Women who crotch watch

later12 · 06-09-2011 05:43PM

Darkginger wrote: »

Absolutely not. Am an arse woman

I never understand why all women seem to be 'ass women'. When you get them, what can you really do with them?

At least with titties we can grope/ tittywank the sh1t out of them. But asses?

Lady Chatterton · 06-09-2011 05:55PM

I must be very unusual but I'd check out a man's feet first, I think you can judge alot about a man by looking at his footwear.

Saila · 06-09-2011 06:08PM

pfft wait till they come up out of nowhere and cup you :eek:
fookin teens...

Saila · 06-09-2011 06:12PM

later10 wrote: »

I never understand why all women seem to be 'ass women'. When you get them, what can you really do with them?

At least with titties we can grope/ tittywank the sh1t out of them. But asses?

eh watch and feel I suppose, you serious

stupidusername · 06-09-2011 06:14PM

later10 wrote: »

I never understand why all women seem to be 'ass women'. When you get them, what can you really do with them?

At least with titties we can grope/ tittywank the sh1t out of them. But asses?

and what about being with a girl that doesn't do anal but has a fantastic arse... ?

i don't want to do anything with the bum, it's just nice to see, and feel

and smack

--Kaiser-- · 07-09-2011 09:08AM

MrsD007 wrote: »

I must be very unusual but I'd check out a man's feet first, I think you can judge alot about a man by looking at his footwear.

This statement fascinates me, mostly because I think it's nonsense, but let's put it to the test.
OK, I'm currently wearing
these what can you tell about me? I'll let you know if any of it is true.

Emiko · 07-09-2011 09:12AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

This statement fascinates me, mostly because I think it's nonsense, but let's put it to the test.
OK, I'm currently wearing
these what can you tell about me? I'll let you know if any of it is true.

You're a fashion conscious athlete with a mortal fear of being run-over on one of your midnight jogs.

--Kaiser-- · 07-09-2011 09:30AM

Emiko wrote: »

You're a fashion conscious athlete with a mortal fear of being run-over on one of your midnight jogs.

not really, not really and do people actually go on midnight jogs?

07-09-2011 09:30AM

you like bees

--Kaiser-- · 07-09-2011 09:34AM

bluewolf wrote: »

you like bees

Actually, 100% correct. I do like bees! Except for that time a swarm chased me for a few hundred yards

07-09-2011 09:35AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Actually, 100% correct. I do like bees! Except for that time a swarm chased me for a few hundred yards

See, I knew you'd like running too, with those runners.

FetchTheGin · 07-09-2011 09:35AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

This statement fascinates me, mostly because I think it's nonsense, but let's put it to the test.
OK, I'm currently wearing
these what can you tell about me? I'll let you know if any of it is true.

Kilkenny fan?

kfallon · 07-09-2011 09:43AM

MrsD007 wrote: »

I must be very unusual but I'd check out a man's feet first, I think you can judge alot about a man by looking at his footwear.

Feet ewwwww! Them things are mank!

Lady Chatterton · 07-09-2011 09:48AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

This statement fascinates me, mostly because I think it's nonsense, but let's put it to the test.
OK, I'm currently wearing
these what can you tell about me? I'll let you know if any of it is true.

Ok, yellow is a colour that is associated with danger, it is often a colour that is used to get people's attention.

Maybe, you wear them because you're going for the bumble bee look

:)

--Kaiser-- · 07-09-2011 09:53AM

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Kilkenny fan?

Nope

MrsD007 wrote: »

Maybe, you wear them because you're going for the bumble bee look :)

I don't have the physique for that.

You can't really back up your original statement, can you?

El Horseboxo · 07-09-2011 09:56AM

I've caught women looking at it a good few times. Especially when wearing a suit. And they ain't shy bout it neither. Normally if a fella is lookin at tits and he .fur caught he'll look away pretending he was doing something else like a funking idiot. Women just seem to linger on a bit when caught. Anytime I catch a woman doing it I begin to adjust him a few times. Might as well give her a show.

Lady Chatterton · 07-09-2011 10:00AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

You can't really back up your original statement, can you?

I have seen some men who dress really well but wear unpolished or shabby shoes, that would be a major turn off for me (if I was single).

kfallon · 07-09-2011 10:01AM

MrsD007 wrote: »

Maybe, you wear them because you're going for the bumble bee look :)

There is only one true bumblebee look

http://img.uksoccershop.com/10351.jpg

Pretty_Pistol · 07-09-2011 10:18AM

MrsD007 wrote: »

I must be very unusual but I'd check out a man's feet first, I think you can judge alot about a man by looking at his footwear.

Agree. Don't think I could date a man with pointy shoes.

I do crotch watch. It's hard not to when they are wearing Olly Murs style trousers.

smash · 07-09-2011 12:03PM

Is there really an issue with it? I always check out a nice ass...

FetchTheGin · 07-09-2011 12:06PM

Pretty_Pistol wrote: »

Agree. Don't think I could date a man with pointy shoes.

You know what they say about pointy shoes...

sensibleken · 07-09-2011 12:34PM

FetchTheGin wrote: »

You know what they say about pointy shoes...

He's a medieval jester?

Lord TSC · 07-09-2011 12:57PM

8 pages and this hasn't been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0RL7vK44E

smash · 07-09-2011 02:10PM

What the hell is that?

FetchTheGin · 07-09-2011 02:26PM

sensibleken wrote: »

He's a medieval jester?

He may jest, but he gets things done.

Eggy Baby! · 07-09-2011 02:50PM

Well if your sausage is blatantly huge then it is okay for them to have a little peek- or a stare, whatever.

py2006 · 07-09-2011 02:53PM

Eggy Baby! wrote: »

Well if your sausage is blatantly huge then it is okay for them to have a little peek- or a stare, whatever.

Blatantly? As in if on purpose?

Eggy Baby! · 10-09-2011 08:36PM

I think blatant can be used in the same vein as "obvious"

Wompa1 · 10-09-2011 08:45PM

Feeona wrote: »

Well if you don't want women to look, don't wear clothes that emphasise your crotchular area, asking for it tbh, world's gone PC mad etc

I propose a Slutwalk for men! We can show em our sugar lumps

Catari Jaguar · 10-09-2011 09:06PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Women with great boobs have "My eyes are up here" radar built in from an early age and men are caught almost every time. Women who crotch watch on the other hand have made it into a fine, almost ninja like, art form.

That's cos women glance and men gawp and are too busy gawping at the boobs to notice. I'm also guilty of crotch watching. Niiiiice.

Scenario: Dude has open zip, do you tell them or would they just think you were a (spectacularly) twisted perv that was checking out their package? Appropriate etiquette??

Women who crotch watch

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