Can we do our ears a favour.....

...and help previous customers and employees get over the pain of dealing with Irish Broadband/Imagine who may be reading this thread and re-write the original lyrics of the Wi-Max advert in a unique After Hours way?

I swear that advert makes me want to throw my TV out of the window each time I see it! :mad::mad::mad:

The original lyrics go:

Have you got teenage kids at home
And they’re always on the Telephone
Chatting with their friends and gaming online
Then with imagine you’re gonna be fine

Chorus:

You got to get WiMax
A-Comin across the nation
Imagine Wimax the new sensation

Wimax next generation
Faster better cheaper
No line rental fee
For more information see imagine.ie

My go:

Have you dealt with Imagine at home?
Spend hours talking to them on the phone
While they're chatting with their friends online
While trying to fix your broadband line

Chorus:

Try not to get WiMax
Provoking anger across the nation
Imagine WiMax preventing masturbation

Star Trek: Next Generation
Slower than you remember
When watching on TV
For more anger incitement see imagine.ie

YAY! I've finally found a practical use for this forum. \0/

Before a mod takes a look and says "hmmm?" I can support this interpretation of a song with precedence without banning or moving!