The Only way is Essex?????

Solnskaya · 18-09-2011 10:28PM #1

Wtf do these people do for a living, do you live like this?? The women in Solnskayas house are glued to this err, programme and seem to love it. They now spend most of their time mockingly calling each other "babes" as in "alright Babes??" and asking me when i'm getting my false tan done / smartening up like the fine lads on towie. Am I missing somthing, or do people really live like this??

Saila · 18-09-2011 10:30PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeyOnNple4M

MistyCheese · 18-09-2011 10:30PM

The "Essex" is a lie. There are other ways.

Solnskaya · 18-09-2011 10:31PM

MistyCheese wrote: »

The "Essex" is a lie. There are other ways.

you've lost me Darlin, I'm being slow here, whatcher on about Babes?:D

AnamGlas · 18-09-2011 10:32PM

You've been given the visual definition of bimbo.

J. Marston · 18-09-2011 10:33PM

What's the Irish equivalent of Essex, I wonder?

Solnskaya · 18-09-2011 10:34PM

J. Marston wrote: »

What's the Irish equivalent of Essex, I wonder?

I was wondering about that as well. Is there one??

krudler · 18-09-2011 10:34PM

tv for retards

Naomi00 · 18-09-2011 10:34PM

It's the worst thing on television.

Tried to watch it before but couldn't last more than five minutes. Five minutes I'll never get back :mad:

MrStuffins · 18-09-2011 10:35PM

Wait, unless you've been living in a bubble for the past 10 years, you will have noticed that entertainment these days is people watching other people living their lives. The bigger idiot they are, the bigger star they become (See Jade Goody).

it's horrible!

MistyCheese · 18-09-2011 10:35PM

Solnskaya wrote: »

you've lost me Darlin, I'm being slow here, whatcher on about Babes?:D

Oh, I could tell you. I mean I could tell you. Honestly. I could really, really tell you. Right in your ear. I could tell you at 6pm and not stop telling you 'til well past midnight. I could tell you so much that you'd be sick of hearing it. But.

I've lost myself now

Solnskaya · 18-09-2011 10:35PM

krudler wrote: »

tv for retards

They seem to be doing well for themselves though, how is a mystery to me, but also, are you callin my women retards?? Well out of order there.

Dotrel · 18-09-2011 10:36PM

J. Marston wrote: »

What's the Irish equivalent of Essex, I wonder?

Adamstown?

MistyCheese · 18-09-2011 10:37PM

J. Marston wrote: »

What's the Irish equivalent of Essex, I wonder?

Cough, cough

MrStuffins · 18-09-2011 10:37PM

I'll let Ricky Gervais explain

(PS: if you haven't watched the fantastic Extras, don't watch this clip. Go watch the series and this clip at the end

)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PKbOwZFYoQ

J. Marston · 18-09-2011 10:38PM

MistyCheese wrote: »

Cough, cough

Oh Christ yeah, that....

Dotrel · 18-09-2011 10:38PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

I'll let Ricky Gervais explain

(PS: if you haven't watched the fantastic Extras, don't watch this clip. Go watch the series and this clip at the end )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PKbOwZFYoQ

Yeah I heard somewhere it's pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSxVMcapsFc

Saint_Mel · 18-09-2011 10:38PM

J. Marston wrote: »

What's the Irish equivalent of Essex, I wonder?

The Only Way Is Ennis

But seriously folks, isnt there a programme on soon called Tallafornia

RobitTV · 18-09-2011 10:39PM

go on watch the first few mins you know you want to.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS4CzcoUMWo

tan11ie · 18-09-2011 10:39PM

Naomi00 wrote: »

It's the worst thing on television.

Tried to watch it before but couldn't last more than five minutes. Five minutes I'll never get back :mad:

+ Big Brother how people watch it is beyond me

very · 18-09-2011 10:42PM

tan11ie wrote: »

+ Big Brother how people watch it is beyond me

cos its good

Saila · 18-09-2011 10:42PM

Solnskaya wrote: »

They seem to be doing well for themselves though, how is a mystery to me, but also, are you callin my women retards?? Well out of order there.

are you their pimp? if so yes

temply · 18-09-2011 10:43PM

They won a Bafta an all innit

The faces on Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman as they passed them to collect the award were comical

Solnskaya · 18-09-2011 10:48PM

I'm actually starting to think a few of the girls on it are pretty hot. Lauren's a doll to me. Might be Stockholm Syndrome, but I am beginning to wonder what will happen next, and wether I should start taking more care of my apperance. This can't end well.

krudler · 18-09-2011 10:49PM

Solnskaya wrote: »

They seem to be doing well for themselves though, how is a mystery to me, but also, are you callin my women retards?? Well out of order there.

people who watch it?....yes. tell them watch The Wire instead. there's hope yet.

krudler · 18-09-2011 10:51PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

I'll let Ricky Gervais explain

(PS: if you haven't watched the fantastic Extras, don't watch this clip. Go watch the series and this clip at the end )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PKbOwZFYoQ

one of the best tv scenes of recent years, nails whats wrong with pseudo celebrity these days.

MrStuffins · 18-09-2011 10:52PM

krudler wrote: »

people who watch it?....yes. tell them watch The Wire instead. there's hope yet.

I don;t think people who would be into Big Brother would have the cerebral fortitude to watch a show like The Wire.

"What? I have to actually use my brain? And it's one story over 13 weeks? No way!"

MrStuffins · 18-09-2011 10:53PM

krudler wrote: »

one of the best tv scenes of recent years, nails whats wrong with pseudo celebrity these days.

I think the ending to Extras is almost as perfect a show closer as you'll ever get! SO terrifically well acted and written!

Solnskaya · 18-09-2011 10:56PM

I'd actually rather the Essex crowd than that twat Gervaise. Just can't abide the lucky, lucky fecker. I think Kylie wrote that song just for him. At least the women in TOWIE are easy on the eye, well most of them are, there's a few mingers. Anybody(not some dull cnut who eats branflakes for breakfast and drives a Yaris please) tell me what do these people do to earn a crust? Nice houses, nice cars, fine women, no work. Whats the deal? Rich Daddies?