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Are china going to take over the world?

  • 10-09-2011 02:03PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭


    I for one would welcome our new overlords.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Trevor451


    inb4 " a great bunch of lads"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Im looking forward to Eric Cartman comment on this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    We'll know when China has taken over the world when every thread on Boards is spam.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Nah, China hasn't been worth sh*t since Bruce Lee defected to the US. They are puny mortals now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    No, their economy is too reliant on low cost manufacturing, their society has many ethnic tensions and their political system is straining under the weight of systemic corruption.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭teol


    I'm looking forward to the horizontal vaginas :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭The Internet Explorer


    A great bunch of lads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Interesting slant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Google Gold


    Simple answer No. Reason list A. 1- Europe 2- Russia 3- U.S.A. This can be expanded on to make a million reasons why china currently is unable to in anyway willingly take over the Globe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    我欢迎我们的新霸主之一.他们是一群伟大的小伙子


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    No and what country has ever taken over the world? Because I have no recollection of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    No, they wouldn't be capable.

    I have dealings with Chinese manufacturing companies on a daily basis and I find the engineers to be incompetent and not able to problem solve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Not the whole world. Only the bits that have resources useful to them, and then only if it's easy pickings as it currently is in Africa. So Ireland is quite safe, then.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭teol


    bnt wrote: »
    Not the whole world. Only the bits that have resources useful to them, and then only if it's easy pickings as it currently is in Africa. So Ireland is quite safe, then.

    Yes, I reckon their new aircraft carrier will spend a lot of its time off the coast of Africa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    Pinky and The Brain have more chance of taking over the world


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    joshrogan wrote: »
    我欢迎我们的新霸主之一.他们是一群伟大的小伙子

    小心你希望的东西 - 你可能只是得到它。


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Yes they will, they probably have already.

    If the Euro goes pear shaped, they will be our new masters.

    They are the ones with the funds and n0-one repeat n0-one can compete with them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Biggins wrote: »
    小心你希望的东西 - 你可能只是得到它。

    是什么说的?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    How come every one on this thread is suddenly posting in Irish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    hondasam wrote: »
    Conas teacht go bhfuil gach ceann ar an snáithe seo a phostú go tobann i nGaeilge

    怎么每一个在此线程突然张贴在爱尔兰

    Now its Chinese and Irish.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    4leto wrote: »
    Now its Chinese and Irish.

    are there any similarities


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    hondasam wrote: »
    are there any similarities
    To a foreign language to English dyslexic they all have the one similarity.

    I don't understand them:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭sandmanporto


    I hope not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    not a chance, paddy doherty wont let it happen and with jedward backing him up we will take under


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Lanaier


    I for one would welcome our new overlords.

    http://www.boards.ie/search/?q=%22welcome+our+new%22+chinese

    Grats, you're a meme-parrot.
    When you develop a personality let us know if you think the Chinese are taking over the world.

    Also:

    http://www.boards.ie/search/?q=%22great+bunch+of+lads%22+chinese

    Hnnngggggghhh

    That joke is still hilarious and inventive after 15 years guys, stay classy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    No.

    China has a monster of a real estate bubble.

    When that thing goes, it will be interesting to see the fallout.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Lanaier


    stovelid wrote: »
    Interesting slant.

    Really?
    You sure they didn't have a slanted view on things?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=72543799

    Honestly.. it's the 90's on this forum, there are plenty of modern, relevant things to make fun of China with.

    But then of course you'd have to think of them yourselves. :mad:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    PK2008 wrote: »
    No, their economy is too reliant on low cost manufacturing, their society has many ethnic tensions and their political system is straining under the weight of systemic corruption.

    I pissed myself laughing reading this as a "non-joke" after all the lame replies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Lanaier


    I pissed myself laughing reading this as a "non-joke" after all the lame replies.

    He's right though!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    PK2008 wrote: »
    No, their economy is too reliant on low cost manufacturing, their society has many ethnic tensions and their political system is straining under the weight of systemic corruption.

    however,militarily....wow.


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