Weird stuff about your body...

FearDark · 13-09-2011 9:21pm #1

I had my appendix out last week and just took the bandages off now and they've sewn my bellybutton back on upside-down. I'm a freak. Anything weird about your body? In before large penis jokes.

Yeah upside-down.

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 9:22pm

Get a pliers and a kitchen knife and put it back on the right way or your arsé will fall off.

SomeGuyCalledMi · 13-09-2011 9:22pm

Pic please.

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 9:23pm

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

orourkeda · 13-09-2011 9:23pm

FearDark wrote: »

I had my appendix out last week and just took the bandages off now and they've sewn my bellybutton back on upside-down. I'm a freak. Anything weird about your body? In before large penis jokes.

Yeah upside-down.

Its a whopper. No Joke

RacoonQueen · 13-09-2011 9:23pm

I have 3 boobs.

LeixlipRed · 13-09-2011 9:24pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

Freak.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 9:25pm

dark crystal wrote: »

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

What I mean by "upside-down" is that its the opposite way now to the way it was before the operation. It's not just a hole, its has shape, and now its the wrong way round.

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 9:25pm

dark crystal wrote: »

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

Have a look at your other holes - you'd know if they were upside down, wouldn't you? Well, there you go then, it's science, innit?

Ganymede Glow · 13-09-2011 9:25pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

loved u in Total Recall

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 9:26pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

I have two hands and one mouth. We should get together.

gargleblaster · 13-09-2011 9:27pm

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Have a look at your other holes - you'd know if they were upside down, wouldn't you? Well, there you go then, it's science, innit?

Even the butthole?

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 9:27pm

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Have a look at your other holes - you'd know if they were upside down, wouldn't you?

No.

I've never seen my holes up close enough, though.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 9:27pm

Too many weird things to mention.plus some are embarrassing. Least embarrassing weird thing would be my lazy eye I suppose

KeithM89_old · 13-09-2011 9:29pm

I have a 2 inch scar to the right of my belly button. The story of how i got it varies on your hotness.

apoeiguq3094y · 13-09-2011 9:29pm

dark crystal wrote: »

How can you tell if your belly button is upside down? It's just a hole

*checks own belly button*

*removes mountain of fluff*

*checks again*

yeah, no way that I could tell if someone put it back upside down. It doesn't have an "up"

FearDark · 13-09-2011 9:30pm

stupidusername wrote: »

Too many weird things to mention.

Details?
Fap:pac:

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 9:30pm

gargleblaster wrote: »

Even the butthole?

Especially the butthole. Probably. What was the question again?

RacoonQueen · 13-09-2011 9:31pm

Wonder how long people have been staring at and poking their bellybutton since opening this thread...

LeixlipRed wrote:

Freak.

It's hawt.

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 9:33pm

I'm double jointed, so I can bend my thumb down to my wrist and bend my index finger from the top, instead of just at the knuckle.

Naomi00 · 13-09-2011 9:33pm

I smell shenanigans...the scar from getting your appendix out is no where near your bellybutton

So they didn't cut it off and sew it back on wrong.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 9:34pm

FearDark wrote: »

Details?
Fap:pac:

Nah. Another things that's ok to share would be my three lined up freckles on my tum,is it the big dipper the constalation is called? Like that.

Sky King · 13-09-2011 9:34pm

Orion's belt?

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 9:35pm

dark crystal wrote: »

No.

I've never seen my holes up close enough, though.

If you're not prepared to put the work in, don't criticise people who are familiar enough with their bodies to notice when it's been rearranged during operations medical experiments.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 9:36pm

Naomi00 wrote: »

I smell shenanigans...the scar from getting your appendix out is no where near your bellybutton So they didn't cut it off and sew it back on wrong.

Keyhole my man, bellybutton comes off for camera and two more holes made on left hand side of my stomach, yep left hand side, not right as you'd imagine.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 9:36pm

Sky King wrote: »

Orion's belt?

Ah yes thats it

Princess Peach · 13-09-2011 9:37pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

I have a 2 inch scar to the right of my belly button. The story of how i got it varies on your hotness.

Fapping with your watch on?

Would account for 2 inches of movement.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 9:39pm

stupidusername wrote: »

Nah. Another things that's ok to share would be my three lined up freckles on my tum,is it the big dipper the constalation is called? Like that.

I'm interested in the ones your not prepared to share :P

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 9:40pm

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

If you're not prepared to put the work in, don't criticise people who are familiar enough with their bodies to notice when it's been rearranged during operations medical experiments.

Fair enough, I'll get the mirror and familiarise myself with my holes, just in case anyone decides to re-attatch them wrong...

