopy Looby
Pip - short guy

Feisar · 21-09-2011 11:13AM

pancuronium wrote: »

Bigbird - she was about 6' 7'

Rochfordbridge?

Doctor_Socks · 21-09-2011 11:22AM

Wrinkle tits - She was about 80 and wore clothes for a 10 year old, most disgusting thing I ever witnessed in school!!
Jaws - Horrible, horrible teeth
Lugsy - Had big ears
Moses - He looked old and thought religion
Bandy - The reason for this name got lost throughout the ages so no one knows!
Tweesers - He had to fap with tweesers
Three and a half - PE teacher that lost half of one of her fingers

Thats all I can think of now, the names for students were much funnier. The one that sticks out the most, shows how racist my school was, was when the only coloured lad in the school sh*t himself in an exam, from then on he was simply known as 'melt'

blackwhite · 21-09-2011 11:29AM

Frosty - Anytime he spotted someone doing something they shouldn't he shout "Freeze!" He taught there in my father's time as well, and had the name back then too!

Spa - hardly needs to be explained. The man was one.

Fly - don't know where it originated, but assume it was due to being small and fecking fast. Think he's the principal there now.

Titsy - smallest chest ever.

Stretch - Rhymed with his surname. He was comically short. People used to sneak into his classroom and write "I love the cock" and similar across the top of the blackboard. Que hilarity as he jumped up and down trying to reach it and clean it (the writing, not his....... never mind). Then he'd give up and get a chair to climb up to reach.

Cow - because she was a fooking big fat ill-tempered cow. Her son got called Calf during his time there as a student (and again when he returned as a sub-teacher).

Luckycharms_74 · 21-09-2011 11:34AM

seanybiker wrote: »

The tank - she was fat.
Shaky Jake - think he had a stroke or something and used to shake a bit.
Fecky decky - first name Declan and he had a camp voice.
Bulldog - really angry teacher.
Pup - bulldogs son.
The P.E dephile. - P.E teacher.
There was loads more but I was rarely in school and can't remember a load of them.

Chainsaw billy - woodwork teacher, all the benches in his class where hacked to bits. Angry little shyte him.

hahah I remember them from DeLeSalle

chalkie 501 · 21-09-2011 11:39AM

Quickdraw...he used to have a quick fag before every class
Dinny donk....dont know why
Ma donk....dinnys wife
Ma bra.... big boobed maths teacher
chunky....as wide as tall
Dart...crazy science teaching priest
Marty....crazier priest
mick the fuzz... afro haired priest
oddball.... could lose the cool at any stage
kingkong....no idea
patsy paintbrush....art teacher
Tiny tim...6ft5in science teacher

cant remember any others,good old days...pity i didnt learn much:o

Aodan83 · 21-09-2011 12:35PM

Big Jim: he was 5 foot 6.
Frodo: he looked like Frodo.

OneArt · 21-09-2011 12:50PM

47 wrote: »

Froggy- you know why.

My school had a Froggy too. I don't recognise the other ones though.

Mr Freeze · 21-09-2011 12:58PM

Teacher with big hairy arms & a bit of a temper = Beast.

English teacher with black hair parted at the side fair and a tash = Hitler, he didn't mind, he knew his nickname and saw the funny side.

Ziggy, no explanation on that name, that was just his nickname.

Snooze, because he was dopey.

Beaver, because he had buck teeth.

Pierre, because his name was Peter and he taught French, how did we ever come up with that one I hear you ask.

And one teacher who had gigantic hands was known as Penis Fingers.

Wetai · 21-09-2011 01:03PM

Tinfoil.
Had Grey/Silvery hair and his surname sounded similar.

BigDuffman · 21-09-2011 01:09PM

Secondary School

Boo Boo
Slaphead
The Auld Bailey
Fozzy
Juicey Lucy
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
The Big red machine
Oldbert
Mary Melody (her actual name..I sh!te you not and she was a music teacher!)
Patsy (effeminite art teacher)

Had a teacher in primary called pick and flick who used to pick his nose and flick it across class room..ew.

For Forks Sake · 21-09-2011 01:14PM

blackwhite wrote: »

Frosty - Anytime he spotted someone doing something they shouldn't he shout "Freeze!" He taught there in my father's time as well, and had the name back then too!

Spa - hardly needs to be explained. The man was one.

Fly - don't know where it originated, but assume it was due to being small and fecking fast. Think he's the principal there now.

Titsy - smallest chest ever.

Stretch - Rhymed with his surname. He was comically short. People used to sneak into his classroom and write "I love the cock" and similar across the top of the blackboard. Que hilarity as he jumped up and down trying to reach it and clean it (the writing, not his....... never mind). Then he'd give up and get a chair to climb up to reach.

Cow - because she was a fooking big fat ill-tempered cow. Her son got called Calf during his time there as a student (and again when he returned as a sub-teacher).

Thats Summerhill in Sligo anyway....

NothingMan · 21-09-2011 01:22PM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Satin - cos he was an evil bastard

I would have thought it was because he had soft, smooth skin that you just wanted to touch.

coco_lola · 21-09-2011 01:23PM

Hitler - She walked and acted like her

Leiva · 21-09-2011 01:29PM

The Hulk - blond haired version .

Beaker - mad science teacher .

Rasher - bad scar on neck .

Holy Joe - religion

POC - initials

chopperbyrne · 21-09-2011 01:33PM

Seven Belly Kelly

Greasemonkey (Greaser for short)

Captain Scarlett

Hitler

Our principal was actually named Michael Flatley. He may or may not have been a lord of the dance.

smokingman · 21-09-2011 01:33PM

Dopey
Smelly
Big Huey
A nun called Paddy

...can't remember the rest...it was a looong time ago....

Secondary school-teachers nicknames

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