Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

vibe666 · 14-09-2011 09:21AM #1

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

you really couldn't make it up.

well, maybe you could, but if it's true it's an awesome headline.

there's a few news sites carrying it now though, so who knows.

FatherLen · 14-09-2011 09:23AM

so let me get this straight.
gordon ramsey had a lookalike
that was a midget
that did porn
and lived with badgers.
riiiiiiiiiiight.

vibe666 · 14-09-2011 09:24AM

FatherLen wrote: »

so let me get this straight.
gordon ramsey had a lookalike
that was a midget
that did porn
and lived with badgers.
riiiiiiiiiiight.

he died with badgers, i don't think he lived there.

anyway, it was in the sunday sport, it must be true. :pac:

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

the original story is from a few weeks ago, but for some reason the ol' blogosphere appears to have decided it was news this morning.

GrizzlyMan · 14-09-2011 09:25AM

well if it is true, he deserves it "Breaking in and entering a bagers den"...disgraceful!!

Penn · 14-09-2011 09:28AM

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go...

NothingMan · 14-09-2011 09:30AM

Site Blocked. Forbidden Category: Pornography.

For once my work's site blocker gets it right.

Best thread title ever.

smurgen · 14-09-2011 09:32AM

sounds like an X rated version of the Animals of Farthing Wood.

Bosco boy · 14-09-2011 09:35AM

With a head like ramseys where else would you stick it but in a badgers den

dilallio · 14-09-2011 09:35AM

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hamster Badger!

Plazaman · 14-09-2011 09:37AM

"Percy was a little guy with big problems," said adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh. "He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

Shoulda stayed on top. Ba-doom-tish !! (Too Soon?)

NothingMan · 14-09-2011 09:46AM

I've always wanted to see a porn sett....

A badger lives in a sett, not a den.

Sincerely,
Buzz Killington Esq. 3rd.

flahavaj · 14-09-2011 09:48AM

Greatest thread title in the history of the internet?

cruiser178 · 14-09-2011 10:15AM

Went looking for that porno, this is all I came up with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi3MQW9Xtrk

sbsquarepants · 14-09-2011 10:28AM

vibe666 wrote: »

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

you really couldn't make it up.

well, maybe you could, but if it's true it's an awesome headline.

there's a few news sites carrying it now though, so who knows.

Call me an old cynic, but eh, no....... I don't think so!:D

livinsane · 14-09-2011 10:35AM

Diamond encrusted soda stream.
Best part of the story.

Son Of A Vidic · 14-09-2011 10:36AM

dilallio wrote: »

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Badger!

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Midget?

Feeona · 14-09-2011 10:39AM

Am I only the only one who saw this coming? Poor midget : (

orourkeda · 14-09-2011 10:56AM

"Partially eaten body......................"

excellent punnage

Pdfile · 14-09-2011 11:00AM

man, he will me be missed, he is a hero of boards imo.

--LOS-- · 14-09-2011 11:24AM

investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.

'_'

TheZohanS · 14-09-2011 11:28AM

R.I.P

vibe666 · 14-09-2011 12:03PM

i'm starting to wonder if maybe 'badger' was a euphamism, given his previous employment. :eek:

although i don't think it's what he would have had in mind, if he'd imagined dying knee deep in angry badgers.

u_c_thesecond · 14-09-2011 12:49PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMeLFEq58QU

Captain Darling · 14-09-2011 01:03PM

Can we not for one moment just think about the little people!

wayfarers · 14-09-2011 01:04PM

*shrugs* I've seen bigger...

vibe666 · 14-09-2011 02:39PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

Can we not for one moment just think about the little people!

what about the poor badgers? they must have been pretty hungry to even consider eating a snack sized gordon ramsey.

cosmicfart · 14-09-2011 02:41PM

OH no, they killed his MINI ME!!! the fookers

Overheal · 14-09-2011 02:52PM

True or not: thats comedy.

TheBunk1 · 14-09-2011 03:01PM

Brilliant! The headline from the paper is even better; "Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Eaten By Badger"........makes it sound like Gordon Ramsey had a sex slave dwarf

Giblet · 14-09-2011 03:05PM

It's RAWWW! You Badger!!

plein de force · 14-09-2011 03:06PM

not ruled out suicide?
so he decided to kill himself by letting badgers eat him?

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

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