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twebb · 2011-09-07 18:36:58

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is? I…

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I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

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#2 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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most IT consultants ive ever met are married and look after themselves

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#3 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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twebb wrote: »

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

Seen yore ma's

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#4 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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what was the question?

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#5 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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tweeb wrote:

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

pics of yours or gtfo

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#6 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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There's a MILF I spy on regularly, I seen hers plenty.

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#7 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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twebb wrote: »

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

Only about the German porn,

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#8 07-09-2011 6:38pm

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Pics or GTFO.

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#9 07-09-2011 6:39pm

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twebb wrote: »

how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob

They come in pairs generally.

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#10 07-09-2011 6:39pm

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Alas I have never gazed upon the true delight that is the female boob, oh how i long for the day a fine lady shall let me suckle upon her perfectly puckered nipple and rub my head upon its delight fullness.

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#11 07-09-2011 6:39pm

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Looking at two right now;)

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#12 07-09-2011 6:39pm

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We prefer the term German scat porn.

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#13 07-09-2011 6:41pm

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Have you just seen your first pair of tits and decided your gods gift to women while everyone else is a pathetic loser ?

Lookin for an excuse to use this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfKmJFMFWs

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#14 07-09-2011 6:41pm

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twebb wrote: »

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

you're not too far off me, actually

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#15 07-09-2011 6:42pm

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FFS!

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#16 07-09-2011 6:43pm

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I saw one

it was a Tuesday

I was wearing my anorak

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#17 07-09-2011 6:44pm

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Thousands.
I lived in Africa.

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#18 07-09-2011 6:46pm

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BBDBB wrote: »

I saw one

it was a Tuesday

I was wearing my anorak

Good old anorak Tuesdays

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#19 07-09-2011 6:46pm

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Helix wrote: »

most IT consultants ive ever met are married and look after themselves

That's a lie and you know it.

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#20 07-09-2011 6:47pm

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Quite a few nothing like admiring a moon lit boob

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#21 07-09-2011 6:47pm

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DisasterIRL wrote: »

Good old anorak Tuesdays

Once you have seen a real boob, everyday is an anorak Tuesday

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#22 07-09-2011 6:50pm

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BBDBB wrote: »

I saw one

it was a Tuesday

I was wearing my anorak

Is that you Bertie Ahern

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You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand?

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#24 07-09-2011 6:52pm

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Is it lunch time in the schoolyard??

http://slaneyfishing.com

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#25 07-09-2011 6:52pm

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jaffacakesyum wrote: »

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand?

WTF????

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#26 07-09-2011 6:54pm

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WonderWoman! wrote: »

WTF????

I'm secretly a 40 year old virgin :P

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#27 07-09-2011 6:55pm

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WonderWoman! wrote: »

WTF????

The 40 Year Old Virgin reference.

(Soooo hard not to hyphenate that title.)

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#28 07-09-2011 6:56pm

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jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I'm secretly a 40 year old virgin :P

not what I been hearing

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#29 07-09-2011 6:56pm

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twebb wrote: »

My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

Do moobs count? :P

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#30 07-09-2011 6:56pm

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I have. I was breastfed as a baby. :pac:

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#31 07-09-2011 6:59pm

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twebe, if you were a greasy, unemployed nerd you would be aware of the absurdity of classifying porn by geographical region.
Also - german porn is crap. Unlike say czech porn.

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#32 07-09-2011 6:59pm

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twebb wrote: »

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

The irony,clearly you are a **** troll.

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#33 07-09-2011 7:02pm

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wnolan1992 wrote: »

I have. I was breastfed as a baby. :pac:

Now have a good lonnnnng think about that.....

......

There it is!

/hands wnolan a sick bag

:pac:

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#34 07-09-2011 7:03pm

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Abi wrote: »

Now have a good lonnnnng think about that.....

......

There it is!

/hands wnolan a sick bag

:pac:

I think he'd prefer this this instead.

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#35 07-09-2011 7:06pm

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Abi wrote: »

Now have a good lonnnnng think about that.....

......

There it is!

/hands wnolan a sick bag

:pac:

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I think he'd prefer this this instead.

bahahaha :pac: :pac:

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#36 07-09-2011 7:08pm

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twebb wrote: »

I read AH a fair bit and I must admit at times it does make me laugh... but just reading part of the thread about the actress who refused to do the nude scene, and a recurring thought about AH came back to me.. My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I just can't get the image of a greasy, moobed, ponytailed out of work IT 'consultant' , sitting at home fapping over German sh#t porn out of my head when I picture some of these posters???

Am I wrong?

Sounds like someone has a very specific fetish, perhaps you should go back to reading, instead of seeking approval of it under another guise.

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#37 07-09-2011 7:08pm

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twebb wrote: »

My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

I lol'd. :pac:

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#38 07-09-2011 7:11pm

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twebb wrote: »

My question is... how many of you guys have actually ever seen a real life boob? Apart from your own that is?

Yes, I have seen real life boobies.......would I be right in saying you havn't??

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#39 07-09-2011 7:36pm

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In fairness though, boobs are fvcking awesome.

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