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Facetime or Facepalm?

  • 11-09-2011 01:46AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭


    I don't have an iPhone, I don't like Apple & I can't stand Steve Jobs.

    Even more so, I can't stand his devoted followers - the Apple-ites who seem more fanatic than most religious fanatics.

    I don't get it - a computer is a ****ing computer. That's all it is. It's not a lifestyle choice & it doesn't define you as a person. The same goes for phones. They are only phones after all.

    Now they have "facetime". It makes me facepalm when I see the ads.

    So how do you feel about Apple..? Or do you even care?:D

    Apple 111 votes

    Me like Factime
    0% 0 votes
    Me make facepalm
    31% 35 votes
    Face - Bovvered?
    68% 76 votes
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    FaceTime? I don't know what that is and I don't want to know. FaceArse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭Birdie086


    apples are very fruity


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    I'm an apple junkie. I'm sorry that this offends you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    FaceArse.
    face/arse:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Facetime advert makes me facepalm. It's such a cringeworthy ad, that Steve quit his own surname to hide from it all.

    Facepalm of these proportions


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'm an apple junkie. I'm sorry that this offends you.

    It doesn't offend me - don't get me wrong. I'm just ranting!


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Facetime: because we cant admit that we are 10 years late to video calling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade



    Internet Explorer?

    Jeez. It's not the 90's anymore. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    How do you know if someone has an iphone?













    They tell you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I do have some apple stuff but I have serious hatin' for the apple junkies.

    It's just a fucking white coloured product you stupid brand whores, it tends to have zero professional respect amongst the likes of designers and I.T. professionals, and buying a symbol does not automatically make you cool.

    After spending about €1,300 on such a product whose actual benefits I could have achieved for half that price, I feel utterly demeaned and cheated, by myself. It's a waste of fucking time, try not to buy into it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Charlie Brooker did a volte face with regard to his hatred of Mac users but still excoriates Apple for their creepy control freakery.
    iTunes – a hideous binary turd that transforms the sparkling world of music and entertainment into a stark, unintuitive spreadsheet.

    Apple's "sync" bull**** is a deception, which pretends to be making your life easier, when it's actually all about wresting control from you. If you could freely transfer any file you wanted onto your gadget, Apple might conceivably lose out on a few molecules of gold. So rather than risk that, they'll choose – every single time – to restrict your options, without so much as blinking.

    Sure, you can get around the irritating sync-issue, but doing so requires a degree of faff and brainwork, like solving the famous logic problem about ferrying a load of foxes and chickens across a river without it all ending in feathers and death. And even if you find it easy, it's a problem Apple don't want you to solve. They want you to give up and go back to dumbly stroking that shiny screen, pausing intermittently to wipe the drool from your chin.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/feb/28/charlie-brooker-pfroblem-with-macs


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Charlie Brooker did a volte face with regard to his hatred of Mac users but still excoriates Apple for their creepy control freakery.



    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/feb/28/charlie-brooker-pfroblem-with-macs

    I never have understood why people have such difficulty with itunes. It's a piece of piss to use...:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I would like to own a Mac Pro because they're really well built systems and OSX is a better operating system than windows. There's a reason why most pros in the film, photo and music industry use Mac Pros. The only problem is they're mighty expensive. You're looking at least 4 grand for a decent machine. For that much price you could get a very very powerful windows PC. But then if money is no issue and productivity time is of the most importance, I'ld pick the Mac Pro despite it being almost twice as expensive as a similarly speced PC.

    But until I get to a level where productivity time matters to me more than financial costs, I'll stick with windows...


    Saying that I do not appreciate people who endorse apple products cuz they think it makes them look cool. Its a good productivity machine, I'll grant it that but if you think it makes you look cool, then you're just a douchey hipster!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    FacePunch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    I would like to own a Mac Pro because they're really well built systems and OSX is a better operating system than windows. There's a reason why most pros in the film, photo and music industry use Mac Pros. The only problem is they're mighty expensive. You're looking at least 4 grand for a decent machine. For that much price you could get a very very powerful windows PC. But then if money is no issue and productivity time is of the most importance, I'ld pick the Mac Pro despite it being almost twice as expensive as a similarly speced PC.

    But until I get to a level where productivity time matters to me more than financial costs, I'll stick with windows...


    Saying that I do not appreciate people who endorse apple products cuz they think it makes them look cool. Its a good productivity machine, I'll grant it that but if you think it makes you look cool, then you're just a douchey hipster!

    :mad: words cannot describe how mad i be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭johnners2981


    Yeah I don't like apple products, mainly cause they're overpriced and customers just buy them for the brand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I don't like Apple. But to be fair it's not their fault. I mean, mp3 players are around fucking years, then Apple bring out the i-pod and everyone is all 'wow, Apple are such innovators!!111one11!!' So that's not Apples fault, it's the idiots that love them. Then Microsoft guy invents the tablet computer in like 2003 or something, it's well liked but doesn't take off. Then Apple bring out the i-pad 5 years later and all the fanboys are like "wow, Apple are such innovators!!111one111eleventy11!' even though they are nothing of the sort.

    Now Apple are a very good marketing company. That's what they do, they are good at marketing, and fair play, go for it. Respect where respect is due. But please stop pretending they invent things. Please stop pretending they have even a shred of ingenuity in their bland copy pasta souls. Cheers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    strobe wrote: »
    Then Microsoft guy invents the tablet computer in like 2003 or something, it's well liked but doesn't take off.

