Angela Merkel an "un****able lard-arse"

drunkmonkey · 15-09-2011 10:23PM #1

I think Berlusconi is a Legend, wish he was running this country and throwing a few bunga bunga partys.
He could be in Trouble for this remark though, doubt he gives a fiddlers anyway, legend!!!

"The gaffe-prone tycoon has been overheard referring to the German leader as an "un****able lard-arse", according to wiretaps reported by Italian newspapers. The offensive remark is the latest in a string of embarrassing revelations involving the 74-year-old Prime Minister, who three years ago caused a diplomatic incident by describing US President Barack Obama as "suntanned".

Full Independent article.

Firefox11 · 15-09-2011 10:28PM

Yeah Legend. His country's economy is in the doldrums just like our own due to him. He's a kind of Italian Berty.

Biggins · 15-09-2011 10:29PM

Its Berlusconi - what can one expect! Seriously.

Dangerous Man · 15-09-2011 10:39PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I think Berlusconi is a Legend, wish he was running this country and throwing a few bunga bunga partys.
He could be in Trouble for this remark though, doubt he gives a fiddlers anyway, legend!!!

"The gaffe-prone tycoon has been overheard referring to the German leader as an "un****able lard-arse", according to wiretaps reported by Italian newspapers. The offensive remark is the latest in a string of embarrassing revelations involving the 74-year-old Prime Minister, who three years ago caused a diplomatic incident by describing US President Barack Obama as "suntanned".

Full Independent article.

It is out of character for him alright - he's told the truth for once.

drunkmonkey · 15-09-2011 10:39PM

Firefox11 wrote: »

Yeah Legend.

I gather your not a red blooded male, he's someone you can look up to, Berty is far from that.

Crazy Horse 6 · 15-09-2011 10:41PM

The man's a buffoon

The Scientician · 15-09-2011 10:43PM

He's Bertie if Bertie were a more successful horndog with hair implants.

staker · 15-09-2011 10:45PM

Half thinking of patenting "I shagged Berlusconi" T-shirt prints. Bound to reap a few bob in the future no?

Dangerous Man · 15-09-2011 10:47PM

staker wrote: »

Half thinking of patenting "I shagged Berlusconi" T-shirt prints. Bound to reap a few bob in the future no?

That's actually a good idea. You could perhaps do one with a smiling Berlusconi and the words BUNGA BUNGA TIME!

Dennis the Stone · 15-09-2011 10:51PM

He's an unfúckable bald lardarse.

Dudess · 15-09-2011 10:53PM

Whenever someone refers to Berlusconi as a "legend" it makes me think "Virgin/geek - over-compensating"...

karma_ · 15-09-2011 10:55PM

It begs the question, has the man actually looked in a mirror?

plein de force · 15-09-2011 10:55PM

Pot, kettle, black silvio?

suicide_circus · 15-09-2011 10:57PM

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Biggins · 15-09-2011 10:58PM

plein de force wrote: »

Pot, kettle, black silvio?

I was thinking the same thing - it takes one to know one and he's no oil painting.
He's a walking dinosaur.

midlandsmissus · 15-09-2011 10:59PM

Makes men in politics look like neanderthals, he's hardly some-one to look up to is he?

Frank Black · 15-09-2011 11:03PM

In fairness, he did promote a lot of women to frontline political positions.

Admittedly most of them were porn stars.

pragmatic1 · 15-09-2011 11:05PM

The man is a scumbag but even scumbags are right sometimes.

staker · 15-09-2011 11:06PM

Dangerous Man wrote: »

That's actually a good idea. You could perhaps do one with a smiling Berlusconi and the words BUNGA BUNGA TIME!

A Jose Mourinho-esque pose!! This time next year Rodders:D

drunkmonkey · 15-09-2011 11:09PM

Firefox11 wrote: »

Yeah Legend. .

Dudess wrote: »

Whenever someone refers to Berlusconi as a "legend" it makes me think "Virgin/geek - over-compensating"...