I still think the OP may still be on quite a few too many painkillers, though.

stupidusername · 13-09-2011 9:40pm

FearDark wrote: »

I'm interested in the ones your not prepared to share :P

They shall remain secret

Princess Peach · 13-09-2011 9:42pm

I have a weird baby toenail, really really small nail that grows upwards. All the women in my family have it.

If you look really close in my left eye (closer than I let people near me) theres a tiny red heart in my iris. I love it

Other than that I'm pretty normal, except for the ghostly paleness I refuse to mask with fake tan.

FearDark · 13-09-2011 9:42pm

dark crystal wrote: »

I still think the OP may still be on quite a few too many painkillers, though.

I was on morpine for a few days, let me tell you this, a-mazing!

stupidusername wrote: »

They shall remain secret

Booo

ontheditch2 · 13-09-2011 9:43pm

I got a new lump on my back, on my left hand side, half way up.
Just noticed it the other day, not from sport, as haven't played any contact lately, it could be a massive massive spot, about 2cm radius..

Gottalovegreys · 13-09-2011 9:44pm

FearDark wrote: »

Keyhole my man, bellybutton comes off for camera and two more holes made on left hand side of my stomach, yep left hand side, not right as you'd imagine.

Eh no. Your belly button isn't removed, they cut through it to insert the port, and then sew it up, thats why it looks different.

Aoifey! · 13-09-2011 9:46pm

The bone in my little finger on my right hand sticks out and you can feel it through the skin. I think I broke it when I was little and nobody noticed.

rain on · 13-09-2011 9:50pm

I have a lipoma on my ribs, I thought it was part of my ribcage for years till I realised other people didn't have them...

When I was born my feet were stuck on kind of arseways and I had an operation to straighten them when I was 18 months old, I still have scars and they're still not fecking straight!

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 9:53pm

rain on wrote: »

I have a lipoma on my ribs, I thought it was part of my ribcage for years till I realised other people didn't have them...

A little warning not to scroll down to the picture of the freshly removed one complete with fluid stain might have been nice

Links234 · 13-09-2011 9:55pm

You're all weird.

I'm normal.

amacachi · 13-09-2011 9:56pm

One of my legs is shorter than the other two.

NecroSteve · 13-09-2011 9:57pm

I've only got one nad. Lost the other one to a torsion, which is not an experience I'd recommend!

Aishae · 13-09-2011 9:58pm

lol, fluid stain. *is five years old*

Princess Peach wrote: »

I have a weird baby toenail, really really small nail that grows upwards. All the women in my family have it.

snappage. i dont even know what that is.

ive a collection of scars. you could play join the dots.
going on 13 - thankfully 4 are under my mane :cool:

rain on · 13-09-2011 10:00pm

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

A little warning not to scroll down to the picture of the freshly removed one complete with fluid stain might have been nice

Erra tis grand

gypsy_rose · 13-09-2011 10:08pm

I can't find a picture of it on the internet, and my feet are most certainly not in good enough shape to take a photo of. But both my baby toes nails aren't flat, they kind of grow outwards and twist at the top.

I rarely wear sandles :rolleyes:

FueledByAisling · 13-09-2011 10:11pm

My wrists constantly crack and pop with the slightest move and also I can move my big toes in unnatural directions..

gypsy_rose · 13-09-2011 10:12pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I have a weird baby toenail, really really small nail that grows upwards. All the women in my family have it.

If you look really close in my left eye (closer than I let people near me) theres a tiny red heart in my iris. I love it

Other than that I'm pretty normal, except for the ghostly paleness I refuse to mask with fake tan.

Someone else has the toe too! I'm not alone! My father had it, and his father. Kind of weird since I'm a girl. They're not the easiest to paint :mad:

RacoonQueen · 13-09-2011 10:13pm

My sister has no nail at all on her baby toes. So she just paints the skin...

Kevin Duffy · 13-09-2011 10:13pm

FueledByAisling wrote: »

My wrists constantly crack and pop with the slightest move and also I can move my big toes in unnatural directions..

Duuuurty

booboo88 · 13-09-2011 10:14pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

I have 3 boobs.

more to play with

two of my ten toes are webbed

CapriSunFun · 13-09-2011 10:16pm

I have two webbed toes on each foot.

booboo88 · 13-09-2011 10:17pm

CapriSunFun wrote: »

I have two webbed toes on each foot.

freak :P

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 10:18pm

CapriSunFun wrote: »

I have two webbed toes on each foot.

two of my ten toes are webbed

Fish people!! :eek:

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