    It's basically a laptop without the lap bit. Not much shagging use really.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Yeah I don't like apple products, mainly cause they're overpriced and customers just buy them for the brand

    I dunno about overpriced, I think it's worth spending a grand on a computer that you'll have for years. My dad still has a perfectly functioning G3.

    We've had one pc, it lasted about a year, viruses got it in the end. Surprise, surprise...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    face...kicker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I dunno about overpriced, I think it's worth spending a grand on a computer that you'll have for years. My dad still has a perfectly functioning G3.

    We've had one pc, it lasted about a year, viruses got it in the end. Surprise, surprise...

    I know someone who bought an iPhone & within 6 months, they had Face AIDS.

    Sad, but true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I would never buy an apple product for any reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    I dunno about overpriced, I think it's worth spending a grand on a computer that you'll have for years. My dad still has a perfectly functioning G3.

    We've had one pc, it lasted about a year, viruses got it in the end. Surprise, surprise...

    I have a PC thats 8 years old, i have had it since i was a kid. Never had an issue, mainly because im not an idiot who downloads viruses from limewire and the like. Even if you get viruses you can just re-install the OS.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    I know someone who bought an iPhone & within 6 months, they had Face AIDS.

    Sad, but true.

    Was it Ashley Cole after the phone in pants incident? Really shouldn't have put the phone back to his face afterwards, only has himself to blame to be fair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Was it Ashley Cole after the phone in pants incident? Really shouldn't have put the phone back to his face afterwards, only has himself to blame to be fair.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming



    We've had one pc, it lasted about a year, viruses got it in the end. Surprise, surprise...

    You've only yourself to blame for that. I have a perfect VAIO laptop since 2008, not one thing wrong with it, apart from general wear and tear. Since I got it, I haven't got one virus and it never had even a trial version of anti-virus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Also I should add the Mac Pro is the only Apple product I'ld like to own. I really despise the way Apple rips off people on their cheaper lower end products such as the macbooks. Also despise the way how apple builds their products to only last a certain time. For example the battery on the macbook dies after a couple of years and you're forced to buy a new battery from Apple to use your macbook as a laptop. Another thing they'll allow the systems to run toasty hot. The cpu temps on the macbooks (don't know about the pros) easily go over 80c under load. This is why most macbooks become slow worthless junk in a few years time. Similar stuff happens with their ipod and iphones.

    I can say all of this because I used to own a macbook (actually still do) until its battery died in year 2 of its life and then it became a super slow sluggish piece of junk in about 3-4 years time.

    Also own an iPhone 3Gs which over the years have become increasingly slow and sluggish.

    Granted windows PCs become the same after a few years of use too (unless you build your own with quality parts and decent cooling and know know to look after it, which is another thing I despise about apple how they won't let you "build and upgrade your own mac" like you can build and upgrade a PC), but PCs don't cost a million billion like macs do. And so you end up paying almost twice as much for a mac which only lasts half as long as a similarly priced PC so that after your pricey mac dies, you are forced to buy the new model which they inevitably release every couple of years in case of their computers and every year in case of their iPods, iPhones etc.

    And this is why I dislike Apple quite a lot...

    Still after saying that PCs have their flaws too in the heap of junk that the Windows operating system is. The windows 7 is good but if only Microsoft could engineer windows upto OSX standards, it would be sooooo much better than rip off Apples!!

    Bottom line:

    PC:
    Pros - Cheap, can build your own with good parts, if you know what you're doing, will last you a long time.
    Cons - Windows is still far from ideal as an OS. Lots of bugs and lots of maintenance work with virus and stuff. Still you can always make backups and reformat your system to make it run like new.

    Macs:
    Pros - OSX is a really good and smooth OS. Less worries about viruses, driver updates and compatibility etc. Less maintenance work and less hassle to work.
    Cons - Mighty expensive. Can't upgrade. Will become useless in a few years forcing you to buy the new model.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Also I should add the Mac Pro is the only Apple product I'ld like to own. I really despise the way Apple rips off people on their cheaper lower end products such as the macbooks. Also despise the way how apple builds their products to only last a certain time. For example the battery on the macbook dies after a couple of years and you're forced to buy a new battery from Apple to use your macbook as a laptop. Another thing they'll allow the systems to run toasty hot. The cpu temps on the macbooks (don't know about the pros) easily go over 80c under load. This is why most macbooks become slow worthless junk in a few years time. Similar stuff happens with their ipod and iphones.

    I can say all of this because I used to own a macbook (actually still do) until its battery died in year 2 of its life and then it became a super slow sluggish piece of junk in about 3-4 years time.

    Also own an iPhone 3Gs which over the years have become increasingly slow and sluggish.

    Granted windows PCs become the same after a few years of use too (unless you build your own with quality parts and decent cooling and know know to look after it, which is another thing I despise about apple how they won't let you "build and upgrade your own mac" like you can build and upgrade a PC), but PCs don't cost a million billion like macs do. And so you end up paying almost twice as much for a mac which only lasts half as long as a similarly priced PC so that after your pricey mac dies, you are forced to buy the new model which they inevitably release every couple of years in case of their computers and every year in case of their iPods, iPhones etc.

    And this is why I dislike Apple quite a lot...

    Still after saying that PCs have their flaws too in the heap of junk that the Windows operating system is. The windows 7 is good but if only Microsoft could engineer windows upto OSX standards, it would be sooooo much better than rip off Apples!!

    I realise that your post is in English, but I'm fucked if I know what it means!


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