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Makes men in politics look like neanderthals, he's hardly some-one to look up to is he?

Well this thread was never really going to go down well with the Wimmin of Boards. Thanks for the input girls, still think he's a legend. I love the cars, the women, houses, the partys, the man is 100% male and proud.

Come on Models in Nuns dresses at bunga bunga partys in catholic Italy, the man rocks hard. Legend!

Saila · 15-09-2011 11:09PM

what has her being unfuckable got to do with it

drunkmonkey · 15-09-2011 11:11PM

Saila wrote: »

what has her being unfuckable got to do with it

Got to do with what?

midlandsmissus · 15-09-2011 11:14PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Well this thread was never really going to go down well with the Wimmin of Boards. Thanks for the input girls, still think he's a legend. I love the cars, the women, houses, the partys, the man is 100% male and proud.

Come on Models in Nuns dresses at bunga bunga partys in catholic Italy, the man rocks hard. Legend!

Women don't like him. A legend is not being a dick to people.

drunkmonkey · 15-09-2011 11:18PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Women don't like him. A legend is not being a dick to people.

Some Women don't like him:p , i'm glad there's still a few men left in the World.

gargleblaster · 15-09-2011 11:19PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

the man is 100% male and proud.

:pac:

I love it when the most adolescent, immature nonsense is held up as being the height of maleness.

Frank Black · 15-09-2011 11:20PM

gargleblaster wrote: »

:pac:

I love it when the most adolescent, immature nonsense is held up as being the height of maleness.

Why?

TangyZizzle · 15-09-2011 11:21PM

Bunga bunga!

Angela would get it

midlandsmissus · 15-09-2011 11:21PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Some Women don't like him:p , i'm glad there's still a few men left in the World.

Alright, stop and think of it this way: a woman calling you an "un****able lard-arse".

Honestly what would you think?

Feisar · 15-09-2011 11:22PM

Dudess wrote: »

Whenever someone refers to Berlusconi as a "legend" it makes me think "Virgin/geek - over-compensating"...

Really? Its a bit immature to call him a legend, something I'm guilty of myself but why virgin/geek or over compensating? If I brought him up in conversation with the lads down the pub it'd get a few laughs and lads would spout a few quotes. Typical laddish behavior.
Italy is a corrupt country with deals being cut to get anything done, hardly surprising the likes of him get into power. He shouldn't be using a country like some sort of play thing.

Still call him a legend though. Soz.

gargleblaster · 15-09-2011 11:22PM

Dudess wrote: »

Whenever someone refers to Berlusconi as a "legend" it makes me think "Virgin/geek - over-compensating"...

It just makes me think 'over compensating'. I like geeks.

Berlusconi reminds me of Jay from The Inbetweeners. And his admirers remind me of Neil. :pac:

Dudess · 15-09-2011 11:23PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Well this thread was never really going to go down well with the Wimmin of Boards. Thanks for the input girls, still think he's a legend. I love the cars, the women, houses, the partys, the man is 100% male and proud.

Come on Models in Nuns dresses at bunga bunga partys in catholic Italy, the man rocks hard. Legend!

Sorry, being at such pains to express your (not you specifcally, the general "your") admiration for him still reeks of a kind of insecurity, as if you're trying to prove "Hey, I'm the MAN!" He's actually a sad old sleaze-bag. It's not the women thing - nobody puts a gun to their heads (although there were news reports indicating there is a level of coercion - as in, "Forget about a job in TV if you don't get your kit off at this party").
And yeah, of course he's 100% male. He's a man.

I actually find blokey enough fellas very attractive quite often - love Clint Eastwood and Sean Penn - but Berlusconi's just an embarrassing auld creep.

Not sure I even believe guys who say they think he's a legend. It's the thing to say though if you frequent frat boy circles - makes you fit in.

Angela Merkel an "un****able lard-arse"

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