Boobs out etc

twebb · 07-09-2011 07:36PM #1

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

Helix · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

most IT consultants ive ever met are married and look after themselves

CantGetNoSleep · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

twebb wrote: »

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

Seen yore ma's

stupidusername · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

what was the question?

Saila · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

tweeb wrote:

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

pics of yours or gtfo

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

There's a MILF I spy on regularly, I seen hers plenty.

hondasam · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

twebb wrote: »

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

Only about the German porn,

Chuck Stone · 07-09-2011 07:38PM

Pics or GTFO.

squod · 07-09-2011 07:39PM

twebb wrote: »

how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob

They come in pairs generally.

Temptamperu · 07-09-2011 07:39PM

Alas I have never gazed upon the true delight that is the female boob, oh how i long for the day a fine lady shall let me suckle upon her perfectly puckered nipple and rub my head upon its delight fullness.

rebel10 · 07-09-2011 07:39PM

Looking at two right now;)

joshrogan · 07-09-2011 07:39PM

We prefer the term German scat porn.

MungBean · 07-09-2011 07:41PM

Have you just seen your first pair of tits and decided your gods gift to women while everyone else is a pathetic loser ?

Lookin for an excuse to use this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfKmJFMFWs

stupidusername · 07-09-2011 07:41PM

twebb wrote: »

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

you're not too far off me, actually

Captain Darling · 07-09-2011 07:42PM

FFS!

BBDBB · 07-09-2011 07:43PM

I saw one

it was a Tuesday

I was wearing my anorak

kincsem · 07-09-2011 07:44PM

Thousands.
I lived in Africa.

DisasterIRL · 07-09-2011 07:46PM

BBDBB wrote: »

I saw one

it was a Tuesday

I was wearing my anorak

Good old anorak Tuesdays

KilOit · 07-09-2011 07:46PM

Helix wrote: »

most IT consultants ive ever met are married and look after themselves

That's a lie and you know it.

Snowie · 07-09-2011 07:47PM

Quite a few nothing like admiring a moon lit boob

BBDBB · 07-09-2011 07:47PM

DisasterIRL wrote: »

Good old anorak Tuesdays

Once you have seen a real boob, everyday is an anorak Tuesday

aujopimur · 07-09-2011 07:50PM

BBDBB wrote: »

I saw one

it was a Tuesday

I was wearing my anorak

Is that you Bertie Ahern

jaffacakesyum · 07-09-2011 07:51PM

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand?

ardinn · 07-09-2011 07:52PM

Is it lunch time in the schoolyard??

WonderWoman! · 07-09-2011 07:52PM

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand?

WTF????

jaffacakesyum · 07-09-2011 07:54PM

WonderWoman! wrote: »

WTF????

I'm secretly a 40 year old virgin

:P

gargleblaster · 07-09-2011 07:55PM

WonderWoman! wrote: »

WTF????

The 40 Year Old Virgin reference.

(Soooo hard not to hyphenate that title.)

WonderWoman! · 07-09-2011 07:56PM

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I'm secretly a 40 year old virgin :P

not what I been hearing

kingtut · 07-09-2011 07:56PM

twebb wrote: »

My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

Do moobs count? :P

wnolan1992 · 07-09-2011 07:56PM

I have. I was breastfed as a baby. :pac:

J K · 07-09-2011 07:59PM

twebe, if you were a greasy, unemployed nerd you would be aware of the absurdity of classifying porn by geographical region.
Also - german porn is crap. Unlike say czech porn.

Boobs out etc

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