Weird stuff about your body...

FearDark · 13-09-2011 10:21PM #1

I had my appendix out last week and just took the bandages off now and they've sewn my bellybutton back on upside-down. I'm a freak. Anything weird about your body? In before large penis jokes.

Yeah upside-down.

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 10:22PM

Get a pliers and a kitchen knife and put it back on the right way or your arsé will fall off.

SomeGuyCalledMi · 13-09-2011 10:22PM

Pic please.

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 10:23PM

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

orourkeda · 13-09-2011 10:23PM

FearDark wrote: »

I had my appendix out last week and just took the bandages off now and they've sewn my bellybutton back on upside-down. I'm a freak. Anything weird about your body? In before large penis jokes.

Yeah upside-down.

Its a whopper. No Joke

RacoonQueen · 13-09-2011 10:23PM

I have 3 boobs.

LeixlipRed · 13-09-2011 10:24PM

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

Freak.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 10:25PM

dark crystal wrote: »

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

What I mean by "upside-down" is that its the opposite way now to the way it was before the operation. It's not just a hole, its has shape, and now its the wrong way round.

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 10:25PM

dark crystal wrote: »

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

Have a look at your other holes - you'd know if they were upside down, wouldn't you? Well, there you go then, it's science, innit?

Ganymede Glow · 13-09-2011 10:25PM

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

loved u in Total Recall

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 10:26PM

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

I have two hands and one mouth. We should get together.

gargleblaster · 13-09-2011 10:27PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Have a look at your other holes - you'd know if they were upside down, wouldn't you? Well, there you go then, it's science, innit?

Even the butthole?

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 10:27PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Have a look at your other holes - you'd know if they were upside down, wouldn't you?

No.

I've never seen my holes up close enough, though.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 10:27PM

Too many weird things to mention.plus some are embarrassing. Least embarrassing weird thing would be my lazy eye I suppose

KeithM89_old · 13-09-2011 10:29PM

I have a 2 inch scar to the right of my belly button. The story of how i got it varies on your hotness.

apoeiguq3094y · 13-09-2011 10:29PM

dark crystal wrote: »

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

*checks own belly button*

*removes mountain of fluff*

*checks again*

yeah, no way that I could tell if someone put it back upside down. It doesn't have an "up"

FearDark · 13-09-2011 10:30PM

stupidusername wrote: »

Too many weird things to mention.

Details?
Fap:pac:

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 10:30PM

gargleblaster wrote: »

Even the butthole?

Especially the butthole. Probably. What was the question again?

RacoonQueen · 13-09-2011 10:31PM

Wonder how long people have been staring at and poking their bellybutton since opening this thread...

LeixlipRed wrote:

Freak.

It's hawt.

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 10:33PM

I'm double jointed, so I can bend my thumb down to my wrist and bend my index finger from the top, instead of just at the knuckle.

Naomi00 · 13-09-2011 10:33PM

I smell shenanigans...the scar from getting your appendix out is no where near your bellybutton

So they didn't cut it off and sew it back on wrong.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 10:34PM

FearDark wrote: »

Details?
Fap:pac:

Nah. Another things that's ok to share would be my three lined up freckles on my tum,is it the big dipper the constalation is called? Like that.

Sky King · 13-09-2011 10:34PM

Orion's belt?

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 10:35PM

dark crystal wrote: »

No.

I've never seen my holes up close enough, though.

If you're not prepared to put the work in, don't criticise people who are familiar enough with their bodies to notice when it's been rearranged during operations medical experiments.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 10:36PM

Naomi00 wrote: »

I smell shenanigans...the scar from getting your appendix out is no where near your bellybutton So they didn't cut it off and sew it back on wrong.

Keyhole my man, bellybutton comes off for camera and two more holes made on left hand side of my stomach, yep left hand side, not right as you'd imagine.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 10:36PM

Sky King wrote: »

Orion's belt?

Ah yes thats it

Princess Peach · 13-09-2011 10:37PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

I have a 2 inch scar to the right of my belly button. The story of how i got it varies on your hotness.

Fapping with your watch on?

Would account for 2 inches of movement.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 10:39PM

stupidusername wrote: »

Nah. Another things that's ok to share would be my three lined up freckles on my tum,is it the big dipper the constalation is called? Like that.

I'm interested in the ones your not prepared to share :P

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 10:40PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

If you're not prepared to put the work in, don't criticise people who are familiar enough with their bodies to notice when it's been rearranged during operations medical experiments.

Fair enough, I'll get the mirror and familiarise myself with my holes, just in case anyone decides to re-attatch them wrong...

I still think the OP may still be on quite a few too many painkillers, though.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 10:40PM

FearDark wrote: »

I'm interested in the ones your not prepared to share :P

They shall remain secret

Princess Peach · 13-09-2011 10:42PM

I have a weird baby toenail, really really small nail that grows upwards. All the women in my family have it.

If you look really close in my left eye (closer than I let people near me) theres a tiny red heart in my iris. I love it

Other than that I'm pretty normal, except for the ghostly paleness I refuse to mask with fake tan.